Rabastan/Harry. The only way Harry can get free of those who wish to use him is to agree to an already made betrothal contract created by Dorea Black-Potter. Will this simple thing change the course of Harry's predestined future? Will he remain neutral or will he turn dark after he learns everything Dumbledore's done? Will there be a wedding in future for Rabastan and Harry?

Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.

When they're the last two left with the Realms collapsing around them, Loki uses dangerous magic to send Evelyn back to the beginning to do it all over again. The Soul Magic has unexpected side effects, though. Evelyn blames it on her damned Potter Luck. With far more allies that originally expected, she and Loki set out to stop the end of the Nine Realms before it even starts.

Genesis is less than happy being woken up at "ridiculous o'clock". However nothing could prepare him for the news he had a younger brother! Not that Genesis is complaining. Harry is a snarky, hilarious runt who provides never ending amusement and chaos that insures boredom will never be an issue again. Now they just have to deal with that pesky "destiny" of his...

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

A nameless elf saves the lives of Prince Legolas and Captain Tauriel from a spider attack that would have surely overwhelmed them and soon collapses after. Grateful for their lives, they bring him back Mirkwood to heal. From there, things change within Mirkwood, slowly but surely. In Prince Legolas' opinion, the changes are more than welcome. [Chaps 1-4 Edited: 09/29/2018]

The obligatory plot bunny depository. Predominantly Harry Potter related. AU's. Crossovers. Gender Benders, among others.

Stiles doesn't wait for Scott to come through with the bullet, instead he goes to someone he knows he can trust Derek in tow...this is how Derek is introduced to Harry Potter. What would happen if Stiles was told about his spark straight from the start? With the aid of someone who can show him what he can do? Harry Potter/Peter Hale & Derek/Stiles

My attempts at smut, because I'm a newbie and I need practice. Slash, explicit, Harry-centric.

A series of one-shots or random ideas I'm not sure how will go over with the fans. Any idea that randomly pops in my head will likely be posted unless I have more than four chapters. This will mostly be for Harry Potter and HP crossovers. Will also include older works.

Thalia had never thought much about what would happen to her after death, but perhaps she should have. Reincarnated as the twin of Dorea Black, the once Girl Who Lived must muddle through one of the most tumultuous periods in modern history. Inadvertently, she falls in love along the way. WWII era AU, ft. Grindelwald, Hydra, and the intrepid Howling Commandos. fem!HP/Bucky

Alex Potter relocates to New York, intent on a fresh start for herself and her godson. Derek Hale is haunted by the ghosts in his past, afraid to look towards his future. Together, they find hope, and healing, and so much more… Post Hogwarts, Pre TW Series, Soulmate AU. DH/fem!HP.

Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?

Unbonded Omega Guide Holly Potter wasn't looking for trouble, Then again, she never is. HYDRA. The Winter Soldier. Or rather Alpha Sentinel Bucky Barnes, who should have been dead, but wasn't...Trouble certainly found her. (FemHarry. Cowritten with Northpeach, ABO/Sentinel-Guide fusion. I Will Face Canon and Walk Backwards into Hell- for both fandoms)

Phil Coulson is SHIELD's new liaison to the Ministry of Magic. (He might also be a squib, but he knows better than to break the International Statute of Secrecy.) Phil/Fem!Harry. MoD!Harry.

The Hyuuga Clan is also known as the All-Seeing Clan. But they didn't need the help of the Byakugan to know that there was something special about their heiress. (Harry is Hyuuga Hinata/Second in my Reincarnation Series)

I have a plethora of ideas that hit me and force me to work on them. Since Loredian keeps giving me plot bunnies, I needed a place to put them. This collection may get updated from time to time, but it is always considered to be complete as is. In the unlikely event that I expand a story out to a story in its own right, I will remove it from here. Each chapter is a different idea.

A series of unrelated ficlets in which fem!Harry meets her soulmate. Or, alternatively, that one in which fem!Harry has a different name in each ficlet. Soulmate AU. Various pairings. Various fandoms. Enjoy.

Dumbledore thinks Harry is in Spain with the Dursleys. The Dursleys thinks he's spending the summer with 'his lot'. And maybe Harry feels a little guilty about lying to them and to his friends about his whereabouts. But if they don't want to tell him what's going on with Voldemort, then he doesn't have to tell them he's taken up stunt-biking, right ? Harry-is-Skull AU.

Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!

Abandoned, see profile... "Don't be ridiculous, Maze," Lucifer scoffs. Honestly, if anyone had bothered to be around him the past few months, they would realize this was not just a flight of fancy from a one-night stand or the curiosity that was inspired by the Detective. Slash. Harry/Lucifer.

When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.

Voldemort proposes Marriage as a substitute to war. Yes, this story will be as ridiculous as it sounds. Please read the AN. Rated for language, rating may change later.

"Do you want me to get you an ice pack or some painkillers?" Gargouille looked at them with a straight face. "I want to die." Hadrain sighed. "Why do the people I talk to always order off menu?" (It's back! I present to you the reboot of Acedia! Have fun reading!)

Belladonna Malania Potter-Black knew that she wasn't normal even for wizarding standards. But getting stranded in a different world after an accident took the cake. Hey, at least she didn't have to deal with Britain... she was going to make the best out of her situation no matter what. May have some romance down the way. Minor three-way crossover with Fate/Stay Night.

