My Name Is AedraRising and I Approve This Message:

I see you have successfully navigated yourself to my Fanfiction bio, just as the prophecy I plagiarized from overpass graffiti had fortold. Have a cookie.

Hey guys, I'm AedraRising, but you can call me Aedra for short. My real name is very vague, I go to a vague school, I live in a vague settlement, and I live in a vague State in a vague country only known by the vague acronym of the US. Now that you know some vague information about me, I should get to stuff that's a bit less vague. I shall do this vaguely.

My Age: 16

My Gender: Male

My Race: Martian

My Zodiac Sign: Leo

My Chinese Zodiac Sign: Dragon Hunter Born (it's just Dragon)

My Bill Cipher Zodiac Sign: Ice, cause I'm cool as f*ck

My Religion: Cthulu Cult (Christian)

My Hogwarts House: Either Ravenclaw or Slytherin

My Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

My Class: First

My RPG Class: Mage, as Fighters are too predictable and Thieves are too frickin slow

My Political Affiliation: In the middle between Liberal and Conservative

My Hobbies: Writing, reading, eating, gaming, sleeping, pooping, starting the Apocalypse (you know, the usual)

FAVORITES:

Cartoons: The DCAU, Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, South Park, 6teen, Total Drama, Teen Titans, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Fairy Odd Parents, American Dad, The Spectacular Spider-Man, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Phineas and Ferb, Ben 10, Futurama, Gravity Falls, and Rick and Morty

TV Shows: Survivor, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead

Movie (Series): The Dark Knight Saga, Toy Story, The Hunger Games, Rise/Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Star Wars, Star Trek (yes, I like them both), and Shaun of the Dead

Games: The Elder Scrolls (c'mon, you saw that coming), Fallout, Dead Island and Dead Island: Riptide, Final Fantasy, Pokémon, Assassin's Creed, Watch Dogs, Grand Theft Auto, and The Legend of Zelda

Books: Artemis Fowl, The Hunger Games, The Maze Runner, Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, The Blackcoat Rebellion, and Harry Potter

Animal: Zebra (are they black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?)

Color: Sky Blue

Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads: I would say blondes, but the girl who I like is a brunette, so...

Comics: Batman, Spider-Man, Pearls Before Swine, Green Lantern

Food: Cheesecake

Holiday: My birthday (it's a holiday all about me)

STORIES:

Upcoming

Total Drama Island Tour - In order to compete with the Ridonculous Race, Chris is back and with 24 previous Total Drama competitors on a tour around the world (that's exclusively focused on islands and on a boat) - Coming sometime this fall

Gravity Falls: Season 3 - Now 13 years old, Dipper and Mabel return to the town of Gravity Falls and begin to unravel a mystery even older than the town itself - Coming whenever I get off my lazy ass