My biography:
I was born in a cardboard box, on a busy road in the middle of NYC. I grew up with wolves, scrounging for food scraps as my brothers and sisters howled at the moon. I was soon discovered by a man who turned out to be Bill Gates in disguise, and he trained me to be a monkey. I am now an extremely good typist, who likes to chew banana skins and smoke pot.
So, what's your life story?