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 If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws Do it one by one, don't look ahead! It was true for me! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday |
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Embossed by the wolf by kuramacherry reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella, and this leads to a twist in her fate. The predicaments which the future brings, makes things t to mention she has to deal with the imprinting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,157 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Will the Snake Strangle the Lion? by NumeralNerd reviews
Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,563 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Jailbait by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Four years is not a big difference, unless it makes the relationship illegal. What happens when the youngest pack member imprints on Bella Swan? B/S Non-Cannon, OOC, Rated M. Beta s Tayjay and Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 287,671 - Reviews: 4987 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Seth
Big Brothers by RedHann reviews
The Cullens go out for a hunt and Emmett and Jasper stay back to 'baby-sit' their littlest sister. Jasper/Emmett/Bella bonding. Brother/Sister fluff. Set after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. This will probably end up being multiple chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,400 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Suddenly by Jeramaya13 reviews
Draco Malfoy is now a Muggle doctor. During the nightshift, victims of a fatal car crash come into the ER and Draco works to save their lives. Little did he know, it leads him to start a friendship and connect with the daughter of the car crash victims.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,881 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What Draco Isn't Allowed To Do At Hogwarts! by Iceprincess22454 reviews
Hermione is setting some rules for Draco see what he does with them warning OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth Hurts by AlexandriaBlack reviews
Hermione Granger is entering her 7th Year at Hogwarts only to find out that she’s adopted. Struggling to find out who her ‘parents’ are, she’s going to be put to the test this year. What happens when everything you know becomes a lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,007 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
F off you twit Granger is MINE! by Skizzy16 reviews
War's over, time for teenage drama! Draco Malfoy finds his one true veela mate but Ron Weasley fights tooth and nail to keep her from 'the dark side' but that was Ron's down fall. Telling Hermione Granger what to do. ROMANCE! LEMONS IN FUTURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,547 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence, language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,108 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to REALLY Annoy Lord Voldemort by peace and joyce reviews
A Compendium of 13 Suggestions For Those With An Imaginative Death Wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
The Pariah by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Our Last Kiss by DiniLou reviews
The break up was hard on her. Possibly harder on him. But she wouldn't know that, because as far as she knew she was the only one who spent her evenings replaying all their shared memories. When he walked out of her life he took the light in her eyes with him. She couldn't move on. And he watched as it destroyed her. OneShot SongFic slightly to Taylor Swifts Last Kiss
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harriet Potter and the Perfectly Mistimed Period by LunaPadma reviews
What would have happened in Goblet of Fire had Harry been a woman. Founded on the belief that wizards are perfectly aware of what happens to women once a month and are smart enough to take advantage of that when resurrection potion ingredients are needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Vampires? No, not really by HermioneJMalfoy reviews
What do you get when you mix otters, ferrets, weasels,Twilight and Halloween? Light humor, give it a try. One shot. Rated T for language and kicking one bastard in the *****.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Lord Voldemort by Genuine-Discord reviews
When the Dark Lord saddles Severus with the task of editing his Will, Severus decides to disclose the 'valuable' information to the Order of the Phoenix. NO SLASH. 1SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort
The Start of Our Lives by xoxThis.Is.How.It.Goes.Downxox reviews
After a drunken one night stand, bushy-haired bookworm Hermione Granger finds out that she is pregnant to none other than Draco Malfoy. They begin their lives as teenage parents and learn to live together and maybe even eventually fall in love? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,143 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,623 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ask Voldermolt by LightningstormZero reviews
Dumbledore had forced The Most Evil Villan Ever to write an advice column. No, not Darth Vader, Lord Voldermolt! Watch him answer his many letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Voldemort
Trelawney's Prophecy: The Dragon and The Traveler by Kaien Brief reviews
Sybill Trelawney makes another prediction concerning two of her students. Just a random little Dramione one shot, please enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snuffles by aForgottenWeasley reviews
Draco and Blaise stumble upon a wounded animal who they take home and heal up. What happens when Hermione's animagus cover is blown? And why is Draco desperate to get in touch with her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,920 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's my room! by Dutchygirl reviews