Harriet Potter wished on to star to save Sirius. She traveled back in time to meet the Blacks of the 1940s, and she became Theia Johnson. Orion/Theia. female!Harry. Part of If Wishes Were Upgrades Collection.

A drabble. It all began when Arthur entered the well-loved cafe, Selkie's Pot. Now, he was in an affair with the Wizarding World's savior. Read how their romance came to be and how others are slowly SLOWLY picking up on it.

Harriet Potter had done her job for her third life, and now all that she wanted was to find her missing pack... Yet somehow, her first lead to find them was a new, unexpected hero! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry; WARNING: is a direct continuation of 3.0 so contains elements of InuYasha

Some people call it fate, some people call it destiny. But the Red String will always tie two people and when they meet, it will change their lives. Fem!Harry/AdultReborn

For a moment Harry started, surprised at the first sign of any sort of non-muggle presence in this world. Just what exactly was a 'Blutbad' - or a Grimm for that matter? Collection of related drabbles/snapshots centered around Harry, Monroe, Nick and Renard.

Reincarnation. Lovely. At least I have a a powerful Kekkei Genkai and foreknowledge on my side. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. Angst mild/none. No slash pairings

They meet at an ASL centre in Brooklyn, where they have both committed to learning Sign Language. Neither of them expect they'll fall in love, but then, no one ever really does. Clint Barton/Laurel Potter (fem!Harry). OOC. AU. Post Hogwarts. Pre-MCU.

What happens when Harry starts asking questions when Hagrid took him shopping before first year? What happens when the goblins help Harry? And what happens when Harry's house doesn't include red and gold? Romance in later years.

"Ah, Professor Quirrell…or should I say Lord Voldemort?" One question with which one world ends while another begins. Harry Potter steps through the flames of the last obstacle on the way to the Philosopher's Stone in order to vanquish Voldemort like everyone thinks. Or does he? Dark!Harry, HP/TMR, extremely heavy Dumbledore bashing, SLASH!

"Evidently, even if he wasn't the Boy Who Lived any longer, apparently, he seemed to be incapable of dying properly. From what he'd observed so far, he had been reincarnated into some bizarre world populated by magic ninjas." In which Harry is reborn as Sasuke and isn't an emo little shit.

The term 'life after death' takes on a whole new meaning for Eleanor Potter when she finds herself reborn as the eldest daughter of Imrahil, Prince of Dol Amroth, into a world where she is defined by her gender, heritage, and social status. It is perhaps fortunate that the 'Girl Who Lived' has always been quite talented at defying expectations. 10th Walker AU, OOC. Aragorn/fem!HP

Alternate Universe. Rhaegar/FemHarry. Politics/Romance. Rhaegar finds a dark-haired female warrior on the beaches of Dragonstone and Westeros is in for a revolution.

Five Times Harry Slept in Optimus Prime's Cab and One Time He Slept On Top of Optimus. Pre-slash.

Harry in the Avengers Verse with a cafe! ;) Honestly I can't picture a kid who has gone through so much crap to keep doing it when he doesn't have to and I pictured Harry either becoming a Healer or Chef and since I love to cook I chose chef! IS A SLASH. M rated may be published but if they are will be in chapters to themselves with warning at top. R&R PLEASE!

When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

Nymphaea is tired and alone after the war that cost her nearly everything. Trying to recover what little sanity she had, Nym sets out to sail west, a place her mother once vanished to, in search of a father she only knows the last name of. With nothing but her wand, a bag, and a little bucket as company, she'll have to use her wits to survive Westeros. Fem!Harry. Greyjoy!Harry.

"Go to Hawaii, they said. Help set up a branch of Gringotts they said." Harry's doing business in a muggle bank that gets robbed and why is this his life? Harry/Steve/Danny

Part 2 of "The Lion and the Panther". Picks up right after "Pads, Paws and Claws". Harry and Prince T'Challa grow closer as the Avengers implode. (Harry/T'Challa).

If there's one thing Lal hates, it's Vongola craziness. On the other hand, perhaps being randomly thrown back in it time is a good thing. After all, she had so many regrets before she joined the military, and now she has a chance to do things right. There's only thing she didn't anticipate the fact that the guy who had a crush on her forever has a few secrets of his own.

AU: When Harry Potter became the Master of Death, he expected quite a few odd things like a relatively normal and peaceful life, nothing much. However, he didn't expect to loose his emotions, and he certainly didn't imagine an adventure quite like this. Who the hell is this albino man, and why is he calling Harry 'Jashin-sama? Rated T for now

After the betrayal of her friends and the Battle of Hogwarts, Iris decides to travel and get away from England. She thought trouble wouldn't find her, but it did in the form of six males. (FemHarry, HPxArcobaleno, Ron/Hermione/Dumbledore/Magical Britain bashing, etc.)

Newt Scamander finds a severely injured shape shifting baby animal on the streets of London. Unbeknownst to him, the animal is a very powerful and (was) a very powerful wizard in his own time. Featuring deaged!Harry. This is my first story so any constructive criticism is appreciated. Warning- contains flashbacks of abuse.

It's a little known fact Serenity Potter was adopted. So when she is summoned into Gaia via the Lifestream, she has no idea what is waiting for her. And why do people keep comparing her to someone named 'Sephiroth?

