Emma is having a hard time making ends meet in a Season 1 Storybrooke world, so Ruby gets her a job at the town's strip club, run by Ursula the Sea Witch. Swan Queen.

AU. Emma is an owner of a renowned Fitness Club called Swan Fitness and is also a grad student seeking a Master's in Counseling. Regina is one of Emma's professors and soon to be a member of her club. Will they allow their circumstance to prevent their feelings from evolving? Or will they fight to have their chance at their happy-ending?

It is as the titles says. This is a sequel to my previous story, "Teacher's Pet." Plotless One-shots. Rated M. Student/Teacher AU.

Slightly AU - The curse is still in place and Henry has yet to go searching for his birth mother. Regina is forced to leave Storybrooke following an unexpected event, and meets Emma. What would have happened if Emma and Regina hadn't gotten off on the wrong foot? 100% Swan Queen. Rated M for language and sexytimes in later chapters.

What if Swan Queen was canon? The endgame of Ouat? What about the other ships that don't have a chance in the sunlight? Redbeauty, Sleeping Warrior, Gelphie, etc.. An adventure among the fairy tale world, a twist at every turn, and characters you couldn't imagine come join the fun. This is a retake of the show on how I would of done it. More info in the A/N. Revamping in Progress!

New to Chicago Emma, a professional cellist, is shocked to find that a beautiful deaf woman is her new president of the board. As their friendship grows Emma begins to wonder, what does it look like when a world of sound and a world of silence meet somewhere in the middle? NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON

AU/FLT The curse is never cast. Snow and Charming are forcing 19 year old Emma into a marriage she doesn't want. So she runs. Who does she run into? Could it be her greatest enemy, her true love? Or perhaps both... 9 years later Emma still hasn't returned home. Where could she be? (somewhat) Evil!SwanQueen

Well, I don't want to reveal anything here...so, if you feel up for something a little bit different...you are very welcome to take a look :) Oh yeah, right...it's a SQ story ;)

Emma Swan is a PR agent who is sent on a holiday by her boss. Regina Mills is the owner of a private island named Shadow Haven. There is more to Regina than initially meets the eye. This story dips heavily into the BDSM subculture. Swan Queen romance / BDSM story.

AU Swan Queen:: While pursuing a bounty, Emma Swan stumbles onto the path of Regina Mills, a single mother struggling to cope with her dying son. But when Emma finds herself suddenly dragged into Regina's world, she comes to realize maybe fate was just correcting an old mistake:: A story in which Regina pursues Emma:: M rating for later chapters and SQ sexy times

Emma Swan just wants to get through her final year of Storybrooke High to start a life in Boston. Then she meets her new Creative Writing teacher, Ms. Mills, who turns her plans inside out. SwanQueen. Student/Teacher. M for Smut/Lang. Completed 12/28/2014. SEQUEL ON MY PROFILE

After a devastating and unexpected breakup, successful actress Emma Swan leaves the Hollywood scene behind to make a new life in Northampton, Massachusettes, a lesbian mecca. This is where she meets the beautiful, and alluring Regina Mills: politician by day and dominatrix by night. SQ romance story, rated M for smut / BDSM.

A heartbroken Emma made the rash decision to flee Storybrooke upon learning of Regina's engagement to Robin Hood, without revealing that she was pregnant with Regina's child. After years of worry and regret Regina locates Emma in the suburbs of New Jersey and seeks to rebuild their relationship, but she is not prepared for what she discovers. (Sequel to How It Happened) Complete

2x21 with a twist. Eventually SwanQueen. {Warning: Violence}

AU: Nineteen year old Emma Swan is a senior at the exclusive all girls boarding school, Foxhaven Academy. When her friends find out she's a virgin they send her to the city to find a guy to take her v-card. But Emma is more interested in a sexy older woman she meets in a bar. A SwanQueen story.

After their return from Neverland, Emma and Regina had expected their lives to fall relatively quiet without any hidden surprises. Little did they know, the dark curse wasn't the only thing Storybrooke needed to worry about; because now, there's a new villain in town. Nothing will ever be the same again. Warning: blood and torture scenes.

Slow burn Swan Queen * Femslash * Real world AU without magic * Trigger warn. * Emma is almost 26 years old, unemployed and new in town - things aren't going well for her. Regina is the irritable but respected mayor - things are seemingly going well for her, but are they really? Emma keeps encountering Regina under unfavourable circumstances, and there are consequences. Emma's POV.

