Welcome! Here is somethings might want to know (if you don't care, don't read!):

From: Minnesota, United States

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Love: Reading, writing, listening to music, being with friends

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, the Song of the Lioness, Eragon, The Kite Runner, The Giver, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Christopher Paolini, Charles Dickens

Favorite Movies: V for Vendetta, Lion King, Harry Potter, Real Steal, Van Helsing, Dracula (1931), Nightmare Before Christmas, Gladiator, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Favorite Video Games: Halo, Assassin's Creed

Favorite Song Artists: Evanescence, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Hans Zimmer, 30 Seconds to Mars

Favorite Quotes: "Evil conquers when good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

"What you see and hear depends a good deal on where you are standing; it also depends on what kind of person you are." C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)

"Rise and rise again until lambs become lions." Robin Longstride from Robin Hood (2010)

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. There is an idea, Mr. Creedy - and ideas are bulletproof!" V from V for Vendetta (2005)

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife - and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Maximus Meridius from Gladiator (2000)

"Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever." Albus Dumbledore from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

"Oh yeah?! Well, there's no 'you' in team either. So, I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the the team, then nobody is on the Goddamn team! The team sucks!" Grif from Red vs. Blue

"We're not retreating. We're advancing toward future victories!" Sarge from Red vs. Blue

"Wait, I know how to do this! Dearly Beloved we are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness, smuh- speak now, or forever rest in peace! With liberty… and justice… for all. The end!" Caboose from Red vs. Blue

"People learn English all the time; it aren't that hard." Tucker from Red vs. Blue

Quotes I made up: "Authors do not lead stories; it's the stories that lead them."

"Do not fear being lost or you will never find your way."

(For Assassin's Creed fans) "That awkward moment when you see any tall building from Assassin's Creed in a real photo and say out loud, 'I jumped off that!'"

Random Stuff I Found:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

39 ways to annoy Edward Cullen (Originally 40, but I found somethings too intense)

1. Lock him in a room with all his fangirls. See how long he survives.
2. Continueously remind him that he lost Bella to a dog.
3. While he's sleeping badazzle all his clothes. Bonus points if you get ALL of his clothes (including underwear).
4. When he leaves paint his room pink and cover everything in sparkles, my little pony, and other girly shit.
5. Tell him Bella dumped him for Casper the friendly ghost.
6. While he's sleeping tattoo Stalker on his forehead.
7. Follow him around thinking Can you hear me now? Now? Now? Now? How bought now? And because only he and Bella are supose to know he can read minds he can't do anything.
8. Push Jacob onto Bella so that he is on top of her, take a picture, then show Edward. Tell him where Jacob currently is and follow him to see what happens.
9. Ask him in a cheesey british accent, "So are you a brit?"
10. Follow him around singing, "Crumpits and tea! Crumpits and tea!"
11. Make him listen to Justan Beiver for hours on end. Bonus points if you get him humming baby to himself.
12. Tie him to his bed and bring in the fangirls.
13. When he walks in annouce to everyone, "Look TinkerBell is here!"
14. Tell pita on him for sucking deer blood.
15. Ask why he's so far away from PixieHollow.
16. Give his fan girls an Edward tracker and see how far he gets until they catch up.
17. Kiss him with Bella around. Even funnier if she thinks he kissed you.
18. Put a letter in his mail box thanking him for subscribing to Pixie Cosmoes Swimsuit addition then tell Bella.
19: Stick a playboy magazen in his backpack and before he goes to Bella's tell her that you think he might be hiding porn. And watch her discover and possibly maul him.
20. burn the Barney theme song, Dora the Explorer, or any other obnoxious childs song you can think of on all his music CDs.
21. Super glue Jacob to his back.
22. Follow him around thinking about a bunch of sex stories about him and Bella. :Edward: GAH! TOO DISTURBING!!! AHHH!!!!!!!
23. Do the above but it being about Jacob and Bella. :Edward: AHH! MY BRAIN'S MELTING! :Me: What brain?
24. Ask him if he's gotten gay with all the guys in Twilight, and Casper the friendly ghost, and the guys from MW2, and the guys from all the Disney Channel shows, and so on.
25. Kick him in the croch then say, "Oh wait there wasn't anything to kick." and walk away.
26. While he's hunting scare away all the deer and other animals he might try to eat.
27. Replace all his clothes with bright team Jacob outfits FOR GIRLS.
28. Tell him Bella is looking for him then lock him in a closet for a week or two. And when Bella IS looking for him then let him out.
29. Call him TinkerBell, Fawn, Silvermist, Rosetta, Iridessa, or any other fairy from the TinkerBell movies you can think of.
30. Ask him, "Hey do you have any pixie dust on you?"
31. Lock him in a cage so he can't hunt and feed him veggies.
32. Hand cuff him to Jacob.
33. Ask him any question and when he answers slap him across the face and shout, "LIAR!"
34. Sing 'Telephone' but replace I with Bella so it would end up like this, "Stop calling stop calling Bella doesn't want to talk anymore, left her head and her heart on the dance floor."
35. Dystroy his sterio.
36. Break all his CDs
37. Paint his car all rainbow then spraypaint, "I'm a magical fairy from PixieHollow!"
38: poke him.
39. Stare at him and when he blinks shout, "HAHA! I BEAT YOU!!!!

31 ways to annoy your teachers...

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????”very loudly
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5.Dress up like L (death note) and walk in with no shoes
6. IF your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”
7.(back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8.Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
17. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
18. (back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you=P that’s payback for that F!” D
19.Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
20.When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
21.When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
22.Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
23.Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
24. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
25.Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
26. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, yaoi, butsecks, manwhore, jashin, pepto bismol, etc.) and mess everyone up.
27. Walk into class dancing the Macarena XD
28. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge lol
29.During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
30. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
31. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher ina phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

This might get you in detention, expelsion, suspension, exportation, and posibly future jail time so don't say I didn't warn you.
If you laughed at this or have done at least one of them, copy and paste it on your profile.

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