"I'm not here to hurt you, Harry. Quite the opposite, in fact. I wish to help you." - (OR, Horcrux!Tom helps Harry restore Voldemort's sanity and unite his soul. A gratuitous Tomarry Horcrux Hunt!Fic.)

A collection of Newt x Graves soulmate drabbles and short stories.

After the final battle Harry learns some unsettling truths about himself and those who he trusts the most. Forced to come to terms with the revelations, Harry decides to get even with those who've wronged him and embrace who he his by going back in time to when it all started. HP/LV pre-slash Dark!Harry MOD!Harry Manipulative!Dumbledore Bashing

When Newt is called in to remove a creature from a local tribe's sacred grounds, he had no idea that he will come across the most extraordinary creature he would ever encounter. There's just one catch...the dragon he finds is none other than a witch from well over sixty years in the future. Can he mend her broken heart from all the pain she ran away from? Fem Harry/Newt

Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/? BS/SS

I bring to you the next installment of all Harry!Centric crossover one-shots! Enjoy!

Previously No Working Title. Harry Potter, no longer a part of the Wizarding World, gets a job working with the dinosaurs that are a part of the Jurassic World theme park where he forms a connection with one Owen Grady and his pack of raptors. OR Where the Indominus Rex gets a second chance with an ex Wizard, and a raptor squad

It's finally happened: The Lone Traveler became a God. With the Divine name Marek Ilumian, Patron God of Free Will, Minor God of Knowledge and Travel, sometimes he goes over the top. But he's all about giving people a choice - or at least the opportunity to Choose. And having fun, of course. And Pie. Lots of Pie. Completed but I've added more.

Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the boy who defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, the boy who's apparently crazy.

Gaara and Harry would both move mountains for their precious people. Little wonder they're related. Look out, Wizarding World, the Kazekage is coming, and the Desert follows in his footsteps! Post Fourth Shinobi War. Grey!Harry. No Slash.

Adopded from Williamsangel88 formerly called Pharaoh's Animagus. Beaten and Abused, Harry flees the Dursleys and finds himself on a brand new adventure in Egypt under the watchful eyes of a shaggy black dog, the tomb keepers of the nameless pharaoh, and the ghost of the pharaoh himself.

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

The world of sports can always change due to one wild card. Harry Potter is a wild card that will change the Japanese middle school tennis scene. After all what's a better present than a little brother?

It is not every day that someone is best friends with Death, but centuries of immortality will do that to someone. Once Harry gets bored of his current world he wants out, and Death offers and alternate universe. Of course, the adventure seeker couldn't resist. So, Assassins of the London Rite in 1868, meet Harridan Peverell, jack of many trades and owner of a bar/cafe called Lux.

Not once had he ever considered his soulmate would be anything other than a black woman. His opinions on that are already far too solidified to allow for anything else. Yet, green eyes and a carbon copy soulmark are telling him otherwise. (Female Harry Potter)

Erik finally has his chance for vengeance, Harrie is still finding her place in the world and T'Challa has one last chance to right his father's wrongs. (Female Harry Potter) (Sequel)

Harry Potter and Arthur Curry meet when they are 14 and Arthur teaches Harry how to swim. Harry Potter/Arthur Curry

After the events of the Last Battle Harry makes a visit to Malfoy Manor only to meet the extended members of the Malfoy family, including Lucius's brother Gregory. Harry/OMC

What if Harry had somehow gotten involved with the mafia after Voldemort's defeat? What if Reborn was just a little too bored? What if the Conqueror met Chaos personified? Harry/Reborn

Harriet Potter is back in the world she was first born in, ready for her third mission as a goddess. Chaos Game has been updated for what promise to be a long adventure among youkai and miko, and even through time! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry

After the Dursleys ditch Harry for good after 'GoF', Harry's social worker is determined to find him a loving home-possibly within her own family. When Dumbledore finds out about this, he tries to collect Harry as he believes the teenager is still only safe with his blood relatives. (Ideas for a story title are welcome!) Story rating for safety (Disabled!Harry)

"... The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky... Some say—" "It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead." —POTC quote. The Higher Entities end up letting three souls have a second chance at life. One flash of green light the colour of death. Three souls return to the Living. History is rewritten. And Fate laughs. Warnings inside. AU-ish.

Alternate Universes and snippets involving Hyacinth and Reborn. May or may not include mafia or magic

Skull had lied to the Arcobaleno about...everything, really for over 30 years. Sometimes he wonders what they'd think if they found out. And then the day comes that the do, and Skull-Harry- finds his past brought to light. (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium, Edited by NorthPeach- bless her)

After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.

Short scenes that do not fit into the main story. No update schedule. Will not make much sense without reading "Benefits of old laws". No particular order, I publish them as they come to me to be written.

I ride with Death at my side.

What if Marcus Flint had been the other Hogwarts Champion instead of Cedric? What if he had survived the graveyard? What would happen if a Slytherin was about to see what Voldemort was really like? And what if Harry and Marcus start developing feelings for each other? The story will be quite different with a protective Slytherin watching over Harry. Slash

Instead of using a regular potion to bring Harry around, the disguised Crouch Jr. used Veritaserum. And with the effects of the graveyard ritual still lingering, the results is something no one could even imagine. Harry Potter now sees the truth and is preparing for war. Set after the events in year 4 and goes onto year 5. Greyish Harry

Elim Garak was a man of many secrets. Too many. So many, in fact, that a few were even surprises to himself. When a four-hundred-year-old stasis pod is discovered, the crew of DS9 are in for quite a shock when inside lays a slumbering half Cardassian, half human with magic at her finger-tips. Cardassian!Harry, Fem!Harry,Fem!Harry, Dad!Garak, Garak/Bashir. Fem!Harry/undecided.

