Name: Nayunari ‘Ayu’ Tsuki

Former Name:

HarukaSakuke

Age: 16

Date of Birth: December 3rd

Place of Birth: United States

Favorite Color:

Red

What Do you like?:

Anime, manga, computers, TV, video games, yaoi, reading, sleeping in, other things

What Don't you like?:

Some people, school, yuri (only to a certain extent), being bothered and/or irritated, other things

Where else are you known?:

On DeviantArt as PlottingYourDemise, on Onemanga Forums as Mangaka-To-Be

What Animes do you like?:

Death Note, Naruto, Bleach, Air Gear, Blood Plus, Pokemon, Yu-gi-oh, FMA, Magikano, Maburaho, Code Geass and Sailor Moon. And that's just to name a few.

What manga do you like (made anime or not)?:

Fruits Basket, Skip-Beat!, Beauty Pop, Vampire Knight, +Anima, Fall in Love Like a Comic, KHII, Naruto, Bleach, FMA, etc. Just to name a few...again.

Tell some more about yourself:

Ok, in summary to most of the above and more. Hi, my (pen) name WAS HarukaSakuke. It is now Nayunari ‘Ayu’ Tsuki. That's not my real name of course. That's a screen name I use a lot, and it's actually the name of my very first OC (original character), while my current name is the name of my most current main female OC. I'm just a teenager and American with various ancestries, Asian thankfully included.

My favorite color is red, which has nothing to do with anything. My birthday is December 3rd, which thankfully is not too far away, but the year doesn't matter if you've seen my age. I'm such an anime/manga freak, it's almost enough to call an otaku. I have a lot of fandoms that I love, and I plan to write about the ones I really love. I'm a self-taught writer and artist, which is why I'm not very good. My writing is mostly here and my art is on

I went to Orlando to have fun at Disney World in June of 2009 and it was a blast, not to mention Florida is a pretty state compared to mine.

I’m out fo school for the summer, so I have plenty of time to write my stories! I plan on making some new ones soon.

I now have a new computer, which I’m very grateful for. I know I say MS Word in everything, but it’s WordPerfect now. I also noticed that I can’t upload my story chapters as a MS word type file, so I have to convert them. Unfortunately, they turn my exclamation points into boxes like they do for untranslated Japanese. So if you don’t see any exclamation points where they should be in my profile or in my stories (like the actual 4th chapter of Her Goal Is That Which Is Never Questioned), forgive me.

What Pairings do you like?:

Naruto:

SasuNaru/NaruSasu, SasuSaku, NaruSaku, KakaSaku, KakaSasu (don't ask), SakuIno(only cuz it's funny -.-'), SaiNaru/NaruSai, ItaNaru, ItaKisa(don't ask), SasoDei, PeinKonan, NaruHina, SasuHina, KibaHina, KibaShino (only a bit -.-), SasuIno (see last comment), SaiIno, ShikaTema, GaaLee, GaaNaru/NaruGaa, ItaSaku, DeiSaku, DeiSasu,

SasuKarin, ShikaIno, NejiTen, NejiLee(also see last comment), TobiDei/DeiTobi, KakaIru, NejiNaru

(I don’t like Naruto much anymore, so some of these pairings may not stand)

Code Geass:

LuluShirley, SuzuLulu/LuluSuzu, LuluKallen, Lulu x C.C., C.C. x Mao, Viletta x Ohgi, LloydCecile, MillyLloyd (it's probably supposed to be the other way around but I don't care), SuzuShirley,

ZeroSuzu

(I think I’ve read fics for most of these pairings; This is one of the fandoms I’m still writing and reading for)

Vampire Knight:

ZeroYuki,

KanameZero/ Zero Kaname

(I haven’t necessarily watched VK yet, so I don’t have anymore ships yet)

FMA: EdWinry, EdEnvy, EdAl, RoyEd, RoyRiza

(I may have more ships, but I don’t know; I don’t read many FMA fics)

Beauty Pop: NaruKiri, OcchiKiri, KenKana, OcchiKana, IoriKiri, KeiKiri

(I don’t read many BP fics, but I’m sure all those pairings still stand)

TWEWY (The World Ends With You):JoshNeku/NekuJosh, NekuShiki, KariyaUzuki

, BeatEri (as a side couple),

ShoNeku

(All those still stand, and I might still have more ships)

Bleach: IchiRuki, IchiByaku, IchiOri, IchiIshi, RenjiRuki, IshiOri, KenYachi, RanGin, HitsuHina, HitsuRan

,

IkkaYumi, GrimmIchi, GrimmUlqui

(I don’t read many Bleach fics, but I’m sure most of those pairings still stand)

Inuyasha: InuKago, MiroSan, InuKikyo

,

KogaKago

(I might have more ships, but I can’t remember; I don’t usually read IY fics)

Fruits Basket: KyoYuki/ YukiKyo, KyoTohru, YukiTohru, KyoHaru/HaruKyo, YukiHaru/HaruYuki, HaruRin, ShigureAyame, Shigure x Mitchan, YukiMachi, Takeru x Komaki, YukiTakeru/ TakeruYuki

,

HiroKisa

(I haven’t really read many FB fics since I finished the manga [well, almost, still got the last volume to read, but I’m sure those pairings still stand)

Death Note: LLight/LightL, LightMisa, MelloNear

,

MelloMatt

(I don’t really read DN fics anymore, so I don’t know if I still ship those)

Pokemon: AshMisty, AshDawn, BrockLucy, AshAnna, AshMay, DrewMay, JesseJames

,

ButchCassidy

(I may not have read many fics, but I’m sure those pairings still stand)

Blood Plus: HajiSaya

,

KaiSaya

(I don’t even know if I’ve read any fics, but those may be my only ships)

DNAngel: DarkRiku, DarkKrad, DaiSato/SatoDai, DaiRisa

,

DaiRiku

(I still read DNAngel fics, but I haven’t for all these pairings)

