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The Bold Part Is You...

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.(I dunno abt this)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(This is wrong cause i am a girl)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks i wear black and other dark colors with white
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm was on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(look above I am a girl)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage Arrangements by YukiYumena reviews
Bella loses her parents in a tragic way when she is 15. Her Grandmother takes care of her until she decides it's time for Bella to get married. England of the beginning of the 18th century. BxE ALL HUMANS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,997 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mother's Treasure by PrincessLonesome reviews
Bella tells her grandchildren how she met her husband on an elevator.No longer a one shot. Shows Edward and Bella at various stages in their lives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4908 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice Says by Kimmydonn reviews
Alice reminds Charlie of the man he is by playing a game where she makes all the rules. Rule #1 Do what Alice Says. Written for the Under Her Thumb Challenge: fanfiction . net/u/2330327/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Charlie S., Alice - Complete
One Night by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Dear one-night stand,I just realized I left my favorite bra on your floor. Sincerely, awkward phone call. -Bella doesn't always remember things, especially when she's drunk. AH. One Shot. Lemon-ish. M. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6211 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Found A Boy by KitsuShel reviews
When the past collides with the present, Bella learns just how precious the future is. My entry in the Quickie Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticks and Stones by who doesn't love a fairy tale reviews
Three friends, a nightclub, a challenge. Edward is led on a wild goose chase as he hunts for the girl who disappeared without a word.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wall by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strangers on a train by mafipereira reviews
For a year,Isabella has been taking the same train and seeing the same people,every day. Everyone lives inside this invisible bubble and no one dares to burst it.That is,until the new passenger arrives...and bursts Isabella's bubble.Forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Knights of Honor by katmom reviews
"Age of Edward" contest entry. Lord Edward is an Honorable Knight on a secret mission, Bella is offered to him as a gift from the Evil Duke Aro. AH/AU/Lemon/M rating/OneShot/Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Second Kisses a Christmas Tale by the-glory-days reviews
A new spin on a classic tale. It's Christmas Eve, and Bella is working. An unexpected fall and three ghosts help Bella realize the meaning of the holiday and true love. One-Shot; Collaboration fic with seevousplay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jingle Bella by cosmogirl7481 reviews
O/S Lonely and scorned, Bella is sarcastic and slightly bitter. A bad first date isn't helping things. Will a stranger rub her in all the wrong ways…or all the right ones? Rated M for dirty talk and smut because I wrote it. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 206 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Toy by Irish Charm reviews
After a long absence a submissive gets a summons from his Mistress.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,741 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gift of the Magi by BabyItsColdOutsideContest reviews
My heart was back in Seattle, shattered on the floor with the glass from the picture frame. Only three years in and it looked like my marriage to Edward Masen was falling apart. Entry for Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevator Music by SarahCullen17 reviews
Bella is in the one place she doesn't want to be-trapped in an elevator with her grouchy neighbor, AKA the owner of the Volvo she just hit. But dark quarters plus Dolly Parton can lead to some very hot lemons...Confused? Read this one-shot to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Longer Invisible by A Picture Says It All reviews
#29. She watches him from a distance, blending in with the background. Until one day she realizes maybe she's not the only one watching. E/B pairing. *Written by emg78*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gilded by spanglemaker9 reviews
2nd Place winner- 2010 Age of Edward contest. 1899, The Gilded Age, in New York and Newport, RI: Brought up surrounded by opulence and wealth, bound by tradition, Edward is faced with a life-changing choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red, Not Green by AmeryMarie reviews
"I have never understood why the color green is associated with jealousy; jealousy is red, the color of passion and anger and blood. It's the color of the blood boiling in my veins as I watch her touch him...and then he is moving towards her." OS, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns on a Rosalie by The Perisher reviews
One-Shot companion piece to I Want You To Want Me taking a glance of the life of Rosalie Hale. Come inside of the mind of Forks High's self-absorbed, ditzy cheerleader. Nothing is what it seems. Takes place during the events of Chapter 28/29.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, she goes to the one person she can talk to, Edward. He decides that Bella needs to get away for a few days, and he suggests a mini-road trip to 'The Happiest Place on Earth.' One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Words by the-glory-days reviews
