After Sarah returns home with Toby after defeating Jareth, all is not well for the Goblin King. Somehow, he's trapped in his barn owl form in the human world. With no way to turn back, Jareth has to learn to survive in the wild. But it just gets worse when he's trapped...by the Nether Animal Testing Facility. *Waring: Describes animal abuse. * I don't own any Labyrinth characters

A lonely Beast rediscovers a love he lost in an android named Beauty. She must preserve her fragile clockwork soul against his darker passions… for the Beast is mad, and cruel…and perhaps beyond saving.

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...