Please don't do this when you're writing:

1.) Take people no-one cares about and put them with a main character to be original. OC's need to die off and never come back. If I wanted to read about someone else other than then characters in whatever series of fanfic I am reading, I would have gotten a new book instead of reading the aforementioned fanfic!

2.) Use completely screwed up spelling and grammer. The occasional typo is acceptable and expected but stories that either swear every other word or are written in AIM speak to the point they are unreadable is not acceptable.

3.) Cross-over fics and self-insertions. There are boundaries between the universes, get over it!

4.) People who take more than two weeks to update a story. If I really like a story, I don't want to wait three months to find out what happens!!

5.) Out of character-ness... I like the characters and if I didn't I wouldn't read fics about them. Write the characters in a believable way. If you don't like the authors set characters, write your own book!!

Fandoms and Pairings!

HARRY POTTER:

I like:

Remus/Tonks (#1 favorite)

James/Lily

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

I dislike:

anything with the following people in any other way. Remus/Tonks James/Lily (except for the occasional well written story)

Most slash pairings but especially Fred/George (threesome with at least one of each sex is alright if done well)

Anything with Draco, extremly minor characters, or an OC. The first two because I don't care, and the last because it usually sucks!

STAR TREK VOYAGER:

I like:

Janeway/Chakotay

Be'lanna/Tom

(7/Doctor or 7/Harry are good side pairings but not that interesting in themselves)

I dislike:

7/Chakotay must DIE!!

Kes/anyone (really guys, she's not that great a character)

FIREFLY:

I like:

Simon/Kaylee

Mal/ Inara

Wash/ Zoe

I dislike:

River/Jayne...just no...

most of the stories that break these pairings

TAMORA PIERCE (TORTALL):

I like:

Daine/Numair

Alanna/George

Raoul/Buri

Aly/Nawat

Kel/Dom

Neal/Yuki

I dislike:

Alanna/anyone other than George

Kel/Cleon

Jonathan/Anyone (I just don't care about his love life!)

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER:

Buffy/Riley

Buffy/Spike

Willow/Oz

Willow/Tara

Xander/Anya

Dislike:

Any of those people with a minor character or someone it is near enough impossible they would have gotten with.

Buffy/ Angel especially, Angel was such an emo brat!

Cut and Pastes that I liked!

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing your butt off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the visa versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, 43n5ic fr3ak (even if I'm not american I'd still ask), da-doink-doink, Leia

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

You know your in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

"Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today"

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

Then copy and paste this into your profile