Bella writes down what she feels. These are her words. This is the story of how she was saved by Edward. A sequence of 7 short poems. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Standing Ovations and IOUs by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for pic is worth 1000 words. One-shot. AU/AH Chart-topping rivals Bella and Edward find that they can put their 'hatred' to good use; sometimes the best things in life are unplanned. Dirty but not explicit. I suppose you could call it lemon rind..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 206 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up by kimpy reviews
Two complete strangers wait for the elevator every day, arriving and leaving at the same time. One day, the electricity goes out while the strangers are riding together, and they find novel ways to make the time fly by. FGB one-shot for AgoodWITCH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 412 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for Moonlight Stuido's Lyrical Contest. AU/AH/OOC/One-shot. It's been a year since Edward last saw his fiancée and best friend. A year of waiting for her to come back to him. And Edward's not about to let her go without crashing the wedding first...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gross Misunderstanding by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Renesmee hears strange noises in her parent's bedroom and her young mind jumps to the worst possible conclusion. One-shot. I thought this was going to be funny, but it turned out more serious. Still cute fluff though. All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Forks Heritage Home by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella's made a lot of sacrifices for Jacob, and working at the FHH is one of them. But working at a heritage home does bring some smiles and laughter to Bella's life. A random o/s.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon by Stephaniiie reviews
Third place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Kiss Twilight movie Edward by bevcannon672 reviews
Edward & Bella's first kiss from the MOVIE, not the book. Told from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watching the Sky Turn by chrometurtle reviews
Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Cinnamon Bread and Awkward Head by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Entry for the Awkward Contest. Sugar and Spice and all things awkward. Will Edward's embarrassing behaviour blow his chances with the girl of his choice? Or will cinnamon gum lover Isabella Swan know just what to do with him? O/S. AH. Second Place Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 732 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Highest Bidder by Saiyachick reviews
Married vineyard owner Edward didn’t exactly know what he was getting into when he agreed to be part of his sister Alice’s charity benefit. Can he survive being auctioned off for a date with the highest bidder? Bidella/Wineward-:-Response to Haiti Relief
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kiss Goodnight by LauraHannah90 reviews
Edward is putting Renesmee to bed, but like every little girl, she tries to delay her bedtime. Edward being Edward waits patiently for his daughter to tire before kissing her goodnight. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Affair by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place winner in the An Edward to Remember Classic Hollywood Romance One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
pillow talk by twilightluver4eva123 reviews
In breaking dawn,isle esme.what do the pillows have to say about edward and bella in the bedroom
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reincarnation by Saiyachick reviews
Rosalie has a dark secret that roots to the night of her rape and murder; it has everything thing to do with her devotion to Renesmee. Rated for language. Oneshot/Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Buff the Banana by touttoi reviews
The wedding is nearing and Edward is loosening the physical boundaries of their relationship. It’s good, but it leaves Bella frustrated and wondering if Edward ever... Buffs the Banana. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe In, Breathe Out by SpunkRansom445 reviews
Bella Swan is set to get married when her best friend, Edward Cullen, makes shocking revelatio the night before her wedding. AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dangers of Dating A Vampire by wantmywifeback reviews
True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookworms by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4904 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 362 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations with a Stranger by BittenBee reviews
Journeying to their families on Christmas Eve, two strangers cross paths, undergoing obstacles and finding a rare connection along the way. Life is one long conversation. 1st Place Winner for the Anything Goes Under The Mistletoe contest. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevators, Strangers and Surprises by AMayes reviews
Bella's elevator ride with a gorgeous stranger becomes charged when the lift breaks down. Things become complicated when she discovers the stranger is her to-be boss, Edward Cullen. Originally written for the Make It Count contest. Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,787 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Destiny and Driftwood, Murphy's POV, an outtake by Iadorepugs reviews
Because we all want to know what Murphy was thinking the whole time. M kind of
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Destiny and Driftwood by Iadorepugs reviews
Bella & Edward are neighbors who have watched each other secretly, but never met. When Edward comes to Bella's aid, will it be the catalyst they need to make their feelings known to each other? The smallest event can lead to a big life change. AH, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 488 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Man by kimpy reviews
Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
