A few students from South Park have been selected to enter an unknown academy in the woods of Denver. What could this academy want with the teens from a backwater town? They are about to find out.

Tweek has been haunted by the grotesque form of his missing best friend since childhood. Perplexed by his vivid visions and growing bond with the mangled little ghost boy, he has searched for years to find the answer to one question: Who murdered Craig Tucker?

When Kyle mysteriously dissapears for two years, South Park begins to change...Craig has to deal with a dark past, and awaken some demons. Kenny is discovering some new interests, and Butters is hiding a dark secret. An evil organization is rising, and a series of strange dreams foretell of a dark future. Five storms are coming...but is anyone prepared for them? (Multiple Books)

February 14th, a day Kenny wished hadn't of came. (A Stenny one-shot)

Follow different scenarios from students at South Park High as they go to Stan and his gang for help (Summary may change)

Stan hates Halloween, enough said

The boys of south park suddenly find themselves in different bodies one Monday morning. They have no idea that the sudden change is for a certain person's amusement.

Kenny McCormick has been playing basketball ever since Elementary. In middle school he got kicked off of the team for a secret he revealed to his coach. Now he is in high school, and the star player of South Park High, he became popular among the girls. A new student joins the team one day in August and Kenny finds himself attracted to the teen, though he was not supposed to.

Years ago, a lethal virus spreads across the world, wiping out most of humanity and allowing vampires to enslave the human race. For the next four years, Stan and his fellow orphans at the Thousand Nights orphanage are treated as livestock, only being allowed to live for their blood. Stan and Kenny vow to get their family out of there..but things don't go according to plan.

One day, Craig died. So Kenny really doesn't see why he should come back to haunt him now, more than six months later, whining about the fact that nobody can see him. Maybe he should have thought of that before he decided to become a ghost. And maybe Kenny knows more than he'll let on…

Splendid Sumner, a young man (16) is a new student at Happy Tree High School is half squirrel and has super human abilities, moves into his older twin brother's, Spencer Sumner (18), home during the Spring. He will meet all kinds of friends, enemies and maybe even find love at his new school. Hopefully he will have a good school year. (Update from 2018 me: A very cringey story)

Just short random one-shots featuring parings I like/rarely see

Why? "Because it was necessary, they always got in my way" Why? "Because they were getting really annoying" Why? "Because they never understood my love for you...Stanley Marsh"