a collection of unrelated jily/marauders oneshots.

Almost all of the Great Hall saw what was coming the morning of May 2nd, 2017. Well, all except a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Weasley named Victoire.

She'd spotted him the minute he walked out the double doors. She sank lower in her seat but didn't stop staring. A part of her wanted to see his reaction when he saw her again but an even bigger part of Lily was embarrassed for being in the emergency room for the second time in two months. It was either a Christmas miracle or a Christmas curse, she hadn't decided which one yet.

Sirius is 99.9% sure that his best friend is dying. Why else would James Potter ever willingly skip Quidditch? Definitely not for a girl, that's for sure. -jily one shot from Sirius' POV because I love him and his friendship with Lily-

Sixth year Lily is home, sick, on Christmas. Can a visit from her friends cheer her up?

Sometimes she hated that Teddy was two years older than her. Born in the middle of a war her parents and her aunts and uncles bravely fought; also a war where he lost his parents. Victoire wished he could have been born just the same year as she was, for that would mean that he never lost his parents in the first place and they would never have been apart for way too long. TedVic.

It takes maybe two minutes before she opens the door again. Her make-up isn't done, but she brushed her hair, and it lies smooth and shiny on her shoulders. He wants to run his fingers through it and find out if it really is as soft as it looks.

It wasn't the first time Lily Evans wore James Potter's shirt and it certainly wouldn't be the last.

A warmth that lights up a dark day, the boy who brought a bit of brightness into a war and the girl who symbolizes what they worked for. Teddy Lupin feels the pressure of parents he never knew, heralded as heroes and not as people, impossible to live up to. Victoire Weasley feels the burden of being a beacon of hope for the lost, when all she really did was be born on a day.

"It turns out being head boy, your dashing boyfriend, and quidditch captain is quite the challenge." xxxThis was written for a Tumblr friend requesting the 'James calls out "Lily Potter" instead of calling out "Lily Evans' in public during an argument' Trope.

A collection of various one-shots based on miscellaneous Chocolate Frog Cards. (Cards 1. Dramione, 2. Snily, 3. Cedmione-Harmione. 4. Tedoire) Now featuring "Kiss The Girl" Teddy agrees to help watch Dominique and Louis for the night. Victoire quickly stays behind to help Teddy babysit and water fights, dancing, and a first kiss all happen before the night is over. (Tedoire)

Person A owns a flower shop and Person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says, "How do I passive-aggressively tell someone off in flowers?" James/Lily Flowershop AU.

Victoire's fallen for Teddy. She would tell him, "But he's my best friend!" One-Shot. R&R!

The '78 Hogwarts class—Gryffindors, mostly—gather at a pub to catch up when someone brings up who, exactly, was to blame for Breda Padgett's broken ankle, sixth year.

Five times Lily says she loves James, and one time James says it back. Cover art by viria.

One question has many answers, to the point where neither Lily nor James seem to completely know for sure: "Are you two dating?"

Lily Evans and James Potter go toe-to-toe, solving their issues the old fashioned way- through a duel. Lily Evans doesn't know what she wants but James Potter just wants to be good enough. One-shot.

If pressed, later, she'd say it was exhaustion that caused her to forget who she was talking to, and it was that same exhaustion which prevented her from foreseeing the inevitable fall-out of telling James Potter, "Ugh, no thanks, I hate flying." / Lily/James, seventh year.

'We came from the stars, you know. The matter and the elements that made it all up, that made everything up. The stardust and fabric that made life. It's in us.' JP/LE

In which Teddy Lupin learns what it's like to have a brother. A Teddy Lupin & James Sirius Potter bromance fic. One shot.

"We had a drunken snog. And, uh, no hard feelings, right?" Wrong. L/J, one-shot.

She needs him, needs a lot of things; needs to inspect his head for herself and make sure he didn't crack it open, because he's an idiot. She needs to apologize and berate, needs to trace his jaw with her fingertips, unearth the seasons in his eyes, taste his Quidditch-sky-laden lips.

Modern AU Jily/Marauders: In which there is no war, Lily is a Muggle, and the Marauders set up a bakery. Cover art by viria.

In the wake of the death of James' parents, his friends are nervous about how to approach him, as he's yet to cry a full week later. Bittersweet Jily moments ensue. T for brief, angry-James language.

While James is away on a mission for the Order, Lily confides in Sirius. BROTP.

A very pregnant Lily invites the Marauders round to help her entertain James. Somehow, this degenerates into 4 Jameses wandering around her living room, with her having to guess which is her actual husband or (horror of horrors) lose a bet against Sirius Black. For hpshipweeks.