It was only supposed to be a vacation to get away from their lives for a little while, but sometimes a vacation can be a life changing experience, and Emma and Regina are about to find that out for themselves...

Regina ventures to New York to sign Henry's adoption papers before he's born and is confronted by the fact that his birth mother wants to meet her. What she isn't prepared for is the inescapable chemistry her and Emma Swan have together. But Emma isn't ready to be a mother, meaning their strong feelings for each other come second.

After bringing Henry home that first night, Regina invites Emma inside for drinks, just like the pilot. Diverges soon afterward. They are nervous, both having felt something the instant green eyes met brown ones. Once they kiss, everything changes, beginning the battles they would face in their relationship. SQ from start, S1 Rewrite. [DISCONTINUED, see Believe for new version]

Emma Swan had no idea how much her life was about to change and Regina Mills is about to turn her whole world upside down…Alternate Universe, SwanQueen

COMPLETE! SwanQueen AU. Geography teacher Emma Swan starts a new life far from her troubled past and meets history teacher Regina Mills. But all is not as it seems when it comes to the composed, intelligent, and beautiful brunette. Family struggles and difficult relationships lead to a friendship and soon something more blossoms. Rated M for Ch 7, 18, 22, 24, 28, 29, 31, 35 and 38

Emma Swan is in love with Regina Mills, but Regina's with Robin thinking that is Regina's Happy Ending. What is it's not Regin's happy ending? What if her Happy Ending is with Emma Swan? I don't own the characters!

When two women from two different walks of life meet for a one night stand they have no idea the next day they will be thrown together in one of the most awkward situations they've ever encountered. Regina and Emma find themselves inevitably drawn to each other and have set themselves on a collision course. [Complete]

Canon Divergence Post Season 5 – It's a long road to recovery, no matter what support one has throughout it all, but it will be finding and discovering a love unlike anything she ever experienced to make it through to the end. Warnings: Drug use/mentions, Suicide Attempts. Swan Queen is End Game [Complete]

Final chapter added. A happy-ending story based in Storybrooke. Emma and Regina struggle with their attractions for one another. Will be multiple chapters. We have left the realm of K :

For seven years, all thanks to a pen pal program designed for juvenile delinquents, Emma Swan and Regina Mills became and remained friends through the letters that they continued to exchange every month, and throughout many life changing events, their relationship begins to evolve past friendship into something more…

It all starts with some role play involving a little light-hearted punishment and a Catholic school girl outfit, and goes on from there. This is a smut tag-on to my fic 'Wet', but can be read as a stand alone series of scenes also.

COMPLETE! Now a four-shot festive treat full of love, laughter and lesbians ... Join Regina, Emma and Henry for their Christmas holidays and see what the family get up to. Added chapter for New Years Eve!

When Emma found out that Regina never gets gifts for Christmas she decides to treat her to a twisted version of the 12 days of Christmas.

During Thanksgiving dinner, Snow and Charming have an announcement that causes Emma to revert back into her 18 year old self - literally. Angry and heartbroken, Emma seeks comfort and refuge with the person who least expects the teen at her door: Regina. Post-Neverland

Emma and Regina have been secretly dating for nearly a year, and come Christmas time, Emma gives Regina a gift that helps them put a label on things

Emma saves Regina from the dark magic because she loves her but the problem with taking it on herself is she not always in control and Regina doesn't seem to know she told her she loved her. Emma's plan to lock away the dark magic can only work if Regina loves her back. What will happen next? M for dark scenes & sex. Swanqueen plus Morlifecent W/Magic baby eventully.

Emma is in therapy, and Regina Mills is her therapist. Eventually SwanQueen. Warning: this story contains mature themes that may be triggering to some individuals.

She's the Dark Swan, got it, the DARK Swan!

A week ago Emma decided that she was going to marry Regina even if everyone else wasn't on board. She thought they would come around, but it doesn't seem like that's coming anytime soon. With threats both inside and outside of the kingdom threatening, Emma has to hold the kingdom together with the help of her knight and hope that whatever moves they make won't get them killed.

After Emma and Regina finally confess their feelings for each other, the dam breaks. This is the story of discovering their love for each and realizing that it had been there all along. This story low on the angst but high on the feels and does contain plenty of magical sex.