11:11 by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one could ever hurt her like he'd done. He'd sent her hopes crashing down from the sky, and she was left to live with the hell he put her through. But without her he was lost. Little did he know, she couldn't say goodbye either. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 234 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DrinkingVegas Bad Idea by touttoi reviews
Waking up next to a complete stranger in an unknown place isn't exactly anyone's idea of a 'good morning'. Bella and Edward find themselves in this situation with only a video camera to reveal the nights events, can they make their lives together work?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jelly by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
What happens when firefighter Edward comes home to a messy house, crying children, an emotional wife, and burned dinner? Very fluffy. All Human. All Edward POV. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,248 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinholes and Passageways by dolphin62598 reviews
Edward watches Bella from the two apartments on either side of hers. What happens when Bella discovers a peephole and pays him a visit? AH, OOC "Mentalward" Contest Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Road to Forgiveness by jezzeria reviews
Bella just found out she's pregnant after a one night stand. Edward is enthralled by this woman who is carrying his child, but Bella has a dark past. Will she be able to let it go and give Edward the chance he deserves? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,292 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labels by The Perisher reviews
One-Shot companion piece to I Want You To Want Me exploring the mind of James Anderson. Come inside of the mind of Forks High's badboy. What you will find, might shock you. Takes place after the events of chapter 17. Rated M to be safe - Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2009 - James - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Is Where Your Rival Is by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella, long time rivals, challenge each other to an apple-bobbing contest? Will they finally stop fighting what they know to be true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 10,466 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Puns and Ponderings by wantmywifeback reviews
Simple curiosities I've wondered about while writing Adult Twilight FF. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Contains Adult Content, The Sequel by wantmywifeback reviews
A one-shot story of MORE sex and lust, still without romance. None. Very adult content. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story, The Sequel by wantmywifeback reviews
This truly excellent one-shot sequel has hot sex, lust, more romance and hot sex. And lust. Very adult content. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet and Lowdown by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cleansing Fire by jaspers.girl.1985 reviews
Everyone is human, but it doesn't mean they're not monsters. After seven years, Bella and Edward Masen are in the midst of ending their marriage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Changing Heart by Marni.246 reviews
Tanya gets a chance to talk to Edward at his wedding. I do not own anything Twilight, slight language, and most of all - enjoy! Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Tanya, Edward - Complete
The Servant of Ares: one shot by poo235 reviews
AoE contest entry: "Recalling the Tale of Amor and Psyche, I conceived that love was even difficult for the gods." Can the story of Bella's great-grandparents help Bella as she struggles with her feelings for an afflicted Mycenaean soldier?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happy Anniversary by Emerald Thorns reviews
Bella surprises Edward for their anniversary...after making him extremely pissed. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternal Twilight by kitten007 reviews
Isabella Swan is the Princess of Forks, a land cursed with eternal twilight. Is she the one who will be able to lift the spell from the kingdom? AH/AU Written for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nature Boy by StarlightSuccubus reviews
Edward is alone, invisible and chained to the forest. Invisibility is a curse until he meets Bella. But who would save who? The alone or the lonely? Written for the Once Upon a Twilight contest. A collaboration between StarLightSuccubus and magan bagan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Clear Sight by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
My entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest. Bella Swan stumbles upon a mysterious man who is as still as a statue but with a beating heart. She releases him from his paralysis and he helps her out... by kidnapping her. Not that she minds too much. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wishing Tree by poppyandpeony reviews
Even the purest of wishes don’t often come true. This is the story of one that did. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing The Monster Within by ScrubsAndLattes reviews
Edward, once an arrogant prince, rudely turns away a woman. She placed a curse on him, turning him into a vampire. If he can learn to love, and earn her love in return, he will turn back into the man he desires to be. But who could love a monster?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella and The Haunted Wood by ebhg reviews
Bella and her father move to a small village near a supposedly haunted wood. When her father goes missing, Bella takes a dangerous journey to rescue him and discovers that even ghost stories can have a happy ending. A Once Upon a Twilight contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,484 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Love's First Kiss, a Modern Fairy Tale by addisonj reviews
Princess Isabella is cursed to live locked in a tower until she receives true love's first kiss. A one-shot for the Once Upon a Twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Lies Beneath by TwiliteAddict reviews