D. Gray Man: KandaAllen, LaviAllen, AllenLena (haven't read any fics of it so far, but I do think it'd be a cute couple)

(I won’t have any more ships until I properly get into this series)

Hikaru No Go: HikaAkira/ AkiraHika, HikaAkari

,

YukiWaya (side couple)

(I don’t really read fics in this fandom anymore, so I don’t know if I have any more)

OHSHC (Ouran High School Host Club): TamaHaru, TamaKyou/ KyouTama, HikaKao, MoriHunny/ HunnyMori, TamaNeko/ NekoTama, NekoRenge

(One fandom I’m still into and I write for, so I’m sure all those pairings still stand)

RuroKen (Rurouni Kenshin): KenKaoru, KenSano/ SanoKen, SanoMeg, AoshiMisao

,

YahiTsu

(These pairings probably still stand, but it’s been a while since I’ve read a fic for any of the pairings)

Crossovers:

SasuKago (only one I've seen and it is a little cute :) )

(Crossover pairings aren’t really my thing unless you find a way for ti to make sense)

Anima: CooroHusky

(I have no more ships, and I’m glad I don’t)

Black Cat: SvenTrain (not romantic, but friendly), TrainSaya, CreedTrain, EveTrain

(Don’t read many BC fics but those are pairings I’d read for)

GetBackers:

BanGinji

(I need to start watching this anime [again, seeing as this is my only ship)

Kyou Kara Maou: Yuuram/ Wolfyuu, ConYuu (not romantically though), GwenAni, GwenGun, ConShori (I’m totally considering shipping it, anyway)

(It’s a fairly new obsession, and I have just barely finished the first season, so I have little to no more ships than that)

Phoenix Wright: NickEdgy/EdgyNick, PollyKlavie, RonDessie, RonAtmey

(I don’t have many ships, and if I do, there probably aren’t fics for it)

Prince of Tennis: TezuRyo (can go the other way, but I don’t prefer it), ShuKiku (Not Fuji, Oishi; I just couldn’t think of a better name), FujiRyo (see TezuRyo comment)

(I’m trying to get back into the fandom, so I can’t remember any more ships)

Shaman King: YohHao/HaoYoh, RenYoh/YohRen, YohAnna

(I haven’t gotten very far in the series yet, so not many ships)

Super Smash Brothers: IkeMarth, LinkZelda (I haven’t actually played the Zelda series, but I know enough to ship it in a diff. fandom), IkeLink (friendship), RoyMarth

(I can’t really have too many ships considering I’ve only played half of the games these characters [in SSB as a whole] come from)

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles: KuroFai (OTP of that show, like seriously), SyaoSaku, ToyaYuki

(I haven’t really finished the series yet, but I have ships)

xxxHolic: DouWata, WataHima

(xxxHolic has to be one of my fave CLAMP animes [along with TRC and CG [I don’t care that CLAMP only drew CG, but I don’t have many ships. At least not till I finish the next season)

Vocaloid: GakuLuka, GakuKai, GakuMiku, GakuMeiko (I blame Dream Chaser), RinLen (Not romantically though cuz their twincest is almost creepy), KaiLen, MikuKai, KaiMei, MikuoKai (I read a fic and...shut up, I liked it), MikuoAkai (this pairing appeals to me :3)

(I’m surprised I don’t have more ships~)

Yugioh: YamiYugi (I call Atem Yami, get used to it), BakuMarik (Either Bakura would do; Marik is what you guys refer to as Malik, but Marik and his Yami side have the same spelling with me), SetoJou (Ok, so Joey can be Jounouchi, I’m indecisive)

(I know I have more ships, but I can’t think of them)

Air Gear: IkkiAki/IkkiAgi, IkkiKazu, IkkiSim, IkkiRin

(Yeah, pretty much all my ships in this series have Ikki in it. Can you blame me?)

Can't think of anymore...

Which story do you plan to update next?:

I haven’t really started on anything yet.

Can you preview some names for your next stories?:

A Day (fruits basket), Barricade (Ouran), That One Senpai (Ouran), Teardrops In the Darkness (Naruto). That's all I got now. No pairings for you ;P

(EDIT: I'll give you a summary for stories I wanna do and I've done; EDIT2: I shall give my opinions of them in bold)

I Thought I Hated This: Oneshot. Mostly SasuNaru. Some NejiNaru. Various other couples mentioned.

Sasuke thinks Valentine's Day is worthless and that couples are sickening. Naruto doesn't have the courage to prove him wrong. Neji does what he can to help.

(My first posted oneshot [unless you count DA, and I guess it suited my experience)

Shirley's Lovely Little Gift:

Shirley confesses her love for Lelouch, and to her, it seems he doesn't care. To top it all off, he doesn't talk to her for a week. What will he say if he just suddenly chooses to talk to her after that week is over? LuluShirley.

(It was too short now that I think about it, and now that I know of Shirley’s death [and how it deeply affected Lulu, my love for the pairing is revived)

The Biker and The Skater:

Sasuke has a strange secret...he likes Naruto. No one but Itachi knows that's who it is. Naruto, being overly dense, plays like he doesn't know, and Sasuke tries his best not to show. What will happen? NaruSasu. SasuNaru. Yaoi.

(Yeah, it’s on hiatus, because I don’t like Naruto much anymore. I have to like it again or get bored to continue it)

Taking Care:

Because Naruto and Sakura did something wrong, their father made them go to the shelter to get an animal. They ended up getting 3 cats. Their names: Sasuke, Mikoto, and Fugaku. But it may turn into more than taking care of them. Various couples (maybe).

(I got to admit, it was a pretty funny story when I was into the series, but now I’m much less inclined to write it)

Just a Stupid Bet:

Everyone is at a ski resort for a week, and Yuki has a bet he has to fulfill to avoid his fan girls. It involves everyone there. At the same time, Kyo's memory is gone and it will come back after the trip. If Yuki has to do what he dreads to Kyo...

(I’m not as obsessed with FB as I was before I finished it [technically] so it’s not going to see an update anytime soon)

Torn Between:

Shirley is possessive of Lelouch. Suzaku might be falling for Lelouch. And Lelouch...just seems to be caught in the midst of it all...