As the darkness takes hold of Emma, making her spiral out of control, Regina steps forward as the Savior. With secrets and questionable methods tarring the battle, will Regina succeed in bringing Emma back to the light?

After having an affair for eleven years, their whole relationship begins to shift as Emma's wedding (and Regina's divorce) approaches far too quickly. Can they continue on with what they have, put an end to things, or will they figure out before it is too late that they were meant to be together?

The first time I saw Regina Mills, she saved my life..The second time I saw her, I died. That was the thing about Regina. Every moment around her was life and death, seconds and decisions that could never be predicted. But even after all of that, I can still say that she was worth it. Happy Ending! SQ-AU. Based explicitly off of the novel Eternal Hotel, just with my own OUAT twist.

AU: Emma and Regina meet while on vacation...[Complete]

A collection of sexy SwanQueen one shots all starting with a single line of dialogue from OUAT. This fic will contain one chapter for every episode of Season 1, attempting to show how many opportunities were missed on the show to make SwanQueen canon. Rated M for a reason folks! Updated regularly.

Fairytale Land: Emma and Regina meet at Emma's twenty-eighth birthday party and all is fine until Regina realizes who exactly the blonde is.

AU – When Emma is 18 she is madly in love with Neal. Despite their youth, they think they're ready to have a family. Unfortunately, midway through the pregnancy she falls into a coma she doesn't wake from for five years. And when she does, she gets to meet her son for the first time, along with the woman who adopted him. No curse.

SwanQueen. When an unknown woman falls from the sky over Storybrooke with the intent to kill, how does The Savior intend to stop her? How will everyone react when they find out her true identity as she leads them on an unexpected adventure through time full of surprises, including one devastating detail. And how does the woman tie into Emma and Regina falling for one another?

Post ENTER THE DRAGON. Regina is undercover to protect Snow's secret and Emma's heart, but she's not who she once was and the danger she's putting herself in could lead to dire consequences. Emma cares more than she realizes and despite the ugliness of their past, Maleficent has never stopped caring. SQ eventually with reflections on DQ from the long ago.

In her final year of college, Emma finds she has more to account for than the extra credits she needs in order to graduate. Only... she doesn't expect it to come in the form of her newest instructor, Professor Regina Mills. Complete. AU Swan Queen

(Complete) AU. Emma joins a grief support group, after the loss of her best friend, where she meets Regina. They share their heartbreaking stories and an intimate friendship ensues. Swan Queen romance story.

The annual Mayor celebrations across Maine are about to begin and Regina, one of the most notable Mayors in the state, hasn't got a date. She reluctantly resorts to her last option and hires Emma Swan, an escort who becomes her lawfully wedded wife. Slightly AU but not much.

Sometimes ones happy ending can be everyone else's nightmare. Running away for freedom from her parents, Emma embarks on a dark journey with the Evil Queen for retribution against the White Kingdom. As they brace through the perils of revenge and conflict, together will they find their happily ever after? AU,First installation of a saga. Pre-curse.FTL. G!P Dark Emma. Complete.

A story of not being ready to fall in love, to be in love, and letting one in emotionally. Of learning to be brave in the face of uncertainty. Of hope when there seems to be none within reach...

This is to be Emma's last home before she turns 18. It's hard to have faith that she will make it her home until her new family and friends show her she can. Her math teacher gives her more hope and reason to stay. To bad she is also the woman of her dreams. Can she mange to overcome her fears long enough to have a happy ending or will she be shut down in more ways than one.

A/U: Emma starts work at the local hardware store and finds out the woman who caught her eye is her new boss. Regina seems to be happy and is engaged with a son but the more time they spend together, the more Regina finds Emma is filling a void she didn't realize was there. Fic will cover several years. Multi-chapter, slow building of relationship, but definitely SQ! Rating change.

Everyone has their own story, this one is theirs and it paints the picture of a love story that spans over two decades, with all the ups and downs and everything else in between. SwanQueen AU

Regina wakes up with a wedding ring on her finger, and a panicking Sheriff on the phone. Set approximately six months after Zelena, and assumes that the Frozen story arc has also been completed. Henry has moved back in with Regina. Established SQ Friendship - leading to more.Swan Queen Week Day 7 Accidental Marriage

Not too long after Emma Swan arrives in Storybrooke, she finds herself in a constant battle with Mayor Regina Mills and it's not just about their son Henry. While fighting for dominance, the two of them retaliate against each other by any means necessary to assert their power over the other. Rated M for later SMUT

Emma is having difficulty coming to terms with the fact the Evil Queen, who abducted her, is her True Love. Regina on the other hand, not so much.

