morganville vampires quotes

"i drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" Michel Glass

"Oh -- who's the Queen?"

"Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter."

“Look who’s talking. I didn’t try to outrun the cops in a hearse.”

“That hearse had horsepower.” Eve got that moony look in her eyes again. “I love that hearse.”

"In this whole screwed-up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me".."i love you, Claire".."I can't believe i'm saying this, but i do. I love you" -Shane Collins

Mortal instruments quotes

“I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”

"You would lie to the Clave? That's like a CIA Agent lying to the government." simon to Jace

" I am a man, and men do not comsume pink bevrages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown."

"Well, I'm not kissing the mundane,' said Jace. 'I'd rather stay down here and rot.'
'Forever? Said Simon. 'Forever's and awfully longtime.'
Jace raised his eyebrows. 'I knew it,' he said. 'You want to kiss me, don't you?'

"'Look, Simon, Luke thinks you should tell your mom. You can't hide it from her forever."
"I can damn well try."
Think about Luke," she said desprately. "You can still live a normal life."
"And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laught bitterly.
Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our furture. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, dinking the blood of a virgin'"

"Patince grasshopper," said Maia. " Good things come to those who wait."

" I always thought it was' good things come to those who do the wave.'" said Simon. " No wonder I have been confused all my life."

" Confused is a nice word for it," said Jace

Clockwork Angel quotes

“You know,” Gabriel said, “there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will.” “There was a time I thought I was a ferret,” Will said, “but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn’t.”

“Do you often sleep tied to the bed?” Will to Tessa

Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”

“Jem shook his head. “You bit de Quincey,” he said. “You fool. He’s a vampire. You know what it means to bite a vampire.” “I had no choice,” said Will. “He was choking me.” “I know,” Jem said. “But really, Will. Again?”

“While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They’re peculiar that way.”

Vampire Academy

"Dimitri: "She might be wild and disrespectful, but if she has potential—"
Rose: "Wild and disrespecful? Who the hell are you anyway? Oursourced help?"
Kirova: "Guardian Belikov is Princess Lissa's guardian now, her sanctioned guardian."
Rose: "You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?"

"Wait. You think I'm going to die? That's why you slept with me?"

"You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.''

"No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line."

"No," I said, and for a heartbeat, hope sprang up in everyone's faces—at least until I spoke again. "Dimitri's a Strigoi."

"Why?" I asked softly. The word was carried away on the wind, but he heard.
"Because I want you."
I gave him a sad smile, wondering if we'd meet again in the land of the dead. "Wrong answer," I told him.
I let go.

I looked him in the eye. "I will always love you."
Then I plunged the stake into his chest.
It wasn't as precise a blow as I would have liked, not with the skilled way he was dodging. I struggled to get the stake in deep enough to his heart, unsure if I could do it from this angle. Then, his struggles stopped. His eyes stared at me, stunned, and his lips parted, almost into a smile, albeit a grisly and pained one.
"That's what I was supposed to say..." he gasped out."