(I’m far from losing interest in CG; I’m still writing stories for it. I just don’t remember where I was going with it, so it’ll definitely be longer until I update)

A Day:

Individual oneshots told from each member of the Sohma house. Just another day with Tohru and the Sohmas.

(First I didn’t start because I was too lazy, but now it’s because I’ve lost my obsession. Maybe reading more fics will bring it back...?)

Teardrops In The Darkness:

Sakura is most devastated when Sasuke leaves. As her tears fall in the darkness, an unexpected visitor lets her know it'll be okay. Twoshot. SasuSaku.

(I both forgot where I was going and got bored. Sorry SasuSaku fans, you might have one less contribution to your OTP database)

My Way, His Way:

"My way of showing I hate you is by telling you. Your way of telling me you love me is just by the way you express it. Am I right, Josh?" Neku asked.

(Until HGITWINQ, this was my most successful story. Which is weird considering the SasuNaru fanbase is bigger than TWEWY’s fanbase as a whole. But I enjoyed writing it)

Seeing You:

With Lelouch dead, Suzaku is near the brink of insanity. Every dream he's had since then has had Lelouch in it with him. Zero has found a way to bring Lelouch back to talk to him. No matter what, he only sees Lelouch. Oneshot.

(And a long one at that. VERY. I can’t believe I wrote all that. And it took like a week or two to write. It’s more comedy than anything else, and most everyone involved is out of character, so I may have set a record for longest Crackfic posted)

I Said, You Said:

Sequel to My Way, His Way. "This is all a game to you, Josh. You say you don't love me and I say I love you. After all we've been through, I can't fathom why you would throw this away!"

(Still in progress, as you can see. I need to revive my unhealthy love for TWEWY [or at least this pairing] so I can be inspired to finish)

Her Goal Is That Which Is Never Questioned:

Milly is a girl on a mission. She’s trying to get a nerd and a jock together, her two best friends to be exact. However, putting together two guys that are polar opposites is hard work. Doesn’t mean she won’t try. SuzakuXLelouch. Rated T to be safe. Things get fun!

(And fun they got. My most successful story. I have almost 70 reviews from a borderline crackfic with a prologue and 7 chapters. And I think the fans may be getting restless, seeing as it’s been a LONG time since I’ve updated. I’m sorry. But I never expected it to be so successful)

Kiss On The Forehead:

TamaHaru, TamaKyou (cuz I love those pairings). Mama used to say, ‘Any person can say they love you, but true love starts with a kiss to the forehead.’. But I never knew Daughter and Mommy loved me that much!

(One of the fics I’ve got my current focus on. I’m having fun with my first first-person fic, and who knew acting as if you were Tamaki could be so delightful?)

Those Who Do Not Succumb To Fame:

Lelouch has never seen what the masses have in famous people. It’s all a superficial matter to him. However, when a little ‘blast from the past’ that happens to be famous and good-looking shows up, he may regretfully reconsider his mantra. LuluSuzy.

(I didn’t do it intentionally, but I somewhat reserved history with this, seeing how Lulu would be if Suzy was the one who left him. I bet if the real Lulu weren’t such a stiff at his childhood age, he would’ve been a crying mess in the show. R1 got booted out of my brain after the series ended [aside from the emotional ending, so I didn’t remember details.)

Barricade:

For as long as I can remember, the only one who could break my walls...was you. -TamaKyou series of oneshots, alternating POVs-

(Not posted, and just thought of recently. I need to start on it, and I was inspired by numerous TamaKyou fics [some to be noted are ‘Whispers of Love’ and ‘Suddenly Fallen Cpt Tamaki’])

That One Senpai:

I could never find someone like you...because you’re one of a kind. -TamaHaru series of oneshots, alternating POVs-

(Barricade, the TamaHaru way. I love TamaHaru, I do. It’s totally canon [as is TamaKyou *shot] and was my OTP before I thought of anything else. I haven’t written a fic that wasn’t shounen-ai/yaoi in a year or more anyway)

(Profile rewritten. Date: 12/28/10)

It’s been 7 months exactly...Wow. Anyway, HGITWINQ is still on its way. I haven’t lost interest, but I can’t explain why I haven’t finished writing it. I’m going to join the next two chapters, so it’ll take longer. KotF and TWDNSTF are my primary focus at this point.

Already written stories' status:

Just A Stupid Bet:

My Way, His Way:

Complete.

Torn Between:

Chapter 3 on page 3. Possibly on temporary hiatus.

The Biker And The Skater:

Chapter 7 on page 2. Temporarily on hiatus.

Taking Care:

Chapter 3 on page 2. Possibly on temporary hiatus.

I Thought I Hated This:

Complete.

Shirley's Lovely Little Gift:

Complete.

Seeing You:

Complete.

Her Goal Is That Which Is Never Questioned:

Joint chapter on page 1.

Kiss on the Forehead:

Chapter 3 on page 1.

Those Who Do Not Succumb to Fame:

Chapter 3 on page 8.

Unposted stories' status:

Teardrops In the Darkness:

A Day:

Not started.

I Said, You Said:

Chapter 1 on page 5.

Barricade:

Not started.

That One Senpai:

Not started.

Name some websites you're a part of: Pokemon Indigo, DeviantArt, LiyahLoveLoyalty, OMF (OneManga Forums)

You mind telling your real name?: Go to DA

Any strengths or weaknesses?: I make poetry without trying that people like...that's a strength. I have few weaknesses when it comes to literature.

The World Ends With You Personal Interview

Who's your favorite major character?

Josh! I love him seriously!

Quote:

But Neku…I thought you couldn’t afford to lose. Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world…

I am obsessed with that quote, and I have been since I first played TWEWY.

Who's your favorite secondary character?

SHO. MINAMIMOTO. I love him to pieces! He is my favorite Reaper, no questions asked!

What the factor took you so long?

What's your favorite song?