Massachusetts State Police Capt. Emma Swan leaves her red-hot career to become the police chief of sleepy Storybrooke, Maine. She's hoping for a less-complicated, less-dangerous life, a desire that is dashed on both counts. AU. No magic. Crime drama and romance. Swan Queen is endgame. Cover art by the wonderful lrbcn.

SwanQueen FTL AU: Unable to bear life as a prisoner in her own castle, a young Queen Regina flees to the Enchanted Forest in the hope of an escape. However, she soon finds her in the debt of thief and outlaw, Emma Swan, who offers her a way out of the kingdom if she accompanies her on a quest to get back what was taken from her. Neither planned on things getting complicated...

AU. Henry, age 23, decides to give the crowd what they want, what they really want. A story. So he tells them the only one he knows: the greatest love story of all time, and it just so happens, that this love story is his mothers'. Henry's on and off POV. WARNING: VERY ANGSTY MAY OR MAY NOT CONTAIN A CHARACTER DEATH

Bella is different, unique. After Edward fails to turn Bella, Alice steps in to complete her change. But, when Bella's attachment to Alice begins to cause problems within the Cullen coven Bella is sent away to the Denali sisters where she finds family, new powers, a mentor and a mate. Initially Bella/Alice, develops to Bella/Rose & Bella/Rose/Victoria. Strong mature themes.

Regina Mills is a decorated detective in the Boston Police Department, known for being outstanding at her job but outstandingly difficult to work with. Emma Swan is a driven rookie assigned to be her new partner. What happens when they find themselves thinking of each other as more than just coworkers? [cover art by supernana494]

The holidays are approaching and Mary Margaret decides it's time for a new Christmas tradition. She rounds up the entire town to participate in a Secret Santa. Well, almost the entire town. A certain mayor is missing. But then her name appears on a slip. - SQ in the end

The holiday season is upon Storybrooke, and Mayor Snow has decided the whole town should celebrate with a nine day long Secret Santa. Emma and Regina are closer than ever as they work on Operation Mongoose, but as Christmas draws near will Henry's newest Operations bring them closer than ever?

A rewrite of "The Night Before Christmas" - I wrote this last year for Beatthe0dds christmas fic contest.

Practical Magic AU. Love in the Swan family is a little difficult, thanks to their ancestor Maria's curse, and none know it better than Emma Swan. All Emma wants is a quiet life and to finally be free from heartbreak, but loving a Swan woman is a dangerous thing, and unfortunately for Emma there's a little boy and a beautiful woman in her life who seem determined to do just that.

AU/SwanQueen/Emma-POV - Contract teacher Emma Swan has bagged herself a fill in job at her son's school, Story Brooke College. Emma thinks she can handle the extremely flirtatious and persistent Head Mistress, Regina Mills, for a couple of weeks there, because a gorgeous woman like Regina is straight…right?

College student, Emma Swan, is confronted by her favorite professor and secret heart-throb, Dr. Regina Mills. What happens when Emma is forced to reveal her secrets? We shall see. AU. Slightly OOC at times. No magic. SwanQueen. Rated M for serious language and eventual sexy times between our two favorite ladies.

Emma Swan was living a fairly normal life in Boston. She had an apartment that overlooked the skyline, a job and a boyfriend, even though he lived in another state. Taking everything into account, she was happy. That was until a beautiful and pregnant brunette appeared on her doorstep, claiming that Emma had stolen her husband. AU (currently rewriting some parts/removing mistakes)

Teacher/student fic, but with alot of other drama going on too. SwanQueen.

"Weeks of peace and quiet have once again been breached. Welcome to not-so-sleepy Storybrooke; home to colorful characters, mysteries, and apparently, thieves." Set several months after the events of The Secret's in the Telling.

Each chapter of this story will be an inspiration from the fabulous posts on the Swan Queen TFLN Tumblr page. The vast majority will be Swan Queen. However, there may be some Red Beauty in here at some point. Thanks guys! All chapters will be smut with a side of some romance here and there.