When Hermione suspects that Draco annoys her just to get her to move out of the Head Common room, she decides to reverse his plan... until it gets a little out of hand. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,252 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunk New Year's Love by Alex. for now reviews
She hated him and it seemed as if he hated her.And on New Year's Eve she decided to get away from him by going clubbing with her best friends.But who knew that escaping him would be so hard? one-shot *OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Second Chance by Saratail reviews
After a horrible tragedy strikes, Hermione wakes up to find herself in the body of another person.. married to a man that she would never have even considered. Will she want to take her second chance to live under the given circumstances of her new life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,092 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mugglewear by wickedDiSaster reviews
It wasn't stubbornness that caused my doom. I always thought it was part of my heritage, part of me. Why stop wearing perfectly common muggle sleepwear just because purebloods found them extravagant? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing Savasana by tiredwriter reviews
I'm finally getting around to posting the one shot I wrote for Fandom4Tsunami, just so you know, it's pure fluff. Jasper couldn't leave without apologizing and ends up overhearing Edward's goodbye. It changes the course of his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I'll Do Anything by Gemsibob reviews
"Right, so after I left you at that club on Saturday night, I may have done something a bit, uhm…stupid." Hermione finds herself in an odd situation...what does Malfoy have to do with this? Dramione goodness lies inside :-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,084 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attack of the Spoons by SpinninRockstar reviews
Bella needs some cheering up when Edward is gone so Emmett comes up with an idea…. That involves ... spoons? WARNING! any brain damage caused by reading this story is irriverisble... you have been warned
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Hermione's Daring Liaison by Peppertails51 reviews
Hermione could not deny that she was the one who had initiated things. She was the one who had wanted to test the boundaries… and ultimately, she was the one who had wanted a release. She also knew that she would never regret what she had done.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caramel, Chocolate, Vanilla, and Sex by XxKinkyxX reviews
"A little Kinky much Granger?" he drawled slowly "Oh you don't know anything Malfoy. And before the nights over you'll be screaming my real name.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rules of Hogwarts by KunaiKurenai reviews
CRACK FIC/ how the rules of "things i am not allowed to do at hogwarts" came to be. Summary sucks but its hilarious and random trust me. PLEASE READ rated T for now but that may change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Death Eater Song by SneverusSnapers reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Death Eaters sing in their spare time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Risen Anew by Pandora181900 reviews
On Bella Swan's first day at Forks High, she trips over the door step. The smell of her blood is too much for Edward Cullen, and he snaps. Suddenly, she is thrust into a world she didn't even know existed. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,462 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
How other people could easily defeat Voldemort by EvilMentalHamster reviews
Basically Harry is making a big hooha about fighting Voldemort, i'll show you how other people wouldn't mess around and deal with this baldy bad guy pretty quickly. Harry would do well not to be so dramatic about things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Voldemort
I think i'm going crazy over you by ForeverRose123 reviews
Bella's at her Uncle's funeral when she sees her dead uncle next to her. She tells her parents and they think she's crazy and send her away to a mental institute in New York. She meets the gang and things will never be the same again. B/J A/Ed R/Em ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,220 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Death Eater Guide by die hard slytherin reviews
Good luck! *might add more in at a later time*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
All The Ways To by karahollymorgan reviews
WARNING! Please read Authors note, before reading actual piece. I don't want to have to repeat myself, if you wouldn't mind. This is 50 ways to annoy Voldemort/Death Eaters to the point where death or torture is on the horizon, and has your name on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Rising Phoenix by Bea's Beso reviews
Two years after the Cullen's leave. Bella is facing another heartbreak. Can the unique bond she has with Paul keep her from going back to being a zombie? Why can't they stay away from each other? What will Leah and Sam uncover from forgotten legends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,242 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Paul
Wait! Haven't we heard this before? by admiral jaye reviews
Let's combine every post Hogwarts 'dramione' cliche & see if people will still read it. Now I bet you're thinking: Why would I want to read a serious story where the author purposely uses a bunch of DMHG cliches? The answer is: got anything better to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Valentine's Day at Malfoy Manor by Professor Cassandra reviews
What happens when Bellatrix Lestrange gives a powerful love potion to the Dark Lord Voldemort? Hilarity, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The PlotBunny Made Us Do It! by Evil Narrator Ladies reviews
A mysterious voice, known only as 'The Narrator' has invaded the world of Harry Potter with the diabolical purpose of killing off every single character she can get her hands on. Weapon of choice? Cliches. Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.