AU after GoF, HPBZ, sequel to 'Vellum Voices.' It's summer, and Harry is with Blaise and his mother in Florence, discovering many things-among them, duplicity and what it's like to be in love. Fourshot. COMPLETE.

Derek Hale feels his bond with his Alpha (Laura) snap, lost in the sensation, it's Harry's (his mate) quick actions that allow them to get to Beacon Hills immediately. Will they be able to change the way things were meant to go? Will the Hales return to and defend their territory or pass it off to another werewolf? Or is the family forever broken by the actions of one woman?

Rhaegar Targaryen has always had an invisible friend who has been there for him. Harry/Rhaegar.

Waking up in an unfamiliar place and gaining a new 'body', Harry was thrust into another world by the Gatekeeper of the Veil. Harry now known as Henrikas, have to survive in the new world as he obtains his memory that was suppressed by his so called loving 'family' and 'friends'. He never thought that he will see familiar faces along the way. Dark!Creature!Cannibal!Deaged!Harry.

Harry just opens a bakery. In Italy. Of course he meets Arcobaleno claiming him as their Sky, an assassin boss with anger issues, your average immortal next-door ramen shop owner, and a friendly family (but not family-friendly) ghost trying to possess his body in dark alleys. Well, at least the scenery is lovely. Mafia Bakery AU. GEN

Instead of waiting until the end of the Tournament to act, Voldemort has his kidnapping plans bumped up to the first Hogsmeade visit. Surprisingly, it ends up changing absolutely everything. But is it for the better? Or not? Slash fic! AU!Fourth year onward! Warnings inside!

Everyone heard about him. The brilliant Sky who'd help anyone in need before vanishing into the air. Who would perform incredible feats, and summon creatures, and plant forests of bizarre man-eating trees. The most coveted Sky. Harry? Just tried to live out his other-worldly pension in peace. Arco/Harry, Sky!Harry, Experimenter!Harry

After watching the near-death experience of his godfather, Harry finally decides that Dumbledore doesn't really have the power he claims to have. In order to protect himself, his family and his friends, Harry chooses to side with Voldemort. But what does the Dark Lord have to say to that? LVHP; Mpreg

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Sherlock was completely sure that he had his life sorted out, he had an arch-nemesis, a friend and great job. Sure, he had to put up with Mycroft every now and then but everything else was fine. He just wasn't expecting his father to turn up at a crime scene. He should have, his father was Harry Potter, after all.

Harry Potter uses his secret heritage to leave the his past behind. Starting a new life proves more interesting than he thought, especially when his wayward family shows up. AU

A simple spell cast in the world of the Charmed Ones was meant to keep evil from gaining a power boost in their own world. They never knew that their spell would have consequences in the world Harry Potter lived in. A world in which Harry Potter is now Charmed. AU and Non Canon.

Suddenly Phoenix shifted from lax to alert and he rose from his seat. He paced toward the corridor and leaned against the wall with one hand, reminding her of a tiger stalking his prey. Natasha shivered and placed a hand on her gun. "Hello Nick," Phoenix purred. "I hear you've been playing with the big boy toys and you didn't think to invite me." *W.I.P.*

When Harry receives a courting gifts in the Great Hall, he is shocked by the identity of the sender, and hopeful. Could Blaise really want him? Not to mention that he is stepping into the world of Wizarding Courting, of which he will have to learn fast

Harry was a little broken, had been for a long time. It was understandable, he was 310 years old after all. Harry-as-Skull. Slight M/M mentions.

At Hogwarts, Harry is nothing special. In the summer, he's free labor in his aunt's Loan-Out-Unwanted-Nephews-As-Gardeners Business. But one potions master with a rare gift recognizes something in Harry that could be trained for greatness. AU. Apprentice!Fic

Me clearing out my Doc Manager. Quite a few Harry Potter X-overs in here. You may see a few reoccurring OCs.

Sometimes the best way to take power away from others is to give that power to someone else. Harry knows that he cannot escape his fate by taking it into his own hands. He is ill prepared to deal with such an action, however when the opportunity came knocking, he knew who he could give his fate to and be at least satisfied with the result, if not happy. Warning: GenderQueer Charac.

Prince Jaehaerys Targaryen is born in 276 AC and King Aerys rejoices as another son is born crying and alive. Harry Potter is born again. Some things change and some other events... don't change. Harry/Khal Drogo. Mpreg.

Years after the war, Mia Potter's 'saving people thing' is still very much alive and Death has no compunction in using this fact to its own purposes by offering a deal to its Mistress that she will never be able to refuse. MOD!Fem!Harry. AU!

Joanna Lannister births a baby girl three years before Jaime and Cersei. Little Taliya Lannister has parents who love her and a secret and magic that could change Westeros forever. FemHarry/Rhaegar Targaryen

Harry always liked the idea of a family. No, not the ones who would shove him into cupboards and starve and bully him. He wanted a family where both them and himself can be happy. (In which Flames were real and Truths were lies. In which things weren't quite what they seemed and Harry was a very lucky kid.)

