You made us comfy
Allowing us to settle in
To relax and to mingle
Amongst our kin
You cozied right up to us
Embracing our stories
And fondling our egos
Then you screwed us over
You fucked us of our fics
And our connections
Damn rapists!
I would slaughter you pigs
if you weren't hidden in cyber space
That site was ours!
WE built it
All you asses are is a wad of cash
You're all just a bunch of pussies
afraid of being sued
Well screw you!
Your site'll crumble without us
The writers
and your friggen backbone
You're all just spineless dog shit
Sliming the internet
with your disease
Well fuck that!

FUCK YOU, FANFICTION.NET!
FUCK YOU UP YOUR STUPID ASSES!!

- LP