Hi! I'm Ragdoll Vodoo4 and no,

I won't tell you my real name or age(like I'd give strangers that information) but I'm a girl.

I'm under 20, end of discussion.

I'm in Florida(which city you'll never know) but from Chicago and I am new at this

so I hope you all enjoy the stories i make and please be easy on me if you don't like a story.

Thank you!

Random Comments

You with the face!
I'm Batman and you're a creepy Aqualad (during halloween)
We are the Chocolate Tribe!
It wasn't my fault I hurt you. I simply put my fist in the air and you turned your head into it
You are a truly evil person and yet I love that about you
You're extremely beautiful on the outside and yet disturbingly ugly on the inside
Pop a squat next to daddy
I want to find a cheerleader and saw her legs off (from one of my new physco friends)
Now it's fine if you argue with yourself, it's just when you lost now that's weird
If someone with more than one personality threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation?(in my cousin's case, it might)
You say I'm a bad person, yet you're the one swearing and wearing the cross
I had a nightmare! I was a brunette! (from my only girl friend, she's blond)
You butt dialed in class you idiot! (at school my friend got detention)
Why are there voices!?! (one of my friends came with a headache to school and the speakers on the announcements hurt his head)
WE.ARE...THE GINGERAAAALE CLAN!
As you spell stupidity wrong, smart one
It takes skills to choke on water, fall while going up the stairs, and to trip on a flat surface (I'm not clumsy, I just got skills)
You're like a cat, you hate people, scratch people, and do alot of weird crap
I made up a disease called Study-a-phobia!(I have it!)
I'm not stalking him, I'm just following him wherever he goes without him knowing
Stop touching me!(my friends had an akward event and I walked in on it, still don't know what they're talking about, don't want to either)
Ball Magnet!
It was people like you who inspired aspirin.
Smile! It scares people.
STOP THAT WHEELED TWINKIE!(my friend had the munchies, go figure)
I'm not insane, I'm just... not that peaceful.
Will you two shut up? I swear to God I'll drive off the first cliff we come across!(my friend's older sister hates us)
I'm surrounded by dumbasses..
It's all fun and games until you have to get your friends out of jail
Join the gay side, we have rainbows!
I'm not heartless, I just don't care.
You all need time outs! Stop throwing pencils and you two stop playing footsie!(the teacher just had to point me out)
You hate me cause I'm different, I hate you cause you're all the same
Who said you can break the broken?
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
Let them hate as long as they feel
I look like I screwed a pixie with all this glitter
You're PMSing more than me, that should be a sign that clearly states you're a girl
You know the funny thing about not doing drugs is when your friends do them and you see the way they act(especially to acid, dope, and weed, it's priceless)
You act like I care
No really?!?
Trip me while I'm down and I'll break your legs
There's a reason for rules, they let you know why you shouldn't jump the electrical fence
The reason it's an adventure is because we can die today! :D(Don't skip school -_-')
I think I'm too white to be black
Flying is easy! All you gotta do is throw yourself to the ground and miss!
Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down their level and beat you with experince
Stupidity murdered the cat. Curiosity got framed while Cruelty laughed
I ain't as dumb as you look
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
The ony time you don't wanna be youself is when you're in trouble
The only time you know your children are listening is when you say something you shouldn't have said and they repeat it
We don't mature, we just learn how to act in public
Don't say anything if you know it ain't nice, You know now why I'm silent when meeting strangers
Silence is gold, duck tape is silver
I don't care for religions cause you all think your's is the best (I don't, my parents do, they're Christian)
If you weren't a chick, I'd beat the shit out of you right now (the guy everyone thinks is my boyfriend, isn't he sweet?)
You're probably the reason blondes are considered dumb, you should probably dye your hair
Rudolf owes me a fucking ride and Santa owes a god damn bike... again!

This is something from someone else's page and I love it!

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
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If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
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If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
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If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
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forever.

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