Rhaenys Targaryen survives the sack of King's Landing through Jaime's intervention and regaining the memories of a past life. Robert orders her to be taken to Winterfell and wed to Ned's firstborn. (Rhaenys Targaryen[female Harry Potter]/Robb Stark)

...is one of the most difficult things to do, and more easily accomplished by pretending to be someone else.

Random Harry Potter drabbles, including crossovers. Slash, Harry-centric.

Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC

Harlan Tyrell, the second son of Olenna Tyrell, goes to King's Landing, arriving right at the city when the Lannisters start sacking it. Jaime/Harry. Elia/Lyanna. Slash. Femslash. Mpreg.

Dino had always known there was more to the story of why his mother never returned from England. He just wasn't expecting there to be a conspiracy involving his mother's stalker and a half-sister that came because of it. He's not leaving Melody in England though, not by a long shot. Now if only she didn't attract the weirdest people to her as her Guardians and best friends.

At times, Harry (and some others) really needs this thing called common sense. Aka, Harry does his best to make sure he won't die! Chapters are a series of one-shots. One shots can be adopted by others if asked (and given) permission.

Being a father isn't easy. Especially when you don't know you are one. Tony gets a rather big surprise when Pepper's new protege turns out to be his kid. Jazz Evans has her own demons to battle, which isn't easy when you're a glorified babysitter for someone like Tony Stark. And what's with the secret glances between Jazz and Rhodey? What are they hiding?

When Harry discovers that his life was not what he thought it was. A massive change in circumstances lead him down a very different path, to a different fate, family, home and love. Harry/Barty jr

Harry Potter taking a break from the magical world and the continued existence of an abolished nation correlate. Or: Harry is traveling through Germany and somehow gains the attention of a bored Prussia, clinging to the remains of his existence.

Harry has done his duty. Voldemort is dead and the war over. Now he must face the world as a free man. His first action? Keeping the Malfoys out of jail. A life debt is a life debt after all. Male/Male, Het

Harry Potter, the master of Death has gone into many dimensions but now he is coming back to his home universe. Watch as he relives in his home dimension in the midst of SHIELD, Mutants and Avengers.

After being cursed to die, Harry finds the will to live. Sky Arcobaleno!Harry, gen. MOD elements.

Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

She's had enough of magic and enough of the lies. When the war ended she takes her godson and starts a new life for herself. However not even she expected to find love and possibly a new family in the process. Viper will have to learn to let her guard down, if only to give herself a second chance. FemHarry is Viper

Xanxus has always known he was adopted, long before he was taken in by the Vongola. Too bad no one told Timoteo that. As he struggles to make his own way in the Vongola family, his past begins to catch up to him. Let's hope the English magical enclaves can handle dealing with a very independent Varia Boss! Xanxus-is-Harry Rated for language

This is where all the little extra stories from The Consort Tournament, will end up. People wanted answers and I shall provide them! A/N: Additional, small stories that are part of the main universe of The Consort Tournament that would have cluttered the storyline. HARRYMORT, AU. Read the Author Notes!

When Collonello goes to take care of a trespasser on Mafia Land Island, he doesn't expect to find his Sky. He doesn't expect to bond to a dying sky, either. None of the Arcobaleno see this coming, not even those with the gift of seeing the future. Collonello, his friends, allies, and fellow new guardians learn to work with the Femme!/Harry Sky.

He remembered the glide of blades over ice, the beautiful patterns carved into the rink, and the all-too-familiar sensation of collecting bruises via falling. He also clearly remembered leaving that world without looking back.

Death's Mistress has asked him to bring her someone who could help her in her current endeavors. Who better than her Soulmate?

Gifted with the Black family Fire, she flees her homeland in search of her father. Claiming her new identity as Cordelia Jade Black, she relocates to Italy and finds family, love and learns more about her fire. FemHarry! Alive Regulus

There was always more to Rachel LeBeau then an exiled thief from New Orleans and one of Magneto's lackeys, not surprising since she was the child that defeated Voldemort. Disclaimer: I don't own X-men evolution or Harry Potter

It is Bill and Fleur's wedding and everyone is excited. However Harry is given a little surprise, Viktor Krum is on his way for the wedding, Viktor the man that he has had a crush on, perhaps even loves, but thought he might not see again. Now, perhaps it is the right time for them? That is if Viktor even has feelings for him though. Slash

These are one-shots staring Fem!Harry and various Katekyo Hitman Reborn charecters. If you have a request to make, I'll be happy to write it out! Ratings will vary from One-shot to One-shot, so I will be putting it under M just to ensure everything is covered.

In which family secrets get revealed and the name 'Potter' takes on a new meaning for all involved. Old family ties, new friendships forged, and forgotten power resurfaces. Plots and revenge!

Voldemort is reborn as the bastard son of Euron Greyjoy who seeks the help of a Faceless Man. Harry is a Faceless Man who doesn't believe his luck when he runs into an old foe turned new friend. There's also a huge dragon.

A simple brush of the veil was all it took to change Harry. His friends and family barely recognise his presence, and the painful memories of his past cause him to pull away. With Voldemort gone, Harry apathetic and the wizarding world clueless, there is one place left to go: back to the Veil. And so Kuroko Tetsuya was born again. Pairings to be decided. Rating to be reviewed.

