Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.

A fight with a vampire witch caused Alucard to go into deep slumber. With a new 'satanic vampirism' on the rise and Hellsing missing its trump card, Integra has to find a way to bring Alucard back and defend her homeland. Slight AxI. A little bit of PxS. 100 words drabbles.

500 years ago, before there were vampires, before there was Alucard, there existed a man known as Vlad III Dracul, Prince of Wallachia. This is where the story begins. The story about the woman who loved him before and after he became a vampire.

After mysteriously inheriting a decrepit property on Spinner's End, Hermione begins to discover she's suffered one nasty Obliviate from its previous owner.

In which a little girl and an old monster learn to trust each other. Rating might go up for later chapters.

In every Kingdom, there is an epic era that defies the boundaries of time and immortalized itself in the history books. For mankind, an epic era they will never forget has finally emerged. The war between humanity and Titans has finally come to a head. Love cease to exist in a time like this but they found it, and promised that it'll be worth it. Every stubborn inch of it [LEVIXOC]

She never understood what the look he gave her meant, until this day. One shot, completed.

Alucard has a nightmare. Integra has a paper cut. Seras gives dancing advice. Not necessarily in the same day, in that order. AxI.

Once upon a time, a queen wished for a child who was as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as ebony. Be careful what you wish for. AU. AxI. Complete.

Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules

Hermione knew that her brave professor would fall in love with her if she nursed him to health after one of those nasty Death Eater meetings.

She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between mis-numbered houses. Something to prove that magic was real. Eventual SS/HG. AU with purpose.

A series of changes. Severus Snape demands Dumbledore tell someone about his request that Severus murder him. Severus teaches Hermione Granger Occlumency to keep his secrets. And Hermione Granger's Patronus chooses a new form, something that only happens with eternal, unchanging love.

Set during Alucard's twenty years locked underneath the Hellsing mansion. The forgotten monster takes a moment to acknowledge a significant milestone in it's existence. One-Shot.

It is late at night in the Hellsing manor when Integra is shocked beyond belief. A funny one-shot idea I came up with out of the blue. Please enjoy! Rated T for a few bad words.

Lin and Tenzin talk about the return of his nation, and what it means for them both in ways neither thought were possible. Lin/Tenzin, complete.

Sugar and spice and everything nice, that is what little girls are made of. Slugs and snails and puppy-dog tails, that is what little boys are made of. And one who would make a contract with a demon-what are they made of? [One-shot, NO SHIPS; Unbeta'd, unchecked]

Integra Hellsing is lying on her deathbed with no other company than Alucard, her servant for life. Time goes into flashbacks as they both reminisce over what transpired, and how they both changed.

A collection of drabbles / oneshots involving Sebastian and Alexandra from Azii's Fidelitas universe, published at her behest and with her permission. May include fluff, considerable mangling of the characters, smut, and other adult themes. Sebastian x OC. Don't expect regular updates without prompts.

In Voldemort's world, the crime of protecting a Mudblood is punishable by death. Fortunately, there might be a loophole in their favor. You see, keeping an Unregistered Mudblood as a whore is only a matter of circumventing regulation, and the punishment is so benign that most officers won't bother with the paperwork... for a price. What will Snape do when he's the one to find her?

When Lin turned forty, Tenzin left a gift for her. This continued every year – until, of course, he forgot and his whole plan collapsed. Hinted Lin/Tenzin, complete.

Men break hearts Shinigamis dont. They get their hearts broken by breaking the rules. The hearts that not many of them have, and that none are supposed to have... A one-shot about feelings of a Shinigami OCxUndertaker Lemon warning

Ciel/Lizzie, Sebastian/OC. Another tale of a former life for Sebastian Michaelis. Ciel faces Lizzie thirty years after his disappearance. A trip to the British Museum and ...Mummies? A sequel to Libera Me. Will be rated M for later chapters.

Hellsing (not specific, but Ultimate universe most likely). Pairing: Alucard & Integra. "I dislike dancing, Alucard," Integra's mirth vanished when she realized what he wanted. Not giving in for a moment, he took her hand anyway. "Then allow me to do all the work."

This is a series of A, B, C meme-type vignettes set in the 'Fidelitas' universe. Sebastian and Alexandra are the primary focus. Consider this a sugar-coated version 'Fidelitas' for the most part, but be advised that there are some rather dark moments here too. Modern AU. Sebastian X OC.

A collection of drabbles and vignettes revolving around various interactions between Master and Monster.

Sometimes all that's needed is a little push. *Oneshot* Sebastian X OC. Ah, but read carefully, dear reader: for this is neither a cliffhanger nor a romance.

A collection of Hellsing drabbles, vignettes, and post scripts to other fics. Previously posted exclusively on my Tumblr blog.

