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hey any Maximum Ride fans reading this should sign this . The future of Maximum Ride is depending on it coz i dont think anyone wants Kristen Stewert and Robert Pattinson with wings (stick to the vampire crap).

Heres some stuff about me:- i'm 14 and i live in Australia. i love fanfiction. My favourite books are Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and The Olympians. my favourite guy fictional character is Fang (MR) and he is also my future husband. My favourite girl fictional character is Katniss (HG). My #1 celebrity hate is Justin Beiber. Sorry Beiber fans. My ipod headphones are stuck in my ears all day and theres nothing you can do to get them out. I'm a weirdo and i'm proud :3

Yes my profile is extremely long, but it's mostly just crap. If anyone has a longer Copy N Paste section then me (which would make them Gods), they should tell me so I can steel some :)


Reunited: is a Maximum Ride fiction, set after FANG (ANGEL never happens). After a few "Flock situations" the Flock splits up and finds themselves reunited three years later. It's a drabble I think. I don't know, I may turn it into a full on story.


QUOTES

-every cloud has a silver lining

-Dreams are like stars, You may never reach them but they will lead you to your destiny

-If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

-When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that.

-"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

-"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

-"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over."

-"If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you."

-The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on- Robert Blotch.

- Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars and i thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

-You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

-And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

-If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute screw the fruit

- Giving up doesnt always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go


COPYPASTE

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If you aren't me, paste this on your profile

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if you are in love with a fictional character

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If

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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you know the meaning of the word "penultimate", copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Friends will always be like, "You deserve better." But Best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

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If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

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siriusly chibi, CrazyNerdyFangirl, SkellyDoll

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

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CloudyAlore/Faye

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The New Ace of Spies

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If you think Fang is so smexy he is on the verge of exploding from smexiness, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

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I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

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We all know that Fax is the perfect couple. Copy this into your profile if you are one of the 99% of people who would be in the large angry mob or sending an assasin to kill james patterson if he hooks up Max and Dylan. MYLAN WIL NEVER WORK PEOPLE!

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

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I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think you'd die without music, Copy and Paste this.

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If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

(\_/)
(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ~

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!


Random Maximum Ride Questions:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

shit yeh

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

No. I HATE ARI

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

omg, he so sexy. swoon

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Are-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

ha, i even laughed when i read it then

6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

yes

7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Yeh, heaps

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No, i couldnt hurt my lovable MR book

9. Who is your favorite character?

um... can i pick the whole flock (and listen here MR quiz, if u count Dylan as part of the flock i will personly kill u)

10. Do you like Jeb?

nah, he such a creeper

11. Were you making a genuine "WTH" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Not really

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

im not sure. lets just go with yes

13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

nah, Nudge was fine but i felt like Angel was going to kill me :/

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

either AE or STWAOES

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Probably something extremely awesome

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

no, not really but I am now, thanks alot

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

DEFINATELY NOT JEB!!!. Probably some hot emo

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

yeh, they would make an AWESOME band

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

It was too educational and really boring

20. MIGGY or FAX?

*gasps* How could u even ask????? i mean, sure Iggys hot and everything but FANG IS SO SMEXY!!! and he has that awesome emo hair.