All versions of Twister (EXCEPT the one during Kitaniji’s fight!), Emptiness And, Transformation…Those are all my major faves.

What's your favorite scene?

I have more than one. The first one was the one I quoted, when Josh took the shot for Neku.

Another fave scene of mine was the ending scene. I guess my most favorite scenes are the end scenes of every week XD

What was the funniest scene?

Please…Funniest SCENE?

ANOTHER DAY was the funniest scene! Except for the whole ‘deal with the Black Skullers’ incident, everything was funny!

What's your favorite location?

I would suppose it is Shibu-Q Heads.

What's your favorite enemy?

TABOO NOISE! They’re fun to beat, and they’re all that actually takes TIME to beat.

-Do you think having Shiki has Neku's Player Fee meant he loved her?-

I think it means that she meant a lot to him. But it’s a possibility.

What's your favorite pairing?

Neku and Shiki in terms of girl and boy pairings. But for yaoi, Josh and Neku. I love them both.

What's your least favorite pairing?

Any pairing that doesn’t make remote sense to me. Like Josh and Rhyme. I don’t see any connection…

Out of five what do you give the game?

Is a GAZILLON a number? Wait, of course it is. It’s in-between 1 and 5 (in every TWEWY players’ mind X3)

Copy and paste your own answers into your profile if you want to take the Interview!

I was born on the day of Xaldin in the month of Larxene

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Vexen

And I’m Xemnas+Zexion years old.

My favorite numbers are Lexaeus and Saix

But my lucky number is Xigbar

If you get it, put your own in your profile!

This is some quotes I think are funny in my own fics! Hopefully even if you don’t get what it’s referenced to, you’ll still think it’s funny!

Chapter 1 on page 2. Chapter 9 not started.

Give some info on your progress with the stories!:

~Code Geass Fan fiction~

Kallen: "Suzaku, WHY do you have something vibrating in you pocket?"

Milly: "Well, guess what! We’ve only got 30 minutes until we have to get to school! Which means in 30 minutes we’ll be late!"

Suzaku: "And you chose to tell me this NOW?!"

Milly: "You wouldn’t wake up."

Suzaku: "What am I doing here?! I live here, you imbecile!"

Lelouch: "You’re scared of bikes."

Suzaku: "Shut up! I’m not scared of bikes, I’ve just had many bad experiences with bikes!"

Suzaku: "Fine, then I’ll drop you."

Lelouch: "Wait, what? HEY, YOU WOULDN’T—HEY!"

Lelouch: "Now mush, you sports junkie!"

Suzaku: "Just because I’m dating Euphie. Who happens to be your sister."

Kallen: "Looks like it’s a her texting you. And I was thinking it was a guy."

Teacher: "Miss Kozuki! Please refrain from causing harm to my classroom!"

Kallen: "Damn, Milly typed a freaking bio in the text."

Shirley: "So I hear. I hear you have a lead female role, Lulu?"

Milly: "Ready your equipment!"

Gino and Shirley: "I’m just here to eat and follow."

Lelouch: "I would suppose he hates me."

Suzaku: "Well, I hate you more!"

Lelouch: "This isn’t funny." (It’s funny because he says it’s not XD)

Gino: "Lulu knows how to play a girl pretty well. Something tells me this isn’t his first time playing a girl."

Lelouch: "Well, that’s stupid of you to say! I thought you were going to be all romantic--" (Hey, he was playing a part XD)

Lelouch: "I don’t trust you, you could do anything while I can’t see you properly!"

Suzaku: "What the hell is anything?!"

Suzaku: "Damn! Can we just get back into character so I can kiss you, go home, and drink some disinfectant?!"

Milly: "Are you kidding? This is the equivalent to a major motion picture to me. I’m recording until the climax is at hand!"

Milly: "This could be good for blackmail."

Milly: "Oh you guys! You worry too much! I know my plan sounds half-baked, but it can happen. If the first half goes like I plan, it’s going to go that way. I swear it on the Ashford name!"

Suzaku: "I have a feeling you’re not going to leave me the hell alone."

Lelouch: "I have ways of making you talk." (Cue evil smile!)

Shirley: "You’re going to stalk him, aren’t you?"

Lelouch: "It’s not so much stalking as it is following without his knowing."

Shirley: "That’s stalking, Lulu."

Lelouch: "Well, then. I guess I’m stalking him."

Suzaku: "Do I even want to know what you’re talking about?"

Lelouch: "Are you calling me feminine, Suzaku?"

Suzaku: "Pretty much."

Suzaku: "Aren’t you dead?"

Lelouch: "I missed you too, you bastard."

Suzaku: "Ouch, snippy."

Suzaku: "La, la, la, la, la! I’m not listening to your perverse comments!"

Milly: "Ah, Shirley, I have taught you well!"

Milly: "A girl can dream."

Suzaku: "A girl could also be a high-class pervert."

Milly: "Is there really a difference?"

Suzaku: "If by ‘having fun’ you mean being subject to mental torture, I’m having the time of my life."

Milly: "Nice one, Suzaku! Plus 1500 points!"

Shirley: "If that were concrete, he’d probably get 750 points for each tooth lying on the ground!"

Suzaku: "I most certainly am not attracted to myself!"

Suzaku: "Go corrupt someone else. I need sleep."

Suzaku: "Aww, Shirley really is just a big old sap underneath!"

Suzaku: "Pedophile."

Lelouch: "I thought you were older than me!"

Suzaku: "Sorry, just spouted that one out." (After researching, I found out that was wrong XD)

Milly: "I think you’re becoming mentally unstable." (She has no right to talk XD)

Shirley: "Insane, huh…Yep, you’re there."

Zero: "Happy to see me?"

Suzaku: "You must be kidding."

Suzaku: "Can’t lose what you never had." (That could apply to so many things XD)

Suzaku: ""Lelouch, where’s your phone?"

Lelouch: "In my grave."

Suzaku: "In what now?!"

Lelouch: "I didn’t say anything."

Lelouch: "Call me Lulu, please."

Suzaku: "Really."