1. Newt gets stopped by customs when he returns to America. 2. Newt goes on the hunt for a mythological creature. 3. Newt sees a handsome stranger across a dance floor.

Yes, I to have jumped on the Skull has hidden depths bandwagon. A collection of unrelated one-shots. Mostly HP crossovers.

Uchiha Hikaru is Madara and Izuna's beloved younger sister. Hashirama couldn't pick a worse person to fall in love with. He was utterly doomed. (fem!Harry/Hashirama. Third in my Reincarnation Series.)

Lily Evans was actually a deity. As Harry's Divine parent, she blessed him with her death. Now that Voldemort is defeated and Harry is of age, Lily will be able to formally claim him as hers and lead him into a bright future where he attracts the attention of a certain Norse God of Mischief. Loki never saw this storm coming when Harry caught his eye. AN: SLASH. Loki/Harry.

Trelawney gives an assignment at the beginning of fifth year. This leads to the revelation of a power that Harry didn't know he had. A power that no one expected. Least of all the Dark Lord. A power he knew not. Harry decides to change everything with his new book. Being able to shape the future to how you want took a lot of vision. No one could have predicted this. A/N: SLASH*

After defeating Voldemort in the DOM, Harry learns that everything in his life had been a lie so he embarks on a new life in a new country, with a new mate. Upon learning their is more than one Dark Lord he's prophesied to defeat, Harry must learn to put his faith in others if he's going to overcome the darkness. Alpha/Beta/Omega AlphaMori OmegaHarry

Skull had always done his best to keep his mafia life away from his mother, not because she couldn't handle it but because he wasn't sure the mafia could handle her. (All the different ways the Arcobaleno could meet Skull's mother.) [Fem!Harry ; Teddy-is-Skull]

Harry Potter has had enough of Dumbledore and his lies, so he does the unthinkable. He writes a letter to the dark lord, telling him that he no longer wants to fight him. One thing is for certain at this new duo, the grave Albus Dumbledore had been digging is closing in on him. Harry Potter/Voldemort-Tom Riddle (ON HIATUS)

Some people get invited to the Varia...others sneak in. Rosethorn is a witch who desperately wants to forget who she was when she left England. Where better to make a fresh start than in a group of elite assassins like the Varia? Hexe is going to have her work cut out for her when her secret is discovered...and an unexpected chance for romance blooms.

Harry isn't exactly idle when he's stuck in Diagon before third year. Thanks to the goblins he is able to contact his grandfather's family in Italy. No one told him it would bring him into the mafia though! Not that he's complaining when he gets a new older brother out of the deal. Old alliances are tested and new ones are forged as this wizard makes his own way in the underworld!

Given a new chance for a happier life, Harry takes it, not knowing what is in store for him in the Pokemon world. No pairings Redo of previous story

Memories of a past life, as the Dark Queen Nehellenia, blackens his heart as the promise given proves false. To be loved was the only thing that Harry had ever desired, but he was given nothing more than hate, suspicion, or indifference. Revenge became his reason for living. What use does he have a world that could not love him? Dark! Harry, Nehellenia's reincarnation! Harry

Harry had always been fascinated by Slytherins but he couldn't suspect that they would teach him about caring on Christmas Eve. Threesome HP/LM/SS AU warning. Slash.

Five Times Harry Potter runs into Jaime Lannister and one time they were already together. Harry/Jaime.

It was not Skull chosen to be the Cloud Arcobaleno. It was Jeanne Potter and she was only thirteen years old as opposed to everyone else's adulthood much to their horror. Because she's just a CIVILIAN CHILD who looked STARVED FOR YEARS made them wonder WHAT THE HELL WAS CHECKERFACE THINKING? Well, jobs aside, they now have to babysit too...Fem!Harry

For friends, Harry will do anything. So it's no surprise that when Regulus Black calls her, she goes to help him without even a bit of hesitance. She didn't know that from then on, her life would be quite... chaotic. FemHarry, Mammon-is-Regulus. Inspired by breather's Indebted.

Harry introduces himself at the Divine Council meeting. They sort of wish he hadn't, and Thoth would like Ra to stop tricking him into being the pantheonic representative, thank you very much. - (The fourth part of the 'MOD!Harry is Not Amused' series)

Harmony Potter prefers the life of a simple horse rancher after she left England. Too bad fate has other plans, as she meets Dino Cavallone who is more than a simple man. He's the don of a mafia familigia! Harmony finds herself married into the mafia, but that's only the start of her chaotic new life. And she wouldn't have it any other way! FemHarry/Dino

Harry is a female Omega. The world at large seems to take this as a sign it can treat her however it wishes. Harry disagrees. Occasionally quite violently. Alpha/Beta/Omega. Fem!Harry.

Harry only wanted to meet his cousin. He didn't expect to get saddled with her blue-eyed, whiskered-cheeked, recently-orphaned baby. Yet in accordance with his Potter luck, he wasn't going to get what he wanted at all. (A Harry-raises-Naruto fic)

Harry's journey to become the man known as Skull De Mort was unintentional. It began with a realisation, a broken-down motorbike, and a trip to Japan. (Harry-is-Skull)

She never had a real family, at least until her brother's Rain found her. Now she's learning to be Quality while dating a homicidal exiled Prince and trained by Viper. The Wizards won't know what hit them, and neither will the mafia. And things only get more interesting when her brother finally returns to his rightful place. Can the two learn to get along?