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Love Games by SolidScriptJess reviews
Clary is the It girl at her high school. Jace is the bad-boy no one touches unless they want their heart broken. Both are playing the game of love. But when dared to ask out Clary, will the two end up giving up their game—or worse—make it a competition?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,549 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Place For Fear by SolidScriptJess reviews
After years of harsh beatings and inconsistent moves, Max slips into the habit of hiding behind the walls she built up around her heart, not daring to utter even the smallest of words. Suddenly, Max meets a mysterious boy who, just like her, refuses to talk. As the two blindly stumble into a love forbidden by their parents, a murderer lurks in the shadows, ready to strike. AH. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,029 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Max, Fang
My Angel of Darkness by SolidScriptJess reviews
Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Capitol Punishment by Claratrix LeChatham reviews
The Games have been won. The story is just beginning.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 58 - Words: 149,715 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming by Kina Kalamari reviews
The flock has been trapped in an illusion for the past four years. With unlikely allies, a familiar foe, and a couple bottles of Snapple, can the flock escape from their life-long prison? AU continuation from Ch. 41 of STWAOES. Summary by StephanieZorander.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,799 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - [Fang, Max] Iggy, Marian J./The Director - Complete
Rueless by KatnissEverdeen reviews
As this tiny girl ventures through the terrible games of a county called Panem she gets caught. Sadly she dies there. But if she is dead, it has to be over. Thats what we thought.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Rue
Fang and I by FlowerChild22 reviews
Random one shots about our favourite couple, stuck on my mind. Updated whenever I can't update my other stories.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Max, Fang
U and A by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 74,423 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Love of Fighting and Fighters by XxAngelWithWingsxX reviews
Maximum Ride: a black belt with a quick temper and an even quicker tongue. Fang Riley: a street fighter nicknamed Shadow, and known for his deadly silence. Put them together and you have one heck of a story. FAX. No wings. Continued by me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,253 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Happy by DreamALitteBiggerDarling reviews
"I love you." After your heart burst, and tears shed, and all the other things people seem to think make a profound moment, you said you loved her too and whoever thought that wasn't true shouldn't hold their breath, because they could exhale when hell froze over.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Flying Sparks by sparksflying reviews
The third book in the Hunger Games Trilogy, or rather, how I would write it. Please enjoy and comment! CF spoilers. Rated T for violence, mild language and adult content. COMPLETE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,196 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Katniss E. - Complete
Cross your heart and hope to fly by catapilla1 reviews
Finding out the flock is alive three years after they disappear? No biggie. Having Fang find and rescue me? Not a problem. A new hunter and a new company? I can deal. Finding out we're immortal...ok, that one freaked me out a little bit, too. POST FANG AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,447 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Letting Go by percabeth777 reviews
"So, you're the new Oracle, huh?" Thalia finally asked. A lost look seemed to be invading Rachel's eyes as she stared at the ground. "I guess so." It wasn't about strength or commitment anymore.It was something much deeper forbidden in both of their vows.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Thalia G., Rachel D. - Complete
Questionable by Silver Tongued Wonder reviews
Skye Reese is your average Capitol teenager. She lives a life of ease in her glorious estate. But when she goes on a fieldtrip to visit the old arenas, she faces love, pain, & adventure, and discovers that her lifestyle is implausibly questionable.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,858 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Haymitch A.
Promises by DreamALitteBiggerDarling reviews
Annie cries into my chest. And I'm lost and scared, because what am I supposed to tell her? I'm not even fighting this war for me-The story of CF in Finnick's POV, after announcment of Quarter Quell. F/K, K/P. Previously titled-Anything to Protect Her
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Erasing Lissa by TMI reviews
I drew a picture of Lissa that looked so ridiculously evil that I had inspiration for a fic about it. WARNING: Brief one-sided Lissa/Fang. I hate it too, so it gets booted immediately.Lissa gets KOed twice! And Sam gets kicked in the face by Ange! R&R pls
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Fang, Max
I am the Mockingjay by Thalia the Huntress reviews
It's amazing how two words can change a person's life forever. Maysilee Donner found out the hard way. When she was reaped for the 50th Hunger Games, she had to leave her entire life behind. Full Summary inside. Formerly known as Maysilee's Story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,702 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Maysilee D., Haymitch A. - Complete
University Underworld by catapilla1 reviews
