Im me. I guess this here is a space to tell about me? Well here goes the impossible if you have never met me, which is more than likely...

Im quirky. Either i am one of the happiest people around drenched in all black or the most depressing one out there still in all black... either way black is the consistancy with me. I am the oldest in my family and im a chick. Let me tell you high school is NOT all that its cracked up to be... its worse... Im a strait A student and for that i bust my ass... but im not innocent by no means. See im one of the girls that have very very colorful language, will smile then all of a sudden your knocked on your ass, and then i can compleatly make you look like an idiot with your words. Needless to say my teachers hate me for that, but whats more fun then making a teacher, especailly the ones that piss you off, look like fools? I get much enjoyment out of it... and i am pretty damn sure it shows on my face. Im in a relationship right now, and i think it is going pretty well, all except he cant seem to stay out of trouble... poor fool... he needs to learn the rules... ah well. Anywayz, i am often described as hot headed, violent, foul mouthed, stubborn, sarcastic, bitchy and down right mean... but im going to assure you, im not all bad... if i like you well, i will end up doing anything for you... devotion is my middle name, even if i dont like you and some one i love loves you... automatically you are defaulted as one of my own and if you fuck with one of my own you get fucked with right back... i dont get back i get even... trust me... and i,for one, is not as stealthy as my boyfriends... soooo... yeah... im me... :P Nice to meet you too... BTW... my hair is dark blonde naturally, and right now its purple and pink... soon to be blue and black. My eyes are ice blue, and well, im just a compleatly pervy, funny, sarcastic... well, bitch :)

Haley

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile

Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all i care and why is he down there?? BECAUSE MY FRIENDS AND I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!

BEWARE!! GAARAXSAKURA FAN!!

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraya

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously." - Hatake Kakashi

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life." - Hatake Kakashi

"My first impression of you is that i hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"What I'm saying is, in the end, everyone is alone, right?" - TenTen

"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms." - Yamanaka Ino

Here ya go, ladies...the combacks you've always needed

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

NARUTO YO'MOMMA JOKES:

“Your mama is so fat not even Neji can see through her!"

“I saw your mama kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was moving!"

Yo'momma so fat even naruto doesn't believe it!

Yo'momma so fat even the byakugan can't see through her

Yo'momma so ugly she turned Orochimaru gay

Yo'momma so ugly when she walked by Hinata, Hinata yelled out "Dddddaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm"

Yo'momma so fat she makes Choji look skinny

Yo'momma so ugly she makes the Shukaku look cute

Yo'momma so dumb she makes Naruto look like a genius

Yo'momma so ugly she makes Karin look pretty

Yo'momma so ugly anbu thought she was in the second curse mark and kicked her ass

Yo'momma is so stupid she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates

Yo'momma so old Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot

Yo'momma so ugly she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again

Yo'momma so ugly when she stopped by Kakashi he used his sharingan to see if someone put a genjutsu on him

Yo'momma so ugly she scared the little kids in her village more than Gaara

Yo'momma so ugly she even scared Gaara

Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why Itachi went blind

Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why chidori and reasangan was made

Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

3. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

5. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

6. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

9. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

10. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Gaara: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Choose--me or ur life
Gaara: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Gaara runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because
you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I
love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything
for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE
my life.

Boy Girl Talk
Sakura: Talk to her!
Gaara: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Sakura: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Gaara: I just want her to know how I feel.
Sakura: Then tell her.
Gaara: She won't like me...
Sakura: How do you know that?
Gaara: I can just tell.
Sakura: Well just tell her.
Gaara: What should I say?
Sakura: Tell her how much you like her!
Gaara: I tell her that daily.
Sakura: What do you mean?
Gaara: I'm always with her. I love her.
Sakura: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll never like me...
Gaara: Wait. Who do you like?
Sakura: Oh some boy.
Gaara: Oh... she won't like me either
Sakura: She does.
Gaara: How do you know..?
Sakura: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Gaara: You.
Sakura: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Gaara: I love you too.
Sakura: So are you going to talk to her?
Gaara: I just did.

█ 10 suicidal
██ 20 cannibal
███ 30 vampire
████ 40 no mercy
█████ 50 no care
██████ 60 immortal
███████ 70 smexy
████████ 80 emo
█████████ 90 gothic
██████████ 100 pure evil
Thats 760 of pure awesomeness

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. .██ 10joyful
. .███ 20nice
. .█████30stupid
. .██████40happy
. .███████50smart
. .████████60brave
. .█████████70crazy
. .██████████80clutzy
. .███████████90loveable
. .████████████100anime lover:)
. .█████████████110me!

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║ (o)║ Music is Life

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your siggy

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, hayhayhiltz

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think Gaara is HOT, copy this into your profile.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25 My mother taught me flattery."Fat ass"

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Yes I took over the world when you were not looking-cat

-If you call me emo i will cry big juicy tears of blood and pain then i will die and i will be all your fault-me

-I am hawt-my brother (he isnt)

It takes 43 mucles to frown but it only takes 4 to reach out and bitch slap that mother fucker strait to the ground

-im not insane im just gifted

- wish you would break something perferably your face

-every one is programmed to hate me except the lucky dead few

-men dont have minds

-violence isnt the answer its a way of life

-who do you think i am? you? im not that stupid

-Men you cant love em cause they break your hear but you cant hate them cause they are too damn fine

TIME FOR A MATH LESSON

From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.