Lelouch: "No, not really."

Lelouch: "Even if you started bleeding from the forehead?"

Suzaku: "I’d just be eating bloody soba."

Lelouch: "That’s sad."

Suzaku: "That’s funny!"

Suzaku: "The only weird thing is that I’m taking Lelouch on a date." [Promptly falls to the ground] (XD)

Lelouch: "C.C., it’s not a date. It’s simply a ball we are attending together."

C.C.: "As I said, a date."

Rolo: (to Lelouch) "If anyone would be the wife, it’d be you." (Isn’t he just the best? XD)

Gino: "Please! Civilized is my middle name!"

Lelouch: "Which is why you don’t have a middle name at all."

Lelouch: "Don’t call me Lulu, you imbecile."

Suzaku: "Frankly, I don’t think I know what’s going on anymore."

Suzaku: "Ouch, that’s going to leave a mark."

Suzaku: "Well, C.C., I think you just made him worse."

Gino: "Cause him some more head trauma, why don’t you, Mao?"

Gino: "Um, hello, Captain Obvious, no."

Mao: "Gino, I don’t think what you’re thinking is a good idea. You’ll wet up the floor."

Gino: "Not the way I do it!"

C.C.: "You can’t fire me. You never hired me."

Suzaku: "Lulu said what?"

Zero: "Damn it, Lelouch, restrain yourself!"

C.C.: "I’m just wondering how you said all that in one breath."

Lelouch: "I know it will. I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong."

C.C.: "I think they call that an oxymoron."

Lelouch: "It’s called ‘being a tactician’."

C.C.: "Your sadism does sometimes baffle me."

Shirley: "I hope you two have fun!"

Suzaku: "What exactly is that supposed to mean!"

Lelouch: "Now, now, Milly, we don’t want you making Suzu look like too much of an idiot."

Shirley: "Suzaku…you two better not have done anything yet…"

Suzaku: "We are not a couple!"

Milly: "Well, I’ll leave you two to do what couples do, just don’t make a mess."

Suzaku: "You know, I think she plotted this on purpose."

Lelouch: "Oh, you think?! I had no idea!"

Lelouch: "You are some piece of work."

Shirley: "Don’t give me that ‘deer in the headlights’ look!"

Lelouch: "That, my little Shirley, is what you call ‘payback’."

Suzaku: "Is this study hall now, sensei?"

Suzaku: "Let me properly rephrase that. Let’s walk and talk at the same side, you d--"

Lelouch: "That’s proper?"

Lelouch: "In all honesty, she frightens me."

Gino: "Well, I’m not negative like my female counterpart here, so I’ll say something simple."

Milly: "All right! We’re having our own little grown-up game night tonight!"

Gino: "Milly, it’s not going to be like your other ones that involve liquor, will it?"

Lelouch: "The next guy to call me Lulu gets something heavier thrown at him."

Gino: "Besides, we’re all straight. Right, Lulu?"

Milly and Gino: (to Lelouch) "Someone’s a little ‘frustrated’..."

Milly: "Gino, you genius, that’s it!" (It’s funny because he’s no genius XD)

Milly: "C.C., you little vixen, have you two had an affair that I don’t know about?~"

C.C.:

Milly: "Aha, I knew it! You’re not saying anything because it’s true!"

C.C.: "I’m not saying anything because I don’t know what gave you that idea." (Notice the Fruits Basket reference XD)

Gino: "Well, well, Lulu, you dog. You don’t rest on your laurels do you?"

Milly: "You little drunkards."

Lelouch: "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Gino and Suzaku: "You lucky bastard! You wouldn’t know an awesome time if it smothered you in the face."

C.C.: "Gino, Suzaku, that wasn’t funny."

Gino and Suzaku: "Look who has no sense of humor."

Suzaku: "You know, Gino, one look at you two from a stranger and they’d think you’re a closet bi, at best."

Gino: "Can’t you stop talking straight out of a dictionary for one second?"

Lelouch: "C.C. would never cover for me. She’d sooner reveal the secret to everyone she knows. And people she doesn’t know just to spite me."

Suzaku: "I never skated around my house in only my socks."

Milly: "Suzaku, you don’t know what you’re missing!"

Milly: "I think you’d look cute in a wedding dress."

Lelouch: "So I’ve heard."

Shirley: "Gino, you can go anywhere but Milly’s sister’s room since she’s a super perv and can practically sense you there."

Suzaku: "Don’t waste any well-needed breath trying to argue with Milly."

Milly: "So how do you look, Lulu?"

Lelouch: "I look hideous."

Milly: "That’s Lulu-speak for ‘like a freakin’ goddess’! I knew it!"

Gino: "His ears have GOT to be bleeding after that,"

Gino: "Dude...D-Dude! Have YOU looked at yourself! You have got to be the prettiest guy on the face of the earth right now!"

Lelouch: "My dignity said ‘ouch’. Not that I have any left."

Suzaku: (to Shirley) "I dare you to...threaten Gino’s life. Effectively."

Gino: "What?!"

Milly: "Kaguya! What have I told you about tackling Lulu EVERY time you see him?"

Shirley: "Maybe he’s sleeping."

Kaguya: "Shirley, you don’t blink if you’re asleep,"

Lelouch: "Are you SURE I have to do this?"

Kaguya: "If you don’t, I’ll stab you and you’ll be left wondering where the scar came from."

Suzaku: "What’s gotten into you?!"

Kaguya: "Oh, I know!"

Shirley: "Even C.C. would help do what makes you happy, even if she puts a dash of misery along the way!"

Kaguya: "Ooh, goody! I hope they have fun! I’ll clean up after they’re done!"

Euphie: "I hope you’re not trying to steal my boyfriend, Lulu! Heehee!"

Lelouch: "Fat chance of that happening."

Euphie: "Lelouch, you look like a beautiful bride!"

Euphie: "Lelouch, I told you to stop venting by throwing things at people!"

Lelouch: "I should violently injure you!"

Lelouch: "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?!"

Suzaku: "You MUST have some kind of feelings for me."

