Jaune Arc was a loser in many aspects of life, but women were the biggest one. However, after his first year, he spent time with his suave playboy uncle , things change. Things change a lot. Shameless smut.

When Kate Beckett, no-nonsense professional ballroom dancer, takes on bestselling novelist and renowned playboy Richard Castle as her partner for the third season of Dancing with the Stars, will the sparks that fly light up the dance floor, or send their chances for the trophy up in flames?

A collection of unrelated oneshots inspired by prompts received on tumblr.

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT / ADULT 18 STORY. Princess Jasmine - a young girl isolated from all forms of social contact amidst her sexual prime soon discoveres there's other means of satisfaction within her grasp. . . specifically her lovely pet, Raja.

America's sweetheart Isabella Swan and Hollywood's playboy Edward Cullen are cast together in an upcoming movie. Will there be sparks or will things just be quiet on the set? And is everything the tabloids say just as it seems? M for Lemons

A mostly unrelated collection of one-shots wherein Caskett christen every room of the loft.

"You may not care, but I'm not losing you again," he states under his breath, his eyes a thunderous shade of blue burning bright in the darkness of night all around them. "Definitely not like this." A Castle Halloween Bash 2016 entry. Set during 4x22, 'Undead Again'.

After the fight in Knockdown Castle must call upon his past to ensure the saftey of the ones he loves. He has to enlist Josh's help to save Beckett. Stong T for violence and language. May turn to M if the need arrises.

Marie Rose loves playing around while taking a bath, so she's overjoyed when Honoka decides to join in her antics. Marie Rose x Honoka

Model/photography roleplay one-shot between Castle and Beckett.

"I wish I could see your face, Rick, but the only thing I see is your shape." Caskett AU meeting Rating: T [for now] Angst/Comfort

When a bridesmaid is killed hours before a wedding, Ryan and Esposito are called to solve the case. Serving as their shadow, Rick Castle runs headlong into his past; ex-girlfriend and current bride, Kate Beckett. An AU re-telling of 2x12 'A Rose For Everafter'. [An eight-part prompt from the Castle fanfics prompt blog on Tumblr.]

Castle and Beckett spent one night together and over a year apart. Now they were neighbors and they had a second chance for something extraordinary. Pre-Series AU, Meeting AU. Caskett. A prompt response written for CastleFanficMonday and continued for the 2015 Castle Hiatus Ficathon.

Kate Beckett thought teaching a class of seniors would be a piece of cake. Then she met one of the most charming guys in the college- Richard Castle. This story is also part of the Castle Summer 2015 Haitus kink meme on the LJ community - kinkofthecastle. Prompt: Castle/Beckett: Student/Teacher. Note the rating.

NEW TITLE AND SUMMARY: When Kate Beckett begins college in New York, she anticipates all the adventures coming her way. But then she meets bad boy Rick Rodgers and her life changes. Things take a dive when they fall for each other and attract unwanted attention.

I just escaped from possibly the most awkward date in the history of Earth, and I need to decompress. I brought ice cream. And wine. And cupcakes. 1x7, Home is Where the Heart Stops.

"If Tyson wants to play, he can play with her. Alexis will come out of this intact if it's the last thing Kate Beckett does." Season 4 AU. TW for violence, assault, recovery, and mature themes.

Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were 2 years old. They were each other's firsts, and no one knows them better. Bella has a bit of a crush that Edward didn't reciprocate. What can a girl do? So, they were friends with benefits. What could go wrong, right? Turns out the answer is a lot, a lot can go wrong. Rated M for a reason people.

She really hates her training officer. Three shot. AU.

Jaune has a magic touch and that touch gets him into a very hot situation. (im bad at summaries)

Rose Tyler lets the Doctor live up to his name and give her a medical examination, which escalates into something much more. TenxRose. Drose. Rated M for Explicit Medical Kink Role-play Sex. Don't like, don't read. Further Warnings inside.

Kate's world has been crushed! Rick's world has been shattered. Both are in pain and chance plays in their favor. Question is can they see the sliver of light in their dark world? Will the light heal them or burn them? Plus the stakes are huge this time, really huge! - NOW COMPLETE!

"You know, Castle, your bucket list was way more PG-13 that I thought it'd be." A series of steamy little one-shots based on our favorite couple's new weekly tradition. Season 5.

An insert to the Fold universe and a kink meme fill all rolled into one. Really just an excuse to write some hot but pointless smut between our three favorite detectives and their writer.

An AU meeting inspired by 1x03 Hedge Fund Homeboys

Castle decides to surprise Beckett with a home cooked meal, but it turns out the jokes on him. What happens when Castle walks in on Beckett and her boyfriend in quite the compromising situation? Will he lend a helping hand?

tumblr prompt: They slept together after Ryan's wedding but never talked about it. Kate finds out she is pregnant but doesn't know how to tell him, especially after the events of 47 seconds (and Limey).