Submission for the Once Upon a Twilight contest. The kingdom of Forksalot is home to two lovely princesses. What happens when Princess Rose becomes wickedly jealous and ditches her sister in the disenchanted forest - with no memory of who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Alone by Lamb on Heroin reviews
Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words Left Unspoken by Makkitotosimew reviews
Edward is leaving on a jet plane. The goodbyes have all been said. But Bella's keeping a secret and it's tearing her apart. Can she let him go with words left unspoken? AU/AH, BxE, smut-free one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Confessional by Insane Bliss reviews
What happens when Popeward meets Nunella? Entry for the Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding the Beauty in the Beast by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Ten years ago Edward Cullen was a very different man from the one Bella married. Ten years ago, he was broken, scarred and disfigured, and had stopped believing in true love. But with Bella, he found his own happy ending. – Written for the OUATC – AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bellezza di sonno by secamimom reviews
Edward finds himself falling in love with a young woman who he has never talked to nor does he know her name. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Hours at the MVD by SubtlePen reviews
Stuck at the MVD on the last day of the month, how do you pass the time? Rated M... AU/AH, just missed the deadline for the Tattward and Inkella contest...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Definition of Irony by ShelbySue reviews
Bella has always refused to tattoo Edward for her own reasons. What happens when he finally gets her to agree? Submitted for the Tatward & Inkella contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theory by AlternativePunk reviews
A funny parody of what should have happened the day Bella figured out exactly what Edward Cullen was... “O-OH MY GOD! I figured it out! SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU…THAT YOU ARE…” --R&R-- Hope this makes you LOL...literally!--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Kiss to Remember by wishimight reviews
England 1818 - Bella finds a badly beaten stranger & nurses him back to health. When he awakes, he has no recollection of who he is. Can their love survive when his memory returns? And what of James Masen, the "Devil" Duke of Forkshire? Age of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Forgiving Sea by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After Edward, a British Navy soldier, watches his beloved vessel sink with his fellow soldiers and captain, he stumbles upon the Boston shores. When a young girl spots him wounded in the grass what will become of this Englishman? Example entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of '88 by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen tells the story about how he woo’d his lady love in 1988. He got a little obsessed, became a little stalkerish, and developed a voyeur fetish. In the end though, he succeeded.Oneshot.AH. Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and secks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Housewife by EverybodyLovesAYeti reviews
Written for Age of Edward contest. "A good wife always knows her place" Bella's always been the perfect housewife. Who ever said Edward wanted obedience?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Mrs Cullen by Edward'sLoverGirl1901 reviews
Edward is a young soldier, just home from the Great War, and due to his dispatchment, he was unable to have a real honeymoon. Upon his arrival, he spends a passionate night with his virgin wife. Entry for The Age of Edward contest. ExB smut. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Boat by voi ch'intrate reviews
When your two best friends force you into going to a romantic hot-spot, how can you cope? And what happens when you're thrust into one of the most romantic rides with a complete stranger! Will a budding romance sink...or swim? AU AH ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speechless by Foundation of Dreams reviews
AH AU. E/B. When Edward meets Bella, she doesn't speak. Will she let him help her find her voice? Will he stay after he finds out her biggest secret? Complete, with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,718 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Say Never by Stephaniiie reviews
An accident leaves Bella paralysed and never able to walk again. AU. All Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Home by Happy Bells reviews
Bella discovers she’s pregnant while her husband, Edward, is out fighting in the war. As time progresses, why isn’t she hearing from her husband? Fluffy One-shot. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty In the Breakdown by notnowgarrison reviews
Edward Masen was not expecting to have a woman collapse onto him on the Metro. It was natural to get defensive - but Bella Swan, columnist, is quite defensive, too. Dedicated to all people who live in Washington, DC, or ride the Metro all over the place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,590 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calm Before the Storm by Saiyachick reviews
AU. A different approach to New Moon.-:-Bella took off the ring, unclasped his hand, and placed it in his palm. She curled it back up, kissed his knuckles, and rose. “Goodbye.” Drabble. R&R-:-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Benefits of Barbecue by unicornhime reviews
Emmett sends Edward to the store for barbecue supplies, and Edward picks up a little something extra. AU/AH EPOV One-shot for The Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest hosted by Daddy’s Little Cannibal and Bronzehairedgirl620.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can I Have An Oreo? by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella's friends are on a mission to hook her up with her perfect match. All other plans have failed so now they're relying on a box of Oreos to do the trick. All Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twenty Six Year Old Virgin by formerlyknownasone reviews
