Welcome to my parlor, readers...

You'll find the weirdest of the weird here, and the strangest of the strange.

We also have many different types of food and various beverages, all to your liking. I PROMISE they aren't poisoned...

Or, at least, I didn't get around to doing so before I handed them out. I'm pretty lazy, you know.

I really need to be more proactive...

Have fun ;P