The Marauders think the parchment James just dropped is a list of the places they've pulled pranks, but Lily knows better.

Auror training is not quite what she expected. [AU Lily/James, Smut]

She's about to turn and continue her journey to her dormitory when she hears Potter begin to stir. She was right about him being a light sleeper. James/Lily. Fourth Year.

"She too noticed, quite slowly and dreadfully, that the booth next to theirs was occupied by four troublemakers- one of which so happens to be the bloke she just confessed to having feelings for." Lily confesses and James overhears. (james/lily oneshot)

Sirius Black had never been the family type, yet there was something about the Potter's that he couldn't resist. Maybe it was simply because James Potter was his best friend, or maybe it was because Lily Potter had grown to be like his sister, or maybe it was because Harry James Potter had suddenly become his hope to keep fighting.

Because when all efforts at making the rounds schedule fail, what else is there to do but open a few Butterbeers and simply talk. It's here, in the Head's Office, that both Lily and James finally get what they need.

"Nuh-uh, Evans. No way would Prongs skip out on Quidditch with me just to shag you.": Lily and Sirius make a bet for James's attention. L/J. One-shot.

In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.

There are certain rules of magic that Lily Evans would very much have liked not to confront in one day. What began in Defense Against the Dark Arts between two people avoiding the obvious ends in the dungeons, the same two people not the same as they were before. One-shot.

It was called the Reginald Borage Grant for Innovative Brewing and Potionmaking, and Lily knew from the very start that she had absolutely no chance of winning it. LJOneShot.

Lily wears James' quidditch jersey after a late night working on a charms essay. Literally 2,000 words of fluffy nothingness.

What Mr. Evans found most intriguing about the situation was that Lily believed they didn't notice. She thought Mr. Evans didn't notice her sneak out the house, or that Mrs. Evans didn't notice how quiet her once vivacious daughter had become, or that Petunia didn't notice how she never read that newspaper at the table anymore. Lily was brilliant, but the Evans' family wasn't dumb

Jily oneshot: smut indeed. A chance meeting in the shower.

Written for LunaInTheSky. JP/LE One-shot. Lily's terrified of storms and when Marlene and Alice are away for the Easter holidays and not there to help her deal with it, Lily has little choice but to seek comfort from other sources... WARNING: Strong Sexual Scenes.

He couldn't understand why Lily Evans, Queen of I-won't-date-James-Potter World, was standing in the Gryffindor stands wearing one of his old sweaters that said 'Potter'.Her lips were a drug to him and the first taste gave him an instant high.Ch3 Pre: AN

"There's something you have to realise about a boy who buys you sweets that taste like torture, fights a branch duel for your honour, or lets you dribble on his jumper: a boy like that should never be ignored."

Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.

*::Hour six: I think I'm going mad. My fork traced circles on my plate as my eyes burned holes into the back of James' head. This was not funny anymore.::* -LxJ- One-shot.

The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.

James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot

The Marauders are up to no good. Specifically, the kind of no good that ends with Lily Evans and James Potter, tied up and drunk, with a time limit and a dare.

Lily's been having nightmares. Fluff that ends up smut.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

While at Hogwarts, James found Lily Evans sleeping in his bed three times. The first time, James realized he was in love with her. The second time he realized getting her to love him was hopeless. The third time she actually knew it was his bed. COMPLETE

Lily finds James after a particularly grueling Quidditch practice. LJoneshot ::Mature::

"Her heart is humming and her toes are still throbbing, but suddenly it's a good thing, and all those made up words start to sound better and better." M for a few swears.

Lily Evans is suffering from Insomnia. There really was only one person she could think of to cure her boredom. Of course, she should have known that in the wee morning hours he would have something else in mind.

"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."

Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.

In the heat of an argument we say what we feel, its only when you're on the verge of losing something you truly want, that everything comes to the surface. "You what' She queried, gulping at what he had just said, geez that was a reason to make her stay"

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

For a moment they only breathed, looking at each other. There was resent in his eyes and in hers. And then he said angrily, “I was in love with you and you know it.” James/Lily.

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.

L/J. The darkness makes this easier to say, the cadence of his heartbeat lulling me into a relative safety, and it rolls off my tongue like the most powerful kind of magic. "I love you."

Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.

James and Lily as Head Boy and Girl have been getting along, but eventually, they decend into a fight which threatens their new found relationship.

Tossing aside his manly pride, James decides to take Lily on her perfect Valentine's Day date at Madam Puddifoot's tea shop.

A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

Fevers were dangerous things, especially when Potter's comforting hands were nearby. [oneshot]

If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]

James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]

James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.