"But the longer she stares at him, the more she realizes that she knows him, that she dated him in high school, and that this is the man who took her virginity." Inspired by this tumblr prompt: childhood sweethearts who moved away and then into the same apartment block by chance AU

Prompt: Judge!Beckett and Lawyer!Castle. They hate each other, but that still doesn't stop them from screwing each other's brains out.

When Castle woke up early in the morning, starved, he had something a little different in mind. Something like pancakes, eggs, toast, and sausage, however, what he spotted when he walked into the kitchen would "do him" just fine.

"She knew it was a bad idea. She doesn't know how, but she did. She could tell he had something in mind by the way his tongue was working her neck, ravishing her alive like a starving man." Story based off the two pictures that made Twitter go ballistic today. (Fanart inspired fic. Art found in my bio.)

One "missed moment" from each and every episode of Castle. Moments that I think could have taken a slightly more M-rated route.

[Post 5x13. See warning.] She needs a narrative and he's the man always has the story, so what does it matter if she's ready to talk about it just yet?

Young Kate Beckett was the scholar of her class even at her first year at uni. But then came professor Rogers, the first professor to ever test her intellectual capabilities but also, to frustrate her in a way she never thought he would. Rated M for sexual content.

M rated high school fic! Who's ever heard of such a thing! lol Kate and Rick are in a friends with benefits relationship. Follow their journey to see what happens. My first M rated fic!

Clary has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, Jace is her doctor, gynecologist. He's about to give her some serious sexual therapy...

As Kate finds herself getting back on solid ground in her relationship with Castle, her world gets turned upside down by an unexpected visitor. As emotions run high and danger lurks will she and Castle be able to stand together and become stronger or will their secrets and lies eventually tear them apart? AU Set after 4x22 Undead Again. Cover Art by LordofKavaka. Now Edited 9/2015.

Bella's first summer vacation with her in-laws.

AU. "Apparently I don't look like a Kate but do I really look like an idiot?" It's Kate Beckett's first year at Stanford and it's not long before she meets Rick 'different girl every week' Rodgers. Sparks fly and Kate tries her hardest to ignore them - but how long will that last, especially when Rick is determined to make her his? Rating may change.

A single chance meeting can change everything. AU. Cover art by ournorthstars.

Castle and Beckett survive high school with their friends. (It's your basic, boy meets girl, they fall in love story. or is it?) Chapters are based on songs

[7x03-inspired one shot.] She thinks he quite deserves a present of his own. Presents need wrapping. Presents like to be unwrapped.

Kate Beckett is on her way home from a long day at the office. She gets pulled over and needs to get out of a ticket so naturally...she bribes the officer.

They were going back. Headed back to the same ropes course that started their relationship. Only this year, she's not allowed to have him. And that only makes her want him that much more. Sequel to Lust.

Bella gets a little hot on the evening commute. A police officer heats things up even further. Rated M for very mature. Graphic.

What happens when the new kid comes to school and falls in love with Kate Beckett? This story is happening in present time, so you won't be confused. And yeah, the chapters are actually named after some pieces of lyrics from random but beautiful songs.

Takes place three years after early-season 5. Castle & Beckett haven't seen one another during that time, each going their separate ways. They both travel to Paris, neither knowing the other is there, & when their paths collide, desire & passion take over as they gain back those missed years & rediscover one another. . .Rated M. *Updated 07/07/2014* Final chapter is now up!

"He'll never love you like I can." Late S4. Post epi for The Limey.

[1x07 AU. Written for Summer Kink Meme '14] Beckett intends to teach Castle a lesson after he bests her at the firing range. Things don't go quite according to plan.

"Why do you even care so much? What is it that you want so badly that you can't just let this go so we can both move on with our lives?" Set in the summer between 1x10 and 2x01, continues on throughout season 2. Cover art by ournorthstars.

Dirty talk, a bathroom counter, mirror, and our favorite crime fighting team. Hiatus comfort smut. You have been warned. :)

She was naïve to believe that their relationship would be easy. She was different, and that was the problem. AU thank you to dtrekker for the lovely cover art.

They turn in opposite directions and his skin is on fire, hot annoyance like acid through his veins and - it stuns him - he's hurt. Set S2 during When The Bough Breaks. M for language and content. Now Complete.

It started in a club and then ended like this. Reeling from a break-up, Kate Beckett is most definitely on the rebound. But what she gets instead is something she never imagined. AU

Fill for tumblr prompt: called the wrong number while drunk AU. Kate and Lanie have a girls night out which ends in Kate attempting to call her ex, Josh, for some fun. What happens when she calls Castle by mistake? Set S4 but pre-Always, one chapter split into two.