"My name is Emma. I know how strange it is that I don't have a family name but I don't. My name has always been just Emma. I have decided as it were to write down my life's story. Perhaps it's time I start at the beginning and hopefully by then you'll grow to understand just what it is that has made me into what I am; the dark queen's favorite pet."

Emma is a 21 year old college student, Regina is the 32 year old head of the Political Science dept. What happens when Emma takes Regina's class and is instantly awestruck by the professor? Completely AU and 100% Swan Queen. Rating may change in the future.

Two unexpected destinies come together to mend two broken hearts. Regina and Emma finally confess how they feel toward each other in Neverland. Till the unexpected leaves Regina forced to say goodbye, will she find a way to bring her true love back. After S3 "home" Emma and Henry can't place their feeling over someone in their dreams. Regina just isn't herself when they go to FFL

Based loosely off the concept from What Happens In Vegas. Always competing, Emma and Regina find themselves getting just a bit carried away one night. In the morning both are shocked to find their situation has changed and in a town with magic, not everything is so easily fixed. The two suddenly have to find some way to get along before one does't make it out alive.

In the midst of a massive blizzard, the last thing Emma needs is to be snowed in with Regina Mills of all people. Swan Queen.

As Queen Regina gets word of Snow White and Prince Charming's daughter being born, she sets out to enact her curse. But what happens when the curse turns into the blessing Regina thought she'd never have? Rated M for sexual content. Swan Queen.

Regina loves Emma, Emma loves Regina. After the wraith attacks Emma gets sucked into the portal and in desperation Regina dives after her. How will their relationship bloom when they have enemies hitting from every side? Fluff/Kink will be included in later chapters. Rated M. SwanQueen

Anonymous texts, dripping of passion and desire, have Emma Swan on edge for weeks until she gives in to the plea of her body to be touched… Blindfolded she gets to enjoy the undivided attention of her secret admirer. If only she could blindfold her heart as well as her eyes. SWANQUEEN, rating due to... well... *shrugs and winks*

Emma Swan works hard every night as a bartender, struggling to raise her son and save up enough to own her own bar. Regina Mills is an upper class New York photographer who wouldn't normally spare a second glance at people below her. When their paths cross, their lives adapt to each other, but how much are they willing to change?

Regina could still smell her cologne and feel the cheap pleather pressing into her back. The brunette sucked in a breath. She was still lying on the floor at the staircase's base and she stared back up at it. Everything was different now. Changed. She felt broken by what had just happened, appalled and enraged, dirty. WARNING: NC17 for non-consensual sex. Dark. (But gets lighter.)

When Regina accidentally overhears something, it does not only bring back memories but crushes a hope she hadn't dared to admit feeling just yet. Will someone be able to shed light and brighten her darkest day? A Swan Queen Christmas story to wish Happy Holidays to everyone in this beautiful fandom! ANGSTY! But will get better! NOW COMPLETE!

After leaving the enchanted forest after falling through the portal with Mary Margaret Emma knows what she wants, who she wants, will she get it. Is this a shared feeling or is it just a one sided feeling.

Vampires and werewolves own the night, feeding off humans without recourse. As a Hunter, Emma Swan is dedicated to their destruction for her own reasons. But after the son she thought dead appears at her door sprouting fangs and walking in daylight, everything she thought she knew is thrown asunder. Especially in Storybrooke, Maine, governed by a mayor who is more than she seems.

AU. Set in post Season One. What happens when Regina and Emma unexpectedly exchanged bodies?

AU. Post-curse. "It's the sixth of October. A pivotal moment in Storybrooke's history and the turning point in Regina Mills' life. And it all began with a spell, a Sheriff, and a thief." Eventual Swan Queen.

Regina is caught between two worlds, but which one is real? Set in my own post season 1 timeline with possible spoilers for the entire first season just in Specific spoilers and other warnings will be posted at the top, author's note at the NOTE the Rating change for chapter 8!

Swan Queen, AU, set in FTL: "When I was a child," Emma began, her voice sounding more genuine and human than it had since their reunion began. "You used to talk to me about true love...the magic of it, the poetry of it. I yearned for that as a child. I wanted someone to love as you two loved each other." Dark, including Evil!Emma and Evil!Regina. Warnings inside!