A series of one-shots, with Spider-Man doing every day deeds to help people, and in return, them helping him when he needs it; because Spider-Man will always be the protector of the little guys. Spidey/NYC interaction :) TASM movie-verse :) Latest chapter- The Woes of Illness: Spidey gets sick on the job, and it's up to the locals to help him out.

Lucifer has an unexpected and utterly delightful encounter with a couple of trespassers. He's their first stop, but not their last.

Clow had always believed in fate, rather strongly in fact. The Star he had Seen would be the perfect future for his Cards, a light in a dark that he'll cause no less. Unfortunately he had not counted on the Sun, for it does not move and does not act, rather only brought where the flow brings it. Unfortunately the flow brings it right to his plans and burns it to smithereens.

Romance Awareness Month: Soulmate AUs

Harriet Potter was done with the Magical world. Done with the whole world. When she learn that there is a possibility for a new life, in a new world, she takes it - and though she doesn't expect to find happiness, at least she will have freedom. KakashixFemHarry

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.

With the strength of Sepira's line failing, Kawahira needs a new solution to an age old problem. (When he gives her the Sky Pacifier, she is ten years old with too-ancient eyes in a face that still clings to blush of childhood. He has never disliked himself more.) [Fem!Sky!Harry]

[Hiatus] [Rewrite Ongoing] Skull met a lonely and injured little boy in a park one day and vowed to help in any way he could. Harry met a strange and pushy tiny adult that just wouldn't go away. Drabble fic featuring an Overprotective!Skull and a Cute!Harry. Accepting prompts.

When Harry mentions to Luna that he would like to leave Britain, she gives him a name and a place. St. Louis Missouri, where he will start a new life and meet some surprising new people. Some will become friends, some enemies and others hopefully more. Cross over with Anita Blake Vampire Hunter. THIS WILL BE M/M. Poly Relationships. Borderline dark Harry. MOD!Harry

Harriet Potter-Black never wanted this. But that's where she is now, so she'd better deal with it. And sadly, most of them belonged in a mental asylum, but she too gets no room to complain. fem!Harry-is-Viper!

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. An afterlife as the Mistress of Death could be lonely. It was selfish, but Masaki wanted a second chance with her parents. Her hope was this time there would be no Voldemort to interfere and cut their time short. Despite the constant clan wars, she got her wish - for the most part.

It had been a simple request. Retrieve the human immortal, one Harry Potter, from Midgard. But after a slew of failed attempts, it is up to Thor to fulfil his father's order and capture the elusive wizard.

A coven of witches have Klaus restrained and summon a great and powerful witch to kill the creatures. But Hela, formerly Hera Potter, adopted daughter to Death and Reaper for world #83966006832 isn't in the mood. (Fem! MoD! Harry/Klaus)

After the war, Jasmine moved to Ikebukuro and got a job at Russia Sushi. While her time in Japan didn't last very long, the people she encounters during her stay are…very memorable. HPDRRR Related One-Shot Series. Part of the Great Expectations universe but can be read alone. Gift-fic to xenocanaan.

In which you are Acacia Potter who becomes Skull de Mort and makes tons of awesome friends along the way. Almost completely angst-free, isn't that great? 2nd person POV, fem!Harry-is-Skull

Harry Potter's life changes in his third year, with Sirius being released from of Azkaban. Lord Voldemort has regained his sanity and his soul, and has decided to take up the mantle of Lord Slytherin. Harry's in for a lot of changes, but is he ready? More importantly, is the world ready for the sweeping change to come? AU, obviously. ON PERMANENT HIATUS - SEE A/N IN MY PROFILE.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

After Solomon's death, Harry was so bored. With nothing to do, he raised his dungeon for his own amusement. He wasn't expecting someone to actually find their way to his room, but this anomaly surprised him. Harry accepted the man as his King and stealthy stayed by his side. After all, who expects the pretty green eyed dancer to be Sinbad's secret eighth Metal Vessel. Djinn!Harry.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.

"What did I do," James whispered, glancing at Remus. "I don't know Prongs, but my best guess is that you somehow pulled your younger self forward in time." Canon Harry finds himself in another universe. Everyone seems sympathetic and willing to help him go back, but no one quite expected how shocking and charming one Harry Potter can be - and shock them he did. No bashing!

Hadrian, son of Hecate, Hades and Persephone, shows his beautiful half-blood mate that he would is perfect for him, while going on a whirlwind adventure to find Zeus' master bolt. Percy/Harry slash. God!Harry, AllPowerful!Harry uke!Harry

Hariel Baratheon needs a husband and her father has invited allies to meet his lovely daughter. Hariel/Jon One-shot not completed. Next chapter will be out in the next two weeks, as soon as I have a way of cutting 29 pages into two halves.

This is a collection of one-shots that may or may not evolve into full stories. There will be a variety of characters, and hopefully my writing will evolve and get better as I receive feedback. Story number one, Lambo Goes to Hogwarts!

Harry falls through the veil and of course Potter Luck kicks in. (In which Harry's Animagus form is a Sparkling and he finds a family.) Drabble series. Cover is by DestinyKitsuna!

Just a collection of a bunch of drabbles of Harry being in different relationships with different marvel characters. These are posted separately and may or may not be expanded on at any point in time. I'm always taking suggestions for the next one, so comment away!

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

It's Harry's 25th birthday and one present in particular sends everyone down memory lane.