Bella has finally givin up her V-card, and her mom makes her see a gynecologists for the first time. Everything's fine until Dr. Cullen the new gynecologists gives her a accidental orgasm. Updated. Bella never got the chance to make another appointment, and finds herself hundreds of miles away from her good doctor. But alls not lost when a new professor shows up. A/U OOC.

Insert for 6x17, 'In the Belly of the Beast'. What if Gates hadn't called and Beckett was able to convince Castle on her choice of font? Definitely M-rated, pure smut with a touch of Caskett fluff! No major spoilers for episode.

ONE SHOT. My fill for the prompt: Castle realizes she just faked it (her orgasm) and retaliates. (Kink Meme '13)

Beckett is always in charge. After all, she's the cop - Castle is a civilian. But there's one area Castle dominates - the bedroom. One shot, very M-Rated - you've been warned!

Beckett's having a bad day at work, and Castle is stuck at home writing another chapter for his new novel. When writers block hits, he decides to get Beckett to help him out with a little...research. When he finds a certain item in her kinky box, he plans on using it...and making her lose control. Rated M for mature sexual content. Complete now, may add on future chapters later.

Fills for the 2013 Winter Kink Meme. Each chapter will fill a different prompt.

Definitely AU. Kate attends a ball where she meets Rick, not realizing he's the Prince. This started out as just some one-shot I was doing, but it turned into a multi-chapter story.

It wasn't planned, wasn't a date, but when he'd shown up looking striking in his suit and with his arm empty, she'd gravitated to him like she always did, her whole body orienting toward him as if he was her shining beacon in a dark, starless night. Follows episode 4x11, "Till Death Do Us Part." -COMPLETE-

Paige is ready to leave her boyfriend of two years, Dean Ambrose to escape from the heartache, the suffering he puts her through. But Dean is not going to let her go so easily..not by a long shot. (Smuttiness and Rough Sex) Read with Caution!

"If it's so adorable, why won't you sleep with me?" An AU episode insert for 03x11. For Meg, because her tags inspired it.

"Don't move." He commands and she shivers, gripping tight to the thin, black scarf that binds her hands and wondering how she ended up like this... Birthday fic for Indie. Co-written with kimmiesjoy!

"Are we back to that? I think I know where babies come from, Castle. I wouldn't mind a trip there right now." - In other words, this is pure baby-making for the hiatus meme.

What Rick and Kate get up to behind closed doors in nobody's business but theirs. They have a system, and it works for them, oh boy does it ever.

How would Castle go about Beckett if they had met a year earlier? Do all the roads lead to the same destination? The recently divorced writer just launched his latest Storm novel, but can't seem to find the motivation to continue writing his successful series. That is, until he ends up meeting the beautiful and savvy NYPD detective. (A sort of "what if")

There's a dumpster and a hooker, but his mouth may be the dirtiest thing in this alley! This was our collab in the DTE Contest. We had a lot of fun entering the contest. NOW BEING EXPANDED!

Bella Swan takes a chance and picks up a polite hitchhiker during a storm. Is he not as reserved as he seems? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.

AU. Post-Season 6 after 'Heartbreak and Hope.' Kate is kidnapped by someone from her past who was never what he appeared to be. Rated M for first and future chapters. Entry for the 2013 Castle Ficathon.

Reserved Bella lives out a fantasy as the sexy bad girl for a night. Edward is only too happy to help her. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.

M-rated chapters of Kiss Me, Castle. FMC means...EXPLETIVE DELETED Me, Castle.

Rick Castle is father to a precocious 9-year-old Alexis who wants him to chaperone her class camping trip. The school decides to take advantage of a new NYPD program to have off-duty officers get involved with school activities. Enter Officer Kate Beckett, just over a year out of the police academy, but in need of a break from the stressful life of police work.

"It would just be research for the case, Castle."

Going through airport security just got a whole lot better. Meet Customsward.

Kate and Castle shared a kiss at a Christmas party months before they met, but only Kate is aware of that fact. How is this going to change things for Caskett? Or will it? A belated Christmas present for Celeste J Evans. Potential spoilers for all episodes.

Castle and Beckett explore their fantasies. Yes, in a sensual, naughty way. Yes, this is smut. Pure smut. Really graphic. Take care if you don't like that. It is smutty, by the way! Chapter six has arrived with a hot sports lesson...

A collection of one-shots centered around possessive!Caskett and the slightly mature situations it leads to. Rated for safety.

The tired actress gets a thorough massage from her new masseuse.. Rated M OCC (a lil.)

Based on a prompt: What if the crime in the alley scene in 'Always' had nothing to do with Kate's shooting or her mom's murder. And the John Woo marathon went ahead. Would Kate show up at the loft and what happens next? "His footfalls greet her like an approaching army, striking fear and terror, laced with excitement and something that feels suspiciously like arousal, within her."

