"We must go on and take the adventure that comes to us." -C.S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia: The Last Battle

I'll finally get to writing a decent profile. Hopefully, I can do that today, but maybe not?

My name's Teressa Starr, although I prefer to go by Mister Asylum or Demon Princess. I'm a girl. I like Les Misérables, Star Trek, Once Upon a Time, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Magnus Chase, Chronicles of Narnia, and The Hunger Games. No PM option, sorry. I live in Portland, Maine. I'm 14 years old. I think I'm just stating random facts at this point. And if you want to give me some constructive criticism on my work, great, but if you're going to criticize, at least make if something I can benefit from. Please and thank you. That's about all I have to say for now. If you want some other random information about me here's my fact file:

-Slytherin/Horned Serpent

-Daughter of Odin

-Daughter of Athena

-Daughter of Kate (actually my mother's name this time)

-14 years old

-I like...CHEESECAKE

-I like robots

-I like outer space

-I like those people with the bajillion-word profiles, for example, Lesmizmaniac. Is it bad that I cried while reading that profile?

Anyway, I wanna see just how long I can make his profile without just saying random nonsense.

I love to read and write, but I have this weird tendency to cry when I read literally ANYTHING. For example, above, I cried reading that profile. I cry when I finish reading things a lot, because I'm basically a sponge. I absorb things and then cry my head off as they sink in. Someone help me. Please. I have a few obsessions with: Harry Potter, Les Misérables, and Chronicles of Narnia. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WONDERS WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO SUSAN?!?! Yes? OKay. *Sniff.* I spend my weekends doing things like this (working on my profile), as well as a large variety of other things. For being an adolescent in the year 2018, I'm actually not on video games too often. I type most of the time I'm on the computer, but I admit I do spend quite a lot of time playing Vikings: War of Clans. Also, I would just like to say...DEATH TO FORTNITE. SERIOUSLY. If I see another person flossing in the next 8 hours, my head will explode. I like Lord of the Rings, but not excessively.

My preferred music genre is hard/heavy classic rock, as well as 90's alternative and grunge (I'm quoting the word-for-word genres provided to me by my two favorite Sirius XM stations. Maybe you know which two they are.). I like the bands:

-Soundgarden/Audioslave/Temple of the Dog

-Foo Fighters

-Highly Suspect

-Red Sun Rising

-Black Sabbath

-Nirvana

-Shinedown

and many others! (If I were to list them all, trust me, you'd be here all day.)

I get good grades in school, and I loved every math unit I've had, as well as any science unit relating to:

-Bacteria/cells

-Space

-Robots

I plan on making some kind of robot in my life, from scratch.

I have three dogs, two sisters.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD……… (profile to be updated in the future)

P.S. When I finish my fanfiction days, I'll leave by writing one huge fanfiction, which should be obvious when the time comes.

P.P.S. If you read my work, please, please, PLEASE leave a review. Good or bad. but just acknowledge it. Thanks so much.

P.P.P.S. Thanks for reading my profile.

P.P.P.P.S. I'm finished now. You can go do something else with your valuable time.