And Edward never had a problem with it. That is, until he met Bella Swan. AU/ All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Forks by avatea reviews
Edward visits Forks with Carlisle some... 16 years before book 1. Short-ish, new concept. Edward's POV! One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Ask Me in a Hundred Years by Justine Lark reviews
Why was marriage so important to Edward? He told Bella, “A hundred years from now, when you’ve gained enough perspective to really appreciate the answer, I will explain it to you.” Now the time has come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Consequences of Sneezing by UnoriginalScreename reviews
One-shot. A single sneeze can change everything.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Get Caught Writing Notes by vampire-legend reviews
They can hardly have a conversation with each other without throwing some kind of insult. When Bella tries to move on, will it finally spark Edward into telling her how he feels. All-Human. One-shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakup by quietneed reviews
With Edward determined to leave Forks, Bella fights to convince him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires Don't Sleep by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Emmett Cullen gets put into Bella's math class. Hilarity is guaranteed when Emmett "falls asleep" in class. slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hope Dies Last by SteneMichele reviews
Jacob has done everything in his power to win Bella over, but there is nothing left to do... Except for beg for Rosalie's help. Will Rosalie's distaste for Bella be enough for her to help Jacob keep her human? Or is Jacob just being naive? Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Two Blushing Pilgrims by therecordwontstopskipping reviews
For Isabel0329 "For My Valentine" Contest. Bella is quoting Juliet in a meadow one day, when a gorgeous stranger with bronze hair starts to quote the lines of Romeo. BellaxEdward, All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shall We Dance? One Shot by CarribbeanLady reviews
One shot! Isabella finds herself heading to the Newton's ball only to be attracted to a brooding stranger known as Mr Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dimes by brighteyes87 reviews
He loved her from the moment they met but she was married. ONE-SHOT based on Damien Jurado song. E/B, AH. Does have a happy ending! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr And Mrs Cullen by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
2nd SMC entry! Edward and Bella are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill the same person. Thing is- neither of them know about the other's occupation. Love gets lethal between husband and wife and deadly secrets are revealed. ExB, LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by missbluejuju reviews
Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Thought of Love by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For My Valentine" contest. Edward is bored, but then he starts getting mysterious love letters at school. Who could it be? Best friend Bella helps him find out... E/B One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9674 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Moments by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Song fic based off Brad Paisley's "Little Moments" A few very sweet, fluffy moments between Edward and Bella. All human, T for slight language. Shows how Edward loves Bella's little imperfections. Adorable, especially if you know the song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Day by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is having a bad day. But, not as bad as Miss Bella Swan's. What will happen when he takes her out to dinner to help her feel better! ExB, LEMON, ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Holly and The Ivy by EJ Santry reviews
Bella and her parents are on vacation in London for Christmas. When she meets a handsome Londoner, Edward, while out in the city, she gets more than she ever dreamed. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hey Stranger by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Oneshot - All human - Edward and Bella have been together for a three years. One night she goes home and finds a message from Edward. "Hey love, now tonight is going to be a little different ..." seriously romantic! xxx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With Great Restraint by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Breaking Dawn Missing Moment - At the wedding reception, Bella and Jacob discussed her honeymoon plans. At the same time, Edward dances with Tanya...and the same subject arises. This one-shot parallels pages 61-66 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Bella or Cinderella? by Still-Obsessed reviews
All Human Oneshot. EPOV; Occurs in the late 1800s. Edward is Prince Charming and Bella is Cinderella. Better summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Growing Pains by xxsparklesnick reviews
She promised herself that she would not wait for him like a love-struck housewife. She would never love him again. In the end, though, it was not her choice. Love is not true or real or fake or black and white. Love is not easy. Love, simply, just is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
You do NOT Mess with Emmett's Sister by Symeria reviews
Kellan Lutz Our awesome Emmett! said it best, "Emmett's the protector. He's the guy that's there to crack jokes then beat somebody up." Bella is grateful that Emmett will be her brother in a few weeks. Emmett and Bella brother/sister bonding fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Property Damage by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward loses his temper when Bella decides to go out unsupervised during her first year as a vampire. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Quick Lie by Phantress reviews
Edward tells Bella a quick lie. Post-Twilight, Pre-New Moon. Random one-shot. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life of Bella Swan by OhMyWord reviews