Lelouch: "Fuck off."

Suzaku: "Ah, Lulu’s feisty."

Milly: "So, how’d it go? I would have snooped, but I was stuck making ice cream floats."

Milly: "Suzaku Kururugi, I am so proud of you right now!"

Milly: "Your turn!"

Lelouch: "My turn to do what."

Milly: "Confess, you silly boy!"

Kallen: "And I’m almost tempted to beat the shit out of you!"

Milly: "Go get your man, Lulu!"

Lelouch: "What makes you think I care?"

Euphie: "I actually think you don’t."

C.C.: "I’ll assume the worst if you come back exhausted from your day with Suzaku."

Suzaku: "You know more than one language. Surely you know how to say know in one of them."

Lelouch: "I’m not even going to attempt to oppress you for a good two minutes."

Suzaku: (happily) "Hello, Lulu! I trust you emerged unscathed from your tumble?"

Ohgi: "Whether he’s gay or not, I can’t say, but he couldn’t be with Suzaku!"

Viletta: "He’s in denial and he knows it."

Ohgi: "Ms. Nu, have we not just been through this?"

Lelouch: "Me, scared? I don’t know the meaning. Are you willing to prove it? I welcome you to try, Ms. Viletta." (Lulu, in character? IT’S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!)

Viletta: "Missed it by that much."

Suzaku: "I think he ruptured my stomach."

Lelouch: "All right, someone’s talking to me and I can’t see them."

Lelouch: "Please. Like I need another sister."

C.C.: "I always knew Lulu was in the closet."

Suzaku: "Did you enjoy the presents?"

Euphie: "Yes, yes! I felt like there were enough to swim in!"

Euphie: "If you don’t know, then that’s what you get for snooping."

Suzaku: "Gosh, Kallen, when you put it that way, it almost makes me never want to kiss again."

Suzaku: "That made me uncomfortable."

Euphie: "You mean down there?"

Suzaku: "Euphie, no!"

Gino: "You sure you’re biologically male?"

Lelouch: "I’ll personally make you female in 2 seconds if you don’t get out of my face right now, Weinberg."

Lelouch: "I wish I had something to throw at you."

Gino: "Suzaku, if he kills you, I will only laugh."

Gino: "Suits me just fine! I need to find Choco-caramel dude!"

Euphie: "Lulu, stop abusing my boyfriend!"

Milly: "Hello, sexy!"

Lelouch: "Milly, I already said hi to you."

Milly: "Shut up, Lulu!"

Milly: "Ooh, if he doesn’t find who he’s looking for, I want to be in the running for next best thing!"

Suzaku (disguised): "Can you keep a secret?"

Milly: "Only if you’re not a criminal in hiding."

Milly: "What if he were opportunity knocking?"

Lelouch: "I wouldn’t answer the door."

Milly: "Lulu, you’ve got an admirer! I told you that you weren’t just a chick magnet!"

Suzaku: "You want a--"

Lelouch: "Not unless you want to get hurt."

Shirley: "Milly seems to be occupying the floor nicely, I wouldn’t want to join her."

Lelouch: "I’m attempting to give a damn and it’s not going well."

Lelouch: "You’re full of crap, but that’s never stop you before."

Lelouch: "It’s hard to restrain the urge to yell you deaf, Milly."

Shirley: "But Lulu, you look so very pretty!"

C.C.: "That’s going to make for bad kissing later on."

Lelouch: "I hate this mess! It’s sticky and hard to get off. I think it may have a smell..."

Suzaku: "Can’t you enjoy ice cream?"

Lelouch: "I’ll kill you while I’m still young enough to get away with it!"

Suzaku: "What’s wrong, Lelouch?"

Lelouch: "I’ll tell you what’s wrong! This woman is a pervert."

Suzaku: "But you hate ice cream."

Lelouch: "True, I think it’s a sticky mess. That’s not the point!"

C.C.: "Looks like your boyfriend has nothing going on upstairs."

Suzaku: "If you hear a scream, be worried."

Lelouch: "DAMN IT!"

Milly: "Should I worry now?"

Lelouch: "Absolutely not. As long as we are friends, never will I even think of doing that. Don’t get your hopes up."

Lelouch: "Stop your blubbering. You’ll flood all of Tokyo with the waterworks."

Milly: "I do it just to piss you off, Lulu~"

Lelouch: "I need something hot, and I want it tall, dark, and strong."

Milly: "If this weren’t a coffee shop, we would’ve thought you were talking about our friend on the floor here."

Suzaku: ‘Is he even thinking or is he doing that on purpose?’

Lelouch: "And to respond to YOU, C.C., I was forced by Milly to go on that date and to get in the dress, because she wouldn’t let me back in when I tried to escape it."

~TWEWY Fan fiction~

Neku: "Dude, under no circumstances is Josh not smiling. He’s just acting a little more abnormal than usual."

Josh: "I heard you, Neku."

Neku: "Good. I wasn’t sure I said it loud enough."

Beat: "Have you lost yo’ sense of direction or are you just stupid?" (Yes, if Beat says it, it’s bad XD)

Josh: "I believe, dear Neku, you’ve just been put to shame."

Neku: "Don’t disgrace me by putting me with that excuse for a guy!"

Shiki: "I’m not going because I don’t want to, so there."

Neku: "Arrogant little prick."

Josh: "Only for you."

Josh: "Who the hell is the wife?!"

Neku: (thought of Josh) ‘I’m a feminine-looking guy that likes guys too!’

Eri: "Read ‘em and weep! The camera does not lie!"

Josh: "Eri, be a dear and rid your camera of pictures like that, would you?"

Eri: "No way, Joshy-boy."

Josh: (thinking) ‘Oh great, I sound like a love struck female.’

Neku: "If you kiss me anywhere, you are half past dead."

Neku: "Do it and I kick your ass."

Josh: "Don’t ignore me, you prick."

Neku: "The bitch of the relationship has no right to say anything."

Store clerk: "You’re going to wear something he asked you not to, aren’t you?"