Public opinion of Spider-Man is beginning to shift. In response, NYPD aims to work closely with the hero to counteract rumours of past police brutality toward the vigilante. But Peter, still frightened from past experiences with aggressive officers, is reluctant to co-operate, until a program once made to communicate with the hero, becomes much, much more. Spidey/NYC Spidey/NYPD

An up and coming hit man still in mafia training, and a lonely girl with an incredible destiny ahead of her. By all rights they should never have even met, much less become close friends. But thanks to a childish pen pal program, that's exactly what happens. Now Iris is about to be thrown in headfirst into the cutthroat underworld of the mafia. Can she survive it and her destiny?

Joanna Watson was a woman of many secrets. For years she had hidden her true nature away after realizing that perhaps being a witch wasn't worth it. She thought she would forever be alone...until the day she met him. Sherlock Holmes, an eccentric genius who might have what it takes to see past the mask she created and see her true self. Fem Harry/Sherlock

Harry is being held by Hydra. The Maximoff twins are being held on the same base as him. Pre/beginning of Age of Ultron. I may have fudged the movieverse timeline a little.

Where Harry is a Pokemon Breeder and many fluffy, cute, and hilarious Baby Pokemon Shenanigans are bound to happen. Prompts welcome!

A botched ritual, a crippling battle, and a misdiagnosis see Harry expelled from Hogwarts and banished back to his aunt's house where he is quickly pawned off on an old friend of his aunt's and shipped out of England just six months later. AU, pairings to be revealed later, warnings inside.

Snippets of Harry's life with three giant robots. Who said that the life after Voldemort was boring?

AU-verse: Their meeting was an accident. Neither of the two wouldn't have looked at the other twice if it weren't for a piece of a paper napkin, with the song scrawled on it.

After the encounter with Quirrell, Harry's world drastically changes. In (sleep) comes a foul-mouthed man with a healthy amount of disregard (of reality). Or, where Harry meets a man who could somehow talk while encased in ice, and his world tilts, spins, and implodes. [Mentor!Xanxus, Different!HP, and eventual Familial!Varia.]

He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!

What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.

!Pokémon!AU! In which Harry is pretty sure his Pokémon journey isn't supposed to have such a copious amount of Zubats—or just the figurative one, since Arceus knows Tom Riddle pops up in his life often enough to be a Zubat in disguise. Oneshot collection; TMR/HP SLASH

!VRgameAU! Voldemort was supposed to be the bored necromancer with a slightly creepy obsession with the undead. Scarred was just supposed to be a berserker, but things never work out that way. For one, he's not a berserker. He's a bishop. For two, he's the renegade High Priest of Gryffindor. For three, well... let's just say Voldemort's obsession isn't on the undead anymore. TMR/HP

An AU where the Red Dinner went as planned- where Will helped Hannibal to kill Jack and escaped with him to Europe. How would the rest of season three have panned out from there?

A slight change in one world's Kawahira's dealings with the Arcobaleno drastically affects the fates of two pivotal young men. As the old saying goes, "No good deed goes unpunished"!

Spacedogs AU with Nigel from Charlie Countryman and Adam Raki from Adam. Nigel/Adam This story takes places after the movies, and yes, Nigel survives being shot in the head. Roll with it.

The story behind 'The General's Son'. Zephyrus Armstrong and his friends enter the Wizarding world after the Promised Day to face new dangers stemming from the past. Not all is what it seems as the these young Alchemists discover the origin of the first Philosopher's stone. Will the Wizards be able to deal with the Ice Prince and his fellow Alchemists?

To find his freedom though adventure Harry escaped Britain to travel the world. Now after five years, Harry settles in Japan with his growing business of night clubs. What will happen to Harry when he catches the interest of the top predator of the underworld? A game of cat and mouse begins, but the question is. Who is the cat and who is the mouse? AU, Yaoi. Pairing: Asami/Harry

Hisui always knew he was special. He also knew his original name wasn't Hisui. His parents threw him away like trash; he would make it on his own. Becoming a hitman? Not that big of a step.

Co-written with sku7314977 on AO3. A trippy little AU where monsters are real, the FBI has a department to deal with them, and almost everyone has a power of some sort, except for Hannibal who is pretending to be something he is not. Not Beta Read M/M Empath Will and Wendigo Hannibal

Random one-shots that may evolve into stories. Things I haven't seen before. Crossovers and AU. Usually involves traditional fairytales and superstition. Mostly serious and can be adopted if you want one of my Bunnies of Caerbannog.

!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.

Co-written with sku7314977 from AO3. Crossover with Nigel from Charlie Countryman. Hannibal/Will/Nigel Threesome. M/M/M. Rated M for a reason. Omegaverse fic with these three. Hannibal takes Will on vacation with him to meet him twin, Nigel. Heat happens. Oh my... Not Beta Read.

With Time Turners twisting in his blood, Harry falls through whens and wheres, adrift in time. Then one night, in a smoky New Orleans bar, he finds something—someone—who just might be able to hold him. But things can never be so simple, not with mutants fighting to live, and certainly not with the Deathly Hallows finally choosing a master. COMPLETE.

At 11, Harry Potter is about to be set free. Neglected and weakened by his relatives, once his parents' old crew have him, they are not going to let him go back. Strongly AU, Sci-Fi, Mentor!Snape,