Emma arrives at the cannery to drag Regina to safety. While the brunette is recovering from her ordeal, Emma opts to seclude and protect her in hopes of stalling her captors. However, the blonde has bitten off more than she bargained for.

The curse breaks and Regina is held prisoner by the citizens of Storybrooke to be made to pay for her crimes. But she is no longer the same person she once was: Emma gave her back her heart and a gift she never believed would be possible.

With 19 years, Emma is in senior year. What is her surprise when she sees her new stunning math teacher. AU, really. I'm not good at summaries, just read and I hope you like it!

Emma finally comes up with the perfect plan to get Regina to go on a date with her: Ask. Now she just needs her to say yes. Takes place in a happy future post-cora and with a more mature Henry who doesn't hate his mom. Rated M for sexy SQ times. This story now has a sequel "Taming a Little Dragon."

In an act of desperation, Regina casts a spell that takes her back to the day Henry leaves for Boston. She wants to keep Emma from ever entering Storybrooke, but when she takes Henry's place, she finds herself completely unprepared for the woman who answers the door. Regina has a chance to do it all again, but no matter what, she can't escape one fact. All magic comes with a price.

With the library in desperate need of renovation, Storybrooke prepares for a fundraising dinner and bachelorette auction. What mischief and romance can be found as a result? SwanQueen with some RedBeauty Rating has been raised to M - now including adult content.

After her mother's death, Regina finds a terrible surprise hidden among the witch's belongings. Unfortunately, the only one able to cure her from the ailment is Emma...if she agrees. Strong language and mature themes. First stab at SwanQueen :)

People usually write about Henry teaming up with Emma to woo Regina. This story is the other way around! What if Regina told Henry that she never intended the "love" potion in Welcome to Storybrooke for him? What if it had been for Emma? Beginning set during Welcome to Storybrooke. Swan Queen. Rated M for sexyfuntimes!

"I have been sleeping with someone," Regina began tentatively, an acute awareness that once she said the words out loud that the madness behind her highly unorthodox situation became all the more real, "whom I absolutely loathe." •Emma/Regina•

Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor

Title pretty much says it all. Emma is bored at work and texts Regina. Just some nice Swan Queen loving. Rated M for language and Swan Queen sexy times.

Just a fluffy Christmas piece inspired by the Christmas song "Baby Its Cold Outside"...when Regina calls Emma over on a winter night, she has a plan to ensnare a White Knight. Rating shifted to M for chapter 3 - please be warned if Remma smut offends you. :)

The surprises keep coming after Regina invites David and Mary Margaret for Christmas dinner. Will Emma be able to handle this family togetherness or will the stress of the holidays be too much?

They didn't even know they were looking - as their lives continue following the breaking of the curse, Emma and Regina end up finding everything they ever wanted. Happiness, a home, a family, and neither of them saw it coming. Not only that but they end up finding so much more following Emma's trip to FTL, another missing piece to Regina's happy ending. - But they found each other.

Emma finds it difficult to adapt to the White court: She has her foot permanently in her mouth, the manners of a peasant and a family that covets Snow's throne is out to eliminate her. There is only one person capable of teaching Emma what she needs to survive: the very same Regina Snow has kept secretly imprisoned for the last year. Set in FTL 1 year after the curse breaks. AU

This is the sequel to The Debt. Read that story first or this will make little sense. Emma prepares to head home to Storybrooke filled with questions, anger and pain about Regina's actions, as she figures out what to do next. Swan Queen again ... eventually.

Regina runs a mirror shop in Boston. Emma comes by one day. A love story about the two women we adore so much. SwanQueen AU. Rated M for language, reference to rape/violence and smut in later chapters.

regina comes to possess emma's diary. long one-shot. angsty and sad, per my usual.

Set just after the curse breaks, Emma hunts down Regina, who is preparing to flee. Sparks will fly. Eventual Swan Queen.

Emma has always annoyed Regina. The way she dresses. The way she talks. The way Regina's in love with her…

What happens when a certain highly strung mayor finds the whole town has been secretly gossiping online about her and Emma? Just a silly one-off throwaway fic. The title is no relation to the Evil Regals on Twitter, it's just the name is so apt.

Eric writes Sookie a list of things she doesn’t know about Pam. Sequel to “55 Things You Don’t Know About Eric Northman”