A Bit About Me -

Hi, I'm Stephen, but before you go on to reading my fanfiction just know this, I have a very dark mind. There will be sexual parts of it yes, but hey, can't stop the mind from wandering down the more perverse side of the road. Well, I can, but hey, I'm too lazy to do it. But anyway, here are the facts about me. My name is Stephen David Adcock, I am fifteen and I was born in Austin Texas. I am an Atheist, I know the user Asriel Universe. He is a good writer, albeit he has to work on his punctuation a bit, just like I need to improve my grammar. We all have room for improvement. I hate violence, well unless it's in a book, only then do I like it. I love, love, LOVE to read. I don't care if you insult my mother, but any other member of my family will result in immediate hateful replies. These are the things about me. So remember to have a nice day, and if you can, be nice to someone. If you don't have enough heart to do it, well then that's too bad for you.

PET PEEVES -

- Using text talk in a roleplay or fanfiction

- Screeching children

- People who think fights are something to get over excited about

- People who think their universe can solo every other universe

- People who get in fights without a rational reason, e.g. for fun, because he/she insulted you're shoes, and because you wanted to be popular

- People who use words they've heard to seem smarter when they are using said words completely wrong, e.g., Technically by legal standards. (Asriel Universe) you know who and what I am talking about

- People who say they need drugs.

- People who refuse clean up after themselves.

Likes

- Reading

- Food

- Other people that are smart

- Video Games

- Anime

- Writing

- Drawing

- Painting

Dislikes -

- Fighting

- Overuse of cursing

- Forcing religion

- Killing people unless they piss you or I the hell off

- Abuse of drugs without proper administration

- The overuse of sexual jokes

- Hentai, bestiality (Sex with animals) rape

Why I'm Awesome! -

- I like to make friends

- I am a grammar nazi

- I am nice when I get enough sleep

- I correct people if the use an incorrect derogatory term e.g., Don't call me a dumb donkey

- I don't force other people not to believe in their own deities

- I don't care what religion you are, as long as you are my friend I will kick some major ass for you

- I like some tig ol' bitties, (Big ol' titties) the bird and the breasts, I don't discriminate

- I hate racism

The Things I Copy/Paste from my friends

FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (Raiding pantries is a great bonding experience, kids!)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this