Welcome to Hell...

Looks like an account of the fact that I'm having fun, I'll be updating I.L.C.K almost every two or three days now! I doubt you care, but, ah well.

I'm going to be updating my Zetsu(fem)Dei story after my SasuSaku. Sorry, but more than one thing at a time drives me crazy!

I have a riddle for you, can you guess my name?

Rhymes sing of me as a sad child,

while tales have named me after Thors thunder.

Who am I?

Ha ha ha, if you can figure this out I will do whatever you want, within reason.

Now, I shall turn the seat over to Zetssan.

Zetsu-san:Thank you, Suiyobi! Now I want all of you to know-

Shh, it's a SURPRISE! Heh heh heh..

Hey, Kuroi-sama, don't interrupt!

Shut up Shiro, I know what you're thinking and I won't let you tell the others now! They have to learn to wait.

B-but it's really importa-

Shut up! We don't owe those people anything! We are ninja from the Grass, we are way above them! We don't have to let them know a thing!

Aww, but Kuroi-san, we're just the same as them, they deserve to know that- wait. I know what this is about!

This is about the other day when I wouldn't eat that ninja from the sand wasn't it? THAT'S why you're trying to stop me from telling them about the big secret!

... What ARE you talking abo- oh, that. Well yes I am a little miffed about that, but that's not why. Why didn't you eat him anyway?

Well, Sand-nin tend to give me stomach aches. Their clothes are filled with sand, their hair is filled with sand, their-

OKAY, I get it!

Me: YOU GUYS! Fine, Kuroi-han, shut up, and Shiroi-han don't tell them. They'll know sooner or later anyway.

But-

Shut up!! Just shut up and let these poor people reading try to figure everything out!

Hmmmm, do I smell chicken?