Neku: "You know me too well."

Josh: "You want me to WHAT now?!"

Neku: "I. Got. You. Good." (Because Neku is just that evil XD)

Beat: "Double Cheeseburger, get ready for the Beat Wagon!"

Shiki: "Tatsumi Burger, here I come!"

Neku: "Wow, Shiki, do you have a black hole for a stomach?"

Shiki: "You say that like that’s a bad thing."

Neku: "Please don’t mention the word ‘stare’."

Neku: "Quiet, Shiki. You’re giving them hints."

Eri: "You’re not fun."

Neku: "You’re not sane."

Eri: "Shut up and suffocate."

Eri: "Shut up and drown."

Shiki: "Didn’t they say it takes 30 seconds to suffocate?"

Eri: "That’s underwater!"

Neku: "Don’t you ever blow in my ear again, you pervert!"

Beat: "Yo, man, I usually ain’t da voice of season."

Neku: "Voice of reason."

Beat: "Whatever, Neku!"

Neku: "Not on your—wait, never mind before I even say it."

Neku: "Are you asking me to strip, and what the hell for?!" (He knows he wants to be a stripper XD)

Neku: "Ha! You owe me 25000 yen, Beat!"

Beat: "Bwaaaaaah! You said 250 yen, yo!"

Neku: "I said 250 plus two 0’s."

Neku: "Josh! Get over here and have some fun before I submerge you underwater!"

Neku: "Yoshiya Kiryu, if you don’t get your scrawny little ass over here in five seconds, not only am I going to kick your ass, I’m really going to do something after I do!"

Josh: "Good. Now can I go back to sleep?"

Neku: "And you…wake the hell up."

Neku: "You’re looking at me like I’ve done something incriminating." (That’s because you did XD)

Eri, Neku, and Josh: (to Shiki) "That’s a stupid idea!"

Shiki: "Got a better idea?"

Josh: "Ok, I have an idea, but I warn you, it sucks."

Neku: "Then don’t say it."

Josh: "Shut up, Mr. Bottle of Sunshine."

Neku: "I thought I’d had enough of that math fetishist when I saw him crunched under his own heap, but the most disturbing part is that he still lives."

Josh: "Well, since technically, he could’ve already been dead to someway participate in the game, you can’t kill him again, dear."

Neku and Sho: "Shut up, you zetta moron!"

Sho: "Your brainpower must be a negative integer."

Sho: "Your opinion is garbage. CRUNCH! I’ll add it to my heap."

Neku: "AND YOU’RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE HERE, YOU IDIOTS?!"

Sho: "That was the main variable in this game’s equation, 000."

Sho: "I don’t know why I’m doing this for a screwed up factor like you…"

Sho: "ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU RADIAN!"

Sho: "If I told you, then you’d know."

Sho: "Run, run as fast as you can, hectopascal! You can’t catch me, I’m--"

Neku: "In need of a straitjacket!"

Neku: "GET BACK HERE, YOU PSYCHO!"

Shiki: "Wasn’t that Neku?"

Eri: "Unless there’s another person that’s five different dark colors at the same time, I see him over there."

Neku: "PI-FACE, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Neku: "You don’t do stuff like that while people can see us, you idiot!"

Neku: "And you…stay away from this idiot!"

Eri: "Houston!"

Hari (guy I made up on the spot XD): "Eri, I told you that’s not funny."

Hari: "What plan? You mean the one with the girly boy and the emo?"

Eri: "Pardon my French--"

Neku: "You’re Japanese."

Eri: "And Beat, you’re going to tag along or I’ll sic Neku and Joshua on you."

Neku’s Mom: "I gave him one of your manga to read since I thought you’d be a while."

Neku: "Which one?"

Neku’s mom: "The ecchi one."

Neku: "Mom! You know I don’t own that kind of manga!"

Neku’s mom: "I’m just kidding."

Neku: "Good. I was getting worried."

Neku’s mom: "I let him see the yaoi one."

Neku: "Mom, I don’t own a hentai, yaoi, or yuri manga!"

Josh: "Besides, we should spend some quality time."

Neku: "Not in my fucking bed, we’re not!"

Josh: "Keep your mind out of the gutter, dear."

Neku: "You’re the one in bed!"

Josh: "Care to join me?"

Neku: "NO WAY IN HELL!"

Neku: "I’m such a terrible person, aren’t I?"

Josh: "Can I stay? Beds are so much more comfy with other people in them."

Neku: "Remind me never to invite you to any kind of sleepover."

Shiki: "Don’t you care? Eri’s your friend!"

Neku: "No, I don’t care. And she’s YOUR friend. To me, she’s the spawn of Satan."

Eri: "Yes, Neku has ‘Highest level of pistivity’ syndrome."

Neku: "Go fall in a ditch!"

Neku: "I meant Eri when I said a ditch. You, however, can go fall in an abyss."

Josh: "I’m sad you said so. You tell me to fall down a bottomless hole and not even come with me to keep me company."

Eri: "I’m not whiny!"

Josh; "I don’t care HOW pissed he is!"

Josh: "Neku, we’re at your house. We’ll be sleeping in your bed until you get here, and your mother doesn’t seem to mind, so see you here."

Neku: "Shiki, you’re overreacting. And I’m about to see her. She’s in my bed."

Beat: "Ah, Neku, you playa! Already got the girl up in yo bed, no exclamation or nothin’."

Neku: "Shiki, you’re REALLY overreacting. Beat, the WORD is explanation, and I’m not at my house. She’s with Josh, sleeping. IN. MY. BED. And I’m going there to make them vacate immediately."

Beat: "So prissy boy is the playa? Weird. I always thought dude was a homo."

Neku: "THE WORD IS DISINFECT!"

~Fruits Basket Fan fiction~

Ayame: "Dearest brother, I am here! I sense you are distressed, and I have come to help you!"

Yuki: "What? To help me become more stressed?"

Kyo and Momiji: "Shut up, Mr. Cranky Pants!"

Kyo: "There’s a bright side to all this, Yuki!"

