I am a bizarre thing-type-person who has friends that have the uncanny ability to remind you of that time you visited the evil genius club at the looney-bin. I live in Houston TX ,and I'm not going to give you my address.( that's right, I'm looking at you stalkers...and that weird dude leering at me from behind the cabbage. ewwww...) I'm also a GIRL. Stop lookin' so surprised.

I'm sorry for my neglagence for anyone that cares. Stupid writer's block. Give any and all ideas I can write, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

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