Creature fic with Merman Will and cook Hannibal. The chef of a secret restaurant that serves up the supernatural for dinner gets its newest course. Will Hannibal filet up the merman for his dinner party? Not Beta Read. M/M Reader commentary will decide this story's continuation. COMPLETE

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Being convinced by Lavi to go to a brothel acquaints Kanda with the demon of the house, Allen Walker. However, this one-night stand evolves into something more as Allen proves key to Kanda and Lavi's goals and the hunting of a certain someone. KxA ARK

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

After John Watson was recruited to join an experimental project entitled "Operation Wonderland" things become curious and curiouser. Rated M for: future smut, profanity, and violence.

Tony and Steve discover they aren't aging anymore. So they take a sabbatical. And travel the world. And become a little out-of-touch.

Sherlock returns to John post Reichenbach and attempts to atone, but the memories of his downfall are fresh in his mind. Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/John.

This is not a relationship of love, but one of obsession. A sparring partner in times of mental anguish. A sparring partner intelligent enough to turn the blaring idiocy of the world around them into bearable white noise. Sherlock/Jim.

Thor used to reach for Loki all the time. There came a day when he did not, so Loki reached for Thor instead.

In the battle with Sasuke, Naruto is presumed dead. He awakes to find himself in a new land and will face new challenges with new powers. Watch as he makes a name for himself. I don't own Naruto so plz don't sue me!

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Wisterias stand for helplessness, plums for courage and perseverance. Jilted by life, blind, deaf and mute, they build a world of their own through each other in this war-torn castle. Allen x Lavi x Kanda AU

Ichiruki. A series of one shots on Rukia's hilarious mistakes while trying to keep up her appearance as typical human girl and Ichigo's many attempts at trying to help her adjust. Humour/Romance/angst/random/Crack. Current chapter:57- one week

/HiruRyo, ES21-xover/ A series of shortstories on Hiruma's and Ryoma's relationship following after MACHINATION. "Your Blood" - "'This book says we aren't a good pair.'"

Sadly discontinued Voldemort dies of a heart attack. Raito Yagami, new DADA teacher, comes to Hogwarts carrying a Death Note, being followed by a Shinigami and with deadly plans for the wizarding world YaoiHPDM

A feared killer spoken only in whispers, Itachi follows a bloodstained path that can only lead to his death. Naruto comes to the conclusion that he is a coldblooded monster, but is that what he really is? SasuNaru ItaNaru AU:DARK fic

Everyone undergoes outrageous tests to prove they're worthy of attending a very prestigeous tennis camp.

Sequel to Red. While Matt attempts to simultaneously move on with his life and hang on to Peter as long as possible, Peter fights to return to life as he knew it. Peter/Matt, Matt/Felicia, rated for language and sexuality.

Tired of vampires who sparkle? Wish Bella was less of a Mary Sue? Hoping in vain that Edward could some how be less of a pansy? It's all here in Twilight the Rewrite: How it should have been written.

/DNHPxover/ Harry Potter, defeated by Voldemort, is lost and found in Winchester. Picked up by a strange muggle with an equally strange orphanage, he is reborn to the world as a simple muggle detective: L.

After Karen's death and Peter's divorce from Mary Jane, Matt and Peter have a one-night stand that leads to something much deeper. Matt/Peter. Rated for language, sexuality and violence in later chapters.

AU ItaNaru Uzumaki Naruto was taken from Konoha at age 6 by a friend of his parents, after a mob beating. After eight years of one on one training, Naruto is coming back to Konoha to become a Genin. ON HIATUS.

Random crack parody involving your favorite childhood fairy tales gone wrong, with the help of your favorite and not so favorite Naruto characters. Contains Yaoi, Yuri, and mild language. Viewer discretion is advised!

Artemis Fowl watches TV... and gets a rather strange idea. Will the People go along with it? With half a tonne of gold up for grabs, everyone wants to enter... the Big Brother Establishment!

And Steve realizes, as he stares into Tony’s dull eyes, that it won’t be long before Death is back, this time for both of them. Contains spoilers for Secret Invasion and Civil War.

Veela!Draco. Draco and Hermione struggled to deal with the implications of their secret romance, the shed blood and broken friendships, but when both realize their love is based on a lie, they turn the world upside down for one last taste of lost passion.

Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster

Hyuuga Hinata is dying to escape the city. She's sick of deadend jobs, her father's dissapproval, her loser boyfriend Kiba, who wont take a hint, and the memories of tragic events. For complete description visit profile. Read and Enjoy.

Orochimaru and others wussed out instead of invading the leaf village during Chuunin. Now they are in debt, and Tayuya is as mean as ever, so they make the decision to sell her off as a mail order bride? Akatsuki needs a maid? TayuyaHidan Ch19 up

/HiruRyo, ES21-xover/ After dropping his "Devil's Handbook" Hiruma Yoichi goes crazy trying to find it, only to have it returned to him by one tennis-prodigy. Intrigued, Hiruma wants to know what can set a boy like this off and tries to get closer to him.

funny parody me and my friend made.Ryuk was writing some stuff down in his second Death Paper, which looked like a whole bunch of papers stapled together. When he was finished writing, he tossed it down the hole into the human world, screaming “BASINGAAA!

A deserted island, ten little wooden monkeys, nine regulars. One by one, they are killed. Warning: Character death. Obviously.

Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

One unexpected fall from a cliff... How troublesome can finding a cure to this get? NejiShika, ShikaNeji

•HIATUS• MultiSaku. Oh NO! Inui's created a juice that got dumped on poor Sakuno! Not only that, but now she has to deal with flirtations, smokin' hot regulars, and her feelings. Let the fun begin! –– NOTE: Author formerly known as Sasana-Chan.

After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.

A spin off of AnimeGir311's "Naruto....AT MY SCHOOL!" By AnimeGir 311 rated T for language. Imagine living with the Akatsuki!

these are the top ten ways to annoy Hiruma Youichi. WARNING: DO THESE AT YOUR OWN RISK. do not be stupid like Monta and decide to do these things without thinking first. PLEASE!.......that is all, please enjoy these short stories.

Unable to cope with the secrets and lies of his grandfather, Tezuka runs away from home with only the clothes on his back. After he gains stardom, Tezuka’s involvement with a certain azure-eyed boy draws him back to the life he escaped from. TezukaxFuji

V for VendettaDeath Note crossover. The world's best detective is asked by the world court to investigate Chancellor Sutler, and to gather evidence for his prosecution. Suddenly, the Old Bailey is destroyed, and another letter is on the scene. Codename V.

Muraki x Tsuzuki. An alternate plot twist in the King of Swords arc. Agreeing to Muraki's suggestion for a game, Tsuzuki includes a rule of his own, resulting in a torrid night... Rated M for graphic malexmale content and crude language

Think you can keep up with the pace of a Naruto Shippuuden-style battle? You probably can, even turtles can.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

What if godzilla was sealed into naruto instead of the fox? What would happen? Warning this fic contains massive amounts of randomness. So you might get confused, a lot.