Yuki: "Oh yeah, what’s that?"

Kyo: "I don’t know. I haven’t thought that hard…"

Kyo: "Hey, Yuki, you ok?"

Yuki: "No, because I just got hit in the head with a suitcase."

Kyo: "But I got this cool double helmet! It is pretty small, though…"

Yuki: "The only small thing is your brain! That’s a bra, you idiot!"

Kyo: "Smart people don’t need to think!"

Yuki: "And stupid people don’t know how."

Kyo: "Friends don’t call friends names!"

Yuki: "Too bad I’m not your friend, isn’t it?"

Yuki: "You love toying with me, don’t you?"

Kyo: "That’s what friends do."

Yuki: "I must not know the meaning of friendship."

Yuki: "No more American-grade cartoons for you, Kyo."

Ayame: "Yuki, you meanie!"

Yuki: "You are some type of dimwit."

Kyo: "What are we playing?"

Momiji: "We’re playing...I forgot. But I know it’s fun!"

Yuki: "You want us to play a game when even you don’t know what it is?"

Momiji: "Yep!"

Momiji: "Yuki, you look so small compared to Kyo."

Yuki: "I don’t need your commentary, rabbit."

Ayame: "Oh dear. I lost at a child’s game."

Yuki: "You, of all people, have no reason to call something childish."

Momiji: "You know you cheated." (Oh wow XD)

Ayame: "I’m sorry, Yuki, but Kyo does have a good point."

Yuki: "You mind telling me whose side you’re on?"

Kyo: "Ooh! Permission to squeal?"

Yuki: "I don’t think so."

Ayame: "Hold it, Teenage Casanova."

Kyo: "You’re such a cynic, Yuki."

Yuki: "Takes one to know one."

Kyo: "Through it all we still remained friends."

Yuki: "Yeah, if we were ever friends to being with."

Yuki: "If I do this, this’ll mean hell’s had a sudden decrease in temperature."

Ayame: "I guess there’s no such thing as normal in the Sohma family."

Yuki: "You would know, Ayame."

Yuki: "Are you out of your pea-sized mind, Ayame?"

Kyo: "You didn’t help me any!"

Yuki: "That just means I’m doing my job."

Kyo: "Seriously, if you’re trying to give me more brain damage, you’re doing a good job."

Kyo: "It’s not like I actually kissed you."

Yuki: "I’ve had enough of that for one week."

Kyo: "But I will if you want me to."

Yuki: "You must be kidding!"

Kyo: "I was."

Yuki: "Shut up, Ayame."

Ayame: "So mean."

Yuki: "And proud of it."

Yuki: "I hate you, you idiot cat."

Kyo: "Well, I love you too!"

Kyo: "All work and no play made Yuki a dull boy."

Kyo: "Yuki-hime."

Yuki: "Kyo-chan."

Yuki: "Fuck you."

Kyo: "I’d love to see you try."

Yuki: "I’d sooner die."

Kyo: "Man, I love winning."

Shigure: "You don’t miss a beat, Aya."

Ayame: "I don’t as a matter of fact! Thank you for realizing!"

Kyo: "So what goes on?"

Yuki: "Nothing you could comprehend."

Yuki: "You guys scare me."

Kyo: "Ha’ri! He made me mad, make him go away."

Yuki: "Momiji, if you’re going to talk, speak German."

Momiji: "But no one would be able to understand me."

Yuki: "My point exactly."

Momiji: "‘Tori is mean. And a stalker. He’s been watching since Yuki hugged Kyo-chan."

Hatori: "That doesn’t classify me as a stalker."

Hatori: "Kyo, believe it or not, I need your help."

Kyo: "Why?"

Hatori: "Because Shigure got buried in the snow."

Momiji: "Why can’t I help!"

Hatori: "Because you were yelling too, and that made the avalanche that buried him in the first place."

Hatori: "I should’ve known better than to ask you."

Ayame: "We retrieved our friend from the frozen prison we call snow!"

Kyo and Tohru: "You didn’t even help, Ayame-san."

Ayame: "Yes, I’m amazing sometimes, aren’t I?"

Yuki: "You only wish that, niisan."

Yuki: "I’m thinking if I can get away with homicide."

Momiji: "He’s taking Kyo-chan’s place!"

Yuki: "I wouldn’t take his place if he were dead."

Kyo: "I knew you had a place in your heart for me!"

Yuki; "The black part."

Kyo: "You think I’m suicidal."

Yuki: "I think you’re stupid."

Ayame: "I knew you cared about our relationship!"

Hatori: "Do I even need to ask?"

Yuki: "No probably not."

Hatori: "Ayame, what did you do?" (It’s funny because he automatically blames him XD)

Hatori: "That kid really has problems."

Kyo: "Oh no, am I a killer?"

Hatori: "Yes, yes, you are."

Kyo: "My life is ruined..."

Hatori: "I was joking, Kyo."

Kyo: "I could stop time!"

Yuki: "Taking the batteries out of all the clocks so they all stay on the same minute is NOT stopping time."

Kyo: (to Yuki) "Stop twisting my words, woman."

~Ouran Fan Fiction~

Tamaki: "Oh my poor daughter! The little devils are spreading to you!"

Haruhi: "Did you hear a word I just said?!"

Haruhi: "You are crazy. A stalker, no, but crazy. Insane even."

Tamaki: "Aw, I know that’s your subtle way of saying you care!"

Tamaki: "My lovely Haruhi is the one who came up with the theme!"

Haruhi: "Don’t brand my name on this."

Tamaki: "Mo~mmy!"

Haruhi: "He’s not far senpai! Don’t yell!"

Kyouya: "I believe you’re partial to fancy tuna?"

Hikaru: "Oh good, we thought you were dead."

Tamaki: "Go corrupt someone that isn’t me or Daughter..."

Tamaki: "So cute! Too cute for words! Just so adorably cute!"

Kyouya: "You started it."

Tamaki: "But Kyouya! You have to help me~!"

Kyouya: "No, Tamaki."