sequel to highschool hell! the flock is grounded -yeah right! So what do they do? Fly to Australia of course! read highschool hell b4 u read this, if u haven't yet! FAX, TAKILA- and ZOTAL?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Max, Fang
Move Along by shelbae reviews
Fang: Bad boy exchange student. Max: "Good girl" gone bad. One house. Two people. Well, five really. Not quite a plot yet. Humorish. T for language and possible violence. I like it! Finally, a title! Move Along All-American Rejects. Love the song or die.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,614 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Max, Fang
And So We Run Redux: Part II by Medea Smyke reviews
Madge and Gale made it out of the District 12 and survived the wilderness together. Now they face their new existence as members of the underground rebellion and possibly the biggest obstacle in their fledgling relationship: Katniss. AU, written Pre-MJ.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,806 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Obsessed with The Hunger Games? by junbug24 reviews
How to know if you have an obsession to Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Highschool Hell by catapilla1 reviews
Post FANG. What if the flock decide to go to school AGAIN? What if it happens to be the same school that Fang and his flock are going to? Need I say more? FAX, rated T just cause I feel like it
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Capitol Experience by Claratrix LeChatham reviews
An average Hunger Games, as seen by the Capitol. The games have ended, but the victor's memories will last a lifetime. That lifetime, however, might end sooner than expected. Massive Mockingjay-compliant epilogue now updated. No spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 100,403 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Panem's Crowning Glory by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Her name is Aliss Raechelle Snow. She is the President's greatest secret. His greatest regret. And his greatest enemy. My version of "Mockingjay" before it was published. Cover courtesy of univer32.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,792 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow, Plutarch H. - Complete
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Fire Red, Burning Blue by BlackOpal reviews
"You can do it," Gale whispers. "Shoot him." "Yes Katniss," Snow says, ruining my concentration. "Shoot me. Shoot me... and Peeta dies." Post CF.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Katniss Thinks by Peeta's Lover reviews
It starts with Katniss's thought on life after Catching Fire, and turns into a world wind of action and romance! R&R please. Rated T: violence, small sensuality, gore, and depression.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Just What the Doctor Ordered by Peeta's Lover reviews
one-shot: Rory, is Gale's little bro, and Prim has a little crush. Set when Katniss comes home after 74th Hunger Games. READ AND REVIEW! Written for KatnissEverdeen, who rocks my socks.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Prim E.
And So We Run Redux: Part I by Medea Smyke reviews
We know Gale got the Everdeens out. We don't know how or who else. When the Quarter Quell came to it's shattering conclusion, a whole new game of survival begins with a desperate escape from the Mayor's home. An expansion of my drabble "And So We Run." AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,970 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
A Piece In His Games by Ella Hollywood reviews
Peeta has been taken by the Capitol and is being tortured for information, all the while thinking Katniss is dead. But will a conversation with the Pres. make him question everyone he trusts? Read to find out!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Peeta M., Pres. Snow
Nightlock by Emily Cha reviews
This is "The Hunger Games" entirely from Foxface's point of view. Learn about the District 5 tributes and see the Games through Foxface AKA Holly's point of view. NOW COMPLETE! :D R&R please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,214 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Foxface, Other tributes - Complete
Rising Flames by Ambere reviews
"Katniss!" I shouted, just as the crowd began to buzz. The crowd fell silent. "Katniss, you're hurt. Stop this!" This was futile, I knew. "The female tribute of District Twelve is Primrose Everdeen."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,979 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Prim E.
My Mockingjay by Pages Like Petals reviews
This is about how Peeta has to deal with a changed Katniss after the Hunger Games. It's a songfic of My Immortal by Evanescenes. I walk home to the same scene as I always do, Katniss, sitting on the couch staring blankly at the fire in the fire place.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
For Annie by haru.fan reviews
Annie is the one girl that Finnick truly cares about. The crazy victor from District 4 who was never the same after she won the games. What happened when they met? How did their story begin? FinnickxAnnie A oneshot. Spoilers for Catching Fire
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
City of Grace by feisty.red.head reviews
10 years after Valentine is destroyed, Jace and Clary are living the perfect life. But when mysterious dreams threaten the life of their unborn child, things begin to change. Will they find the culprit? Or will it find them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Reunited reviews
ANGEL never happened. After Fang left the Flock, things had taken a twist and the Flock had found themselves split apart. 3 years on they all have their own lives but what will happen when the past catches up to them?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011