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 You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway. ~Judith Viorst Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ~Henry Fielding Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Henry Louis Mencken There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West Love's mysteries in souls do grow, I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." ~Author Unknown Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? ~From the television show The Golden Girls Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~Murray Banks I once knew a woman who offered her honor |
