"A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf." G.R.R. Martin /In a twist of fate, the dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf make an extraordinary acquaintance along their journey to Erebor. Intrigued by the power and the mystery of a legendary creature in need of help, they decide to add yet another member to their company./ Slight AU, Kili/OC

Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.