What happens when a game of Truth or Dare at the precinct gives Castle a fun idea of how to spend the next day? Now complete!

an AU from Cartographical's list: What if Richard Castle was a spy? with special thanks to mjsofter for the cover art

He has to get her out of his system somehow . . . Post-episode aftermath for 'The Limey' and going AU from there.

With a new bar open in town and his team AWOL Castle takes on a little undercover mission of his own, never dreaming that 'Ace in the Hole' is where he'll find his Midnight Queen.

Based on recent Caskett spoilers for 5x01 — read at your own risk. A collaboration between BerLina and LuminousLu.

He loves her. She loves him. But it's not that simple. Kate Beckett and her friends feel like they've been preparing for this, for senior year, their whole lives. But they never could have prepared for what happens when two new kids show up at Marlowe High and turn everything on its head. AU, the entire Castle gang plus some as high school seniors. Caskett and Esplanie.

The story of how Castle and Beckett get totally busted by literally every person they know.

Beckett is awaken by a call and it's from the last person she expected. Alexis has been attacks and needs her...

After a first night of rough sex, Rick is now teaching Kate how to make love. *MA rated*

Kate can't sleep. Rick can't either. So, they 'can't sleep' together. Fun, sexy fluff ensues at Kate's apartment. The final chapter has lots of delicious smut.

Based on an idea from the chat during 'The Limey'. What if Beckett and Castle were locked in a room together by their friends and family, and weren't allowed to come out until they talked honestly? Rated M for future potential.

It's their first night together... and it is wild. Rated M for a pretty good reason. Pure smut. *MA rated*

They say you don't know how much someone means to you until they're gone. Luckily, Beckett didn't have to go through that again. My take on how Beckett reacts to Castle's injury in Headhunters. Fluff and cuteness.

Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.

Kate Beckett loses a bet to Richard Castle and finds herself spending the Christmas holidays with him and his family at his cabin, Victory Lodge, in the Catskills. What happens under the Moonlight and Mistletoe? -tons of smut-

It starts with Jenny and Ryan's wedding. Music, wine and Magic. As time passes can Kate really admit defeat and give into her feelings for Rick. A case involving a missing infants pulls the partner's closer than ever.

by Cora Clavia, Sandiane Carter, and chezchuckles. Fantasies become reality.

History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?

Beckett is tense and Castle has just the thing to help her unwind.

TwiKinkFest piece. Edward loves his job as a gynaecologist and can't help but bring his work home with him. MEDICAL FETISH

Jessica is Sam's older sister, while her brother and parents are gone on vacation Jessica is stuck at home in 100 degree heat, with no air conditioner. What is she gonna do? Car!Bumblebee/OC, warning MAJOR SMUT!

we have a lot of dark Edward why not very dark Bella. She is not Dom. She is just different and complicated. This story about; Romance and life, Erotic. Warning:Contains sexually explicit content. NC-17.

"And that was all. Just a kiss?" Life after the kiss.

Rick and Kate make a bet of a pretty ...interesting nature. WARNING: SMUT! Established Caskett. Multi-chapter, because I like to torture you. Enjoy!

Rick and Kate find a very good way to take their minds of the storm.

Rick Castle, who kept her from freezing to death and held her hand in front of a bomb, prepared to die with her, wasn't who she was going home with. Kate's night after the end of Countdown.

"He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger, And finally drank away her memory. Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees." Warning; Character death, and suicide, as well as alcoholism.

What happens at The Old Haunt stays at The Old Haunt.

While worrying over her reaction to the new cover art, a call from Esposito shatters his world, tilting it off it's axis. Castle/Beckett

"Tell me one thing, does the song make sense?" Castle, Beckett, a charity benefit. Minor spoilers for middle of Season 3. T now, but will be M later.

Just one touch. That's all it takes. Post 3.06 - 3XK.

The end of an enjoyable evening goes even better than either of our duo plans. THIS IS SMUT. This is not the first smut I've written just the first I've posted anywhere but I want to make this plain. Grab a glass of water and whatever you want, enjoy

Part 10 - Despite the rocky beginning, it's always led to this. To them. Caskett smut.

Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB

To my delight, she boarded this bus. As I prayed, I heard her walk up the stairs. Finally, I saw a very gorgeous heart-shaped face. She had long brown hair tied neatly together and hypnotic chocolate brown eyes. Edward and Bella. All Human. LEMONS!

Sequel to Perspective. Kate has a decision to make. Castle and Sorenson are involved. BTW I don't own anyone...never have.

Kate gets shot. Castle gets perspective.

Bella thought she would get something different, finally. However, Edward is extremely reluctant ... will he ever conform to her ideas? All-human. Graphic lemons galore; be warned.

When Tenten is late for training, Neji goes to her house for revenge. But arriving, he learns the fun way that you must never try to wake Tenten up. RATED M FOR A REASON! I WROTE IT! I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! TentenxNeji Tenx heehee, i'm not telling!