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HOLA AMIGOS!

OK SOOOOOO...

My name is Amna and I use this site to read and right fanfics about Harry Potter and Twilight series!

well my life is..urhmm..pretty complicated, and so am I!! I'm hard to get:)

ME, MYSELF AND I!:P


Activities:UrHMMM...hogging twilight TEAM JACOB AAAAAALLL THE WAY!! i used to be wacko about edward, and i tried to get my friend to act like him for me. result was, i ended up in hysterics and couldnt stop laughing with tears -LITERALLY- whenever i heard 'edward' for days :P:P so yeah that was pretty much the end of my being edwards fangirl!

surfing internet, and living lives on Fanfiction ( :

rocking out with my Zune. yes, i have a zune which is HELL lots better than an ipod. i tried ipod as well, but found zune to be more compelling. and thereyou have it, im also a gadget maniac!!:)

i have like, a million of other stuff to do, but i still manage to get straight A's...think about that:) so im a really REALLY freaked out student, and i really hate my self for that:@ but you know something really really weird?? I CANT HELP STUDYING! I GO CRAZY IF I DONT:( yes, yes, i know im mental :P

reading. i read a lot. too much in fact. thats how i finally got specs.

poetry! yeah i love AND write right poetry as well:)


Interests:that STARTS with TWILIGHT and ENDS with twilight...no question abt that...=D...buh cupple of otther things as well:
HARRY POTTER!!--sigh...still dint get over it..oh well it WAS a brilliant book...(the movie SUX)
Tennis--ROGER FREDERER!! i dun CARE if u lost wimbledon ull alwayz be the BESTESTT EVER!!
and ofcourse my FAV sport: FOOTBALL!! GO MAN U!!:D:D
school n friends...cnt live without 'em..
lets see, wht else...oh yeah-- FACEBOOK...MUSIC...TWILIGHT MOVIES...PRINCESS DIARIES...

Favorite Music:UHHh...i dunno...like, it varies, i mean...depends on my MOOD,really... LOVE R&B and HIP-HOP.

Favorite Movies:MANYYYYYY!!if i started typing just how many, it wouldd take about a 1000 years only to finish.
so in short:
TWILIGHT
JUST MY LUCK
PRINCESS DIARIES 2
The Covener
NEW MOON( coming soon)
GLADIATOR
tomb raider: Lara Croft
Boune Ultimatum
The Exorcist
Chronicles oF Narnia-Prince Caspian
The Mummy
A time To kill.

Favorite Books:TWILIGHT!! NEW MOON!! ECLIPSE!! BREAKING DAWN!!
HARRY POTTERRRRRRRRR!!=D
THE DAVINCI CODE!! PELICAN BRIEF!!
THE CAMEL CLUB!! ALCHEMIST!!

About Me:...still pondering who i really am...:P:P

in short :a complete fashion junkie...
this year i shall try to be more wholesome and shopp less (or get therapy)..all in all i think i am pretty human...eluded, stupid, psychotic, delusional, motivated, obsessive, harassed at times, victomised, exceptional, more ambitious than anything, and determined?? oh yes.

Oh Yes, Indeed. I am Made Of Awesome:):):)

a complete fashion junkie...
this year i shall try to be more wholesome and shopp less (or get therapy)..all in all i think i am pretty human...eluded, stupid, psychotic, delusional, motivated, obsessive, har assed at times, victomised, exceptional..


All the different lines Professors have made students write:

"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

"I will not run round the great hall screaming 'I've got Nargles in my hair' Just to see Luna Lovegoods reaction"

"I will not tell first years that sticking their heads down toilets increases their magical abilities."

"I will not tell the teachers that Voldemort stole my homework."



Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Dumbledore, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave other souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...


Copy and Paste

If you are Potter obsessed, copy and paste this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight, Kamai6,

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If your a Gryffindor like me copy and paste this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, xNymphadoraxTonksx. miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight, Kamai6,

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and paste if brunettes rock!

Copy and paste if you sleep with a teddy bear!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.


QUOTES

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. you jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I don't need your attitude... I've got my own.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

There's nothing wrong with taking to objects, it's when they start talking back that you need to worry.


When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

or

When Life gives you lemons, find people with paper cuts, then laugh hysterically!

or

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it, and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!

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High School, Boys, and Tubs of Chocolate Ice Cream by AnimalAddictions reviews
Bella is the hot, but modest girl, and Edward is the celibate player. Ok, something sounds totally wrong about that sentence. That's messed up...hot and modest? Celibate player? Throw Emmett, Alice and Rose in, and you've got hell on your hands. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Hogwarts With James Potter by blobbyblobbyblobbyi reviews
James has almost made it into his true love Lily's heart. It all starts on the train ride to Hogwarts in their sixth year. Tragedy, Humor, Romance, and Surprise is all included in this story. R&R LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,884 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Shower Thoughts by Tyem Marodyor reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders, Lily Evans and her two friends thought in the shower? It only takes one question, and they all want Lily to answer...and soap gets in Sirius' eyes. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A New Girl In School by Cocacoriola reviews
Warning: Do not read, unless you like poor grammar, lack of character development, and what comes out of the mind of a 13-year-old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,536 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Truth or Dare At the Burrow by beachbumyeahh reviews
Six teenagers, alone in a huge house. Everybody bored. What will they do? How 'bout a little game of truth or dare! Madness will ensue! Secrets will be revealed! And lots of embarrassing moments! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
A Few Detentions and A Story by Io.sono.Emilia reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans are both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're about to have an interesting year, complete with detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter, in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe sort out their feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 161,527 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
LILY'S DIARY reviews
"Want to go to Hogsmeade with me?" I turned around to tell him no, but he wasn't talking to me. James Potter wasn't asking ME. The atmosphere at Hogwarts is about to change with the arrival of Lola Dines. and not only romantically... multiple POVs. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.