![]() Normal vs. HTTYD Fans: NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD Fans: will say "The Gods Hate Me! Normal people: Will hear a whistle and ignore it How to Train Your Dragon Fans: will hear a whistle and scream "Night Fury! Get Down!" Normal people: see a mini toothless statue and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" HTTYD fans: view a toothless mini statuette and scream "Oh my god This is the cutest thing I have now!!!!!!!!!!" Normal people, when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say: a gun HTTYD fans: a doctor! More than 5 speeds! A shield! Normal people, when pursued will: call for anyone to help HTTYD fans: will call for your dragon. Normal people: do not know the statistics for the different dragons HTTYD fans: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: Attack 11, x2 stealth. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs) Normal people: What in God's name! Fans HTTYD: on behalf of Thor! Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing him will not know. HTTYD fans: will know immediately to show them an eel, scratched them under her neck, give them some dragon-nip or reflect light something to leave them behind you. Normal people: will buy band posters and such. HTTYD fans: will search all stores for all HTTYD collectibles, clear an entire shelf in his room for them and make a saddle piece and tail for each figurine and plushy toothless they have. Normal people: See the movie HTTYD once in the film and maybe once at home. HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite the entire thing, with the correct tones (example : * Changes in Scottish accent * excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!) Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work HTTYD Fans: whistling the theme HTTYD while they work Normal people: do not really care when the third film is released. HTTYD fans: will count the days until the premiere youtube and check every day for the next trailer (trailer cursed!!) Normal people: will give what they can to people as gifts HTTYD fans: never, under any circumstances, carry a Gronckle egg to someone. Normal people: when telling someone to change their habits, will be good at it. HTTYD fans: will say, "You have to stop at all ... this" Normal people, "Doesn't Astrid mean" asteroid "? HTTYD fans: *Dreamy tone* "Astrid ..." Normal people, when in danger: "We're gonna die!!" HTTYD fans: "the chances of survival are dwindling in the single digits now ..." Normal people: will "keep calm and carry on" HTTYD fans: will "keep calm and wait for How to Train Your Dragon 3" Normal people: do not really care what they use for a belt buckle HTTYD fans: never use anything similar to bone. EVER! Normal people:. Wisest quote - "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow The crucial point is to stop questioning" - Albert Einstein HTTYD fans: 'If you get blasted, you're dead "- Gobber the Belch Normal people: will skip this HTTYD fans: Will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them;) CandyKaty, ZambleTheZombie, SapphireWolf2002, DarknessWolfSpirit346, the Amber Fury, Thearizona, DoragonJi Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 8. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face. 9.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 10. Sing Along At The Opera. 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 13.. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy and Paste This To Make People who read bios Smile. |
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