I’m more than a little embarrassed to say that I rearranged my shifts so I’d work on the days he was most likely to come in. Yes I do, in fact, realize how lame that probably sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Life of Edward Cullen by OhMyWord reviews
I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,737 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Didn't Have Time by rika08 reviews
Bella's a single mother working for her daughter. She has no time for men in her life. 'She didn't Have Time' Terri Clark. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Special Delivery! by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
What happens when Edward delivers a pizza to the girl of his dreams house? All Human, OOC, for Jayeliwood's sexy edward contest...review?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accepting The Consequences by cdunbar reviews
Bella surprises Edward one day after work. He responds by letting his dominant nature take over. From Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lava Lamp by Saiyachick reviews
For once, Edward's fascination was the cause of Bella's harm. In response to Eowyn77's Danger Magnet Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
True Companion by tara sue me reviews
Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Babysitting by haru.fan reviews
Edward and Bella have to watch a young single mother's little girl Briley for a day. BellaxEdward Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Debris by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a most unlikely fantasy fulfilled after Bella gets dirt inside the Volvo after a well-planned hike. Rated M cause I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Laundry by Saiyachick reviews
Not even Edward can save Bella from her accident proneness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Brightest Star by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Edward has waited too long for his true love. One night, he finally finds it. VERY CUTE! Bad summary. Read it, and you'll love it. Trust me. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Worth the Trouble by Amethyst Jackson reviews
A conversation set after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Say What! by eclipsed heart reviews
Bella's day seems to be pretty normal, except for Mike Newton, who appears to have taken a vow of silence. Until he corners Bella in the store...What could possibly happen with Bella sandwiched between a wall and Mike? Companion to The Trouble With Mike.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
An Angel by runaway xo reviews
Final goodbyes can be the toughest kind. One-shot. Character death, not Bella or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Edward's First Day of School by runaway xo reviews
We all know what happened on Bella's first day at Fork's High School. Ever wonder what Edward's was like? One-Shot. Set two years before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Deadly Enemies by Angeliss reviews
Bella’s in trouble again… But who is threatening her now? An angry vampire? An angry werewolf? Or something else? And is it angry? Read to find out. Oneshot, humorous.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Umbrella by Saiyachick reviews
An umbrella is a powerful invention. It brings people closer together. Oneshot. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Who's Gonna Watch You Die? by Lupus reviews
ONE SHOT: Bella lies on her death bed at 91. Edward never came back. Songfic on her last wish. Tearful and emotional, I've been told. What Sarah Said by Death Cab for Cutie. BellaxEdward . EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa by Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Promises by Genevieve Lee reviews
Bella stays home sick with the flu, but does not tell Edward. When he finds her missing from school, he worries and goes to see her. Just a fluffy one shot. Written as a gift for a friend upon request.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Guidance by Saiyachick reviews
Halloween is a day where the dead cross over to the world of the living. Jacob visits his mother's grave every Halloween in hopes of a sign.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Jacob - Complete
Window by Saiyachick reviews
Edward's point of view when he heard Bella slam the window shut in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Karma by Saiyachick reviews
/Sequel to Affections/Even though the fates didn’t envy me, that didn’t mean they envied this Bella girl either. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Wounds by Saiyachick reviews
Time heals all wounds, but even though the wound has healed, the scar remains. Bella returns to Forks ten years later and tries to heal some old wounds. BellaxJacob friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
My Little Brother by Saiyachick reviews
August Challenge. Emmett's relationship with a character. Emmett reflects on his life with his little brother Edward. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Affections by Saiyachick reviews
You can't deny what is there.'But you can't accept what isn't,' Edward whispered. Tanya's point of view Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Tanya, Edward - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Wish by Saiyachick reviews
/Sequel to Wishes/A week after Edward's wish for Bella to become a child for one day, Edward becomes persistent in discovering what Bella wished for. On the quest to discover Bella's wish, Edward is humiliated by non other than his family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
A Normal Human Life by gaelicfairy32 reviews
Bella has a plan to change Edward's mind. She will live the most human life she can even if it kills her. Will her plan work or will it blow up in her face?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,693 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Love a Little Differently by Bailey Laurelle reviews
One Shot. Just a cute fluff Bella wakes up to Edward and a new sort of affection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete