Name: Elizabeth (but I have many nicknames such as Liz, Lizzie, Lizard, Ali, Alice, and Dork :) )

Age: um old enough to have a fanfiction and Facebook.

Music: Country and Pop

Some of my favorite singers are:

Jason Aldean

Taylor Swift

Rascal Flatts

Rihanna

Beyonce

Eminem

Usher

and many more

I hate when people call bands like Breaking Benjamin real music. I'm sorry but I just don't see what makes it real...

My heart speaks before my head sometimes. And my fingers before my brain.

I have OCD Obsessive Cullen Disorder

I love music I'm like a walking IPOD. So give me any suggestions. I suggest you read some stories by AliceCullensTwinENA

Also I see flames as constructive critisicim so they dont really bother me. But it bothers me when people say they suck at summaries. I mean you wrote something didnt you.

Ok my best friend and I love making up funny things. Like lyrics to songs etc.

Here is some funny facebook likes.

Only in America: Can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance.
Do banks leave both doors open but Pens chained to counters.
We have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering
People can order a double burger large fry and a diet coke

The walk of shame when you throw a paper into the garbage can and miss

Random Fact time:

1. Justin Beiber sucks
2. Salad is healthy
3. you CAN'T lick your index finger while looking up
4. You just tried number 3
5. Your laughing at number 4!

More facebook stuff

Friend: Did you just fall
Me:No I attacked the ground
Friend: Backwards
Me: I'm freaking talented!

Mom my friends dont care if my room is a mess. They just care that we have food.

Random fact time (again):

Sometimes, that girl who seems so strong, who never lets what what people say bother her, who smiles and laughs with her friends inside all the time, the girl who, deep down, is falling to pieces.

Me and my friend Brenna

ME: Dude lets totally prank call him over skype
Brenna: What song are we going to play
ME: Definitly Avril Lavienge we hate his girlfriend :)

ME: Why does she always get the cute new kids
Brenna: Hell, she'll date anything that breathes
ME: Can I borrow your dog
Brenna:Why
ME: She can Have the dogg and I can have the guy :)

Random fact time (again again)

In Flo-Rida's song "Low" he states that Shawty is wearing apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur, AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I'm not suprised the whole club is looking at her.

Me and Brenna

I walk in with a bunch of funny crap.

Brenna: WHere do you get all this
ME: Fanfiction
Brenna: Whats that
ME: You wouldnt understand.

So at recess when the guys are bored they make up yo-momma jokes. So I made one up. No offense.
Yo- momma's so stupid she thought IDAHO meant she was da ho.

And my favorite from Facebook

GUY: Did it hurt
Girl: What
GUY: When you fell...
Girl: When I fell from heaven
GUY: No when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE:
1.) People can have dirty minds sometime
2/) Your friends go ewww everytime you use the word it
3.) Fanfiction and Twilight rocks
4.) Its hard having a secound life no one knows about
5.) You have 3 different personalities. Family, friends, and new people
6.) Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz should definitly hook up
7. Katy Perry and her husband wont last threw 2011
8.) You are in LOVE with some kid you just met
9.) You have secret relationships you wish you could tell people
10.) You have a dysfunctional family that you love