FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again. But it was fun while it lasted."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she went through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.

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THINGS THAT ANNOY ME:

1.) People, especially teens like me, who do not bother with their spelling, punctuations, and grammar.

2.) Clichéd story plots.

3.) People who gossip about someone who they think is weird. (personally, i don't care and it doesn't really matter to me, but it's very annoying and could hurt others, trust me, it's true)

4.) When I get compared with others.

5.) The feeling that my hands and palms are full of germs and dirty.

6.) Overly immature.

7.) When people smoke. (the smell makes it hard for me to breath)

8.) Polluted places.

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt and Evan is a Vesper spy (Evan is TOTALLY a Vesper... well, for me. He just charmed and only got close to Amy because of her Cahill heritage and the purpose of using her as an advantage for the Vespers)

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (YES! I cried, if I could change one part in book 6, it would be the death of Irina. SHE'S TO COOL TO DIE!!! :'((( )

You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (Seriously, they're like, the best pairing ever in the whole series. But it seems quite impossible that they'll really get together in the end, Amy's with Evan and I think Ian might fall for Sinead. But I still have hope. And besides we still have fanfiction!)

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (a bit...)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (YES!!! except for hamy, jonamy, sinead/ ian or the like stories)

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (duhh)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (no, i don't say it aloud. I say the branch of the person to myself or to a friend who knows about the series)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (yep)

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (My mom is aware that I love The 39 Clues and she gets the concept and encourages me to read it, but I don't really talk about it with them unless there's a new 39 Clues book coming out.)

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (Yes, thanks to Amy and Dan and The 39 Clues Series!!!)

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) (sometimes, when i have time to get it)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real (I know! I hate it when my younger bro reminds me of that fact.)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (Yes, but specifically AMIAN, love them together!)

You have a crush on one of the book characters (NO WAY! I like them paired up, like AMIAN AND DANATALIE!)

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (not really)

You wish you could meet all the authors (Yes, I'll blackmail all of them to get Amy and Ian together in the end)

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (YES!)

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklin (We didn't take up Benjamin Franklin yet.)

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (not so much)

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (sensed it since the first time i read it)

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (i'd love to learn it, i'm just to busy)

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (never called anyone a "slimy lucian")

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (not all songs, but if i have time to listen to the song, i relate it to Amian, AMIAN FOREVER!)

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started likeing eachother the same way Hope/Author did (Yeah, kinda did)

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is (yes, up to now, i'm still wondering who.)

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that (yes!!!)

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (no. but it sounds great to get her poison fingernails)

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (nope. i don't diss people, i'm a good girl

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues

You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking

You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors

You desperetly want to be in the movie

You cheer every time someone says "39"

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books

You say "go all Lucian"

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (duhh!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Of course.)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Hehe. Way ahead of you.)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book. (OMG! All the time!!!)

You quote random lines all the time. (hell yeah!)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I could do MOST of it)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (yes)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (all of the characters, including amian and danatalie!)

You've got a book memorized. (Mostly, but not word for word)

You've read a book more than five times. (12 times. . . or more than for 39 clues)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Yup, more than 20 books)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No...of course not...why would you think that?...pfft...)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes! ugh, i hate those kind of people)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

FIVE WAYS TO GET ARTEMIS ANGRY:

1. Tell her that all of her hunters fell in love

2. Show her a painting of her hunters going gaga over boys

3. Tell her that Apollo kidnapped all of her hunters

4. Tell her that her hunters all disappeared from their tents and were found with boys

5. Tell her that Aphrodite took all of her hunters

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR. PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I read a book, I see it in my head like I'm watching a movie.)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a moment when you could only think CRAP, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile! (or yogurt etc.)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile (Of course I care! I care that I maintain my image and protect my title!)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards ( I fell for that... )

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stinkin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

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Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile.

Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate!

If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

"A day without maths is a day wasted"-(NOT), if you agree with it copy and paste this onto your profile

"With great power comes great responsibility"- (What good is responsibility if it won't help you gain world domination?) if you agree with the last statement copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Lets eat Grandma!" or "Lets eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. If you agree, and wouldn't like to taste your grandma, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

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If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

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If you are tired of copying and pasting things into your profile, don't even bother to copy and paste this into your profile.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.