Hellsing Ultimate universe, not long after Alucard's return. (Pairing: A&I) Life waits for no one and 30yrs is a long time to think through its tougher choices. A quiet winter walk is the perfect moment to make those long buried thoughts known before too much more time is lost.

Devastated by an abrupt abandonment, a young woman sets out to find her ex-lover. After feeble attempts provoke worse consequences, death seems impeccable. Fate has other plans, however, leading her to meet a devil-in-disguise working as the Phantomhive butler. Serving a prideful Earl, he also unintentionally serves as her salvation.

There have only ever been three women that Alucard has ever cared for; young Integra Hellsing knows only of one –and the legendary Mina Harker. So upon her coronation as the new head of the Hellsing household, Integra makes the shocking discovery of who the other two women are…

What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.

Pressure to accept courtship leads Integra to make a drastic decision. A/I (one-shot)

A dapper, elegant man dressed in black sits down over coffee with a student at a small restaurant to be interviewed for an assignment for her Creative Writing class. Her subject? Everything you ever wanted to know about DEMONS but were afraid to ask!

Romeo has never seen it. Never seen the lingering glances or the possessive smirks, never seen the bite marks or the limping gaits. No, he's never seen it. He's never seen anything but hatred between a Prince's cousin and a Prince of Cats.

In which I attempt to see whether it's possible to add another maid to the Phantomhive menagerie without her name being Mary Sue. M for rough language, lewd behaviour, Sebastian actually behaving like the demon he is and some fairly citrusy situations. Might be triggering to some: tread warily.

An old rival reappears in Sebastian's life, but a lot has changed w/in her since he last saw her. Harboring a secret & a sorrow, Sebastian uncovers her true intentions for constantly trailing him, the connections they share, & the past that changed her into a whole new being. This is the story of a Demon Butler and a Fallen Demon. SEBASTIANxOC. Warning: Mild sexual themes COMPLETED

There is a reason Integra is the only female you see working with Hellsing for the entire stretch. I don't remember a single other one. So, this is why. Possibly the only Integra story I will write, and a stand-alone. Set before Seras, but not by much. Rated T for implied sexual themes and violence and mild coarse language.

Hunger is all that No-face knows. And around Sen, he is ravenous.

Alucard made a mistake, and drops in unexpectedly to tell Integra about it.

Yet another take on the capture of Alucard. Similar to "To Possess" but a one-shot.

How Lin and Tenzin fell in love... and how they fell out. Lin/Tenzin, Tenzin/Pema

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

What they never understand is, it's all a game. Claude/Hannah

Every single pairing with Alucard is wrong. In this story, Alucard explains to Pip why and what he actually does. AxIxSxWxAAxP

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Manga-verse. Snippets of Integra's life and Alucard's existence.

Integra is sick with fever and Alucard gives her some much-needed company. Fluff, oneshot. *Will be writing fics with more mature content/subject matter in the near future, REQUESTS/PROMPTS WELCOMED!*

Unspeakables Granger and Snape are on the trail of a dangerous killer. But Snape is injured in a wand fight – his memory of the last few years, and his partner, erased. Granger and Snape must rediscover their partnership before another witch is murdered.

Alucard and Integra are stranded on an island together, and Integra is Alucard's only source of sustenance.

Two estranged individuals find themselves face to face one last time. Perhaps it is fate, perhaps it is just a regular trip on the lift.

Sebastian thinks Alexandra needs self-defense lessons. Alexandra thinks Sebastian needs to be taken down a notch. Destruction ensues in this 'Fidelitas' related one-shot. Modern AU. Sebastian X OC. Rated M for safety.

You shouldn't play strip poker with a demon unless you've got some magic tricks up your sleeve. Rated M. This one-shot is technically part of the 'Fidelitas' universe but it can stand on its own. Modern AU. Sebastian X OC.

Why would an exorcist contract a demon? Sebastian finds what he expected: a vengeful and determined master with a utilitarian agenda and a very powerful enemy. But what must he forfeit to gain her soul? Modern AU. Sebastian X OC. Rated M.

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

Integra figured her servant out at a very early age. Young AxI

Ciel wants to know about Sebastian's former contracts. Sebastian relates the tale of the contract that affected him the most. Not yaoi. Ciel x Lizzie if you squint. Sebastian x OC. Rated M for safety.

From Vlad to Dracula to Alucard, the No Life King reflects on himself and the women in his existence. These are my theories. ONE SHOT

Integra gets her drink on with Alucard. Presented in two parts.

It is ten years after the fall of Voldemort. Snape is startled when an attractive young woman seems interested in him. All is not what it seems.

They do not speak, and they move through the world in a bubble of silence. Quiet. But, for them, a glance or a touch spoke more than words were ever capable of conveying.

"There's a strange sort of resonance it gives off...almost like a tuning fork. Like it's singing to a certain part of our brain. A very old part. The part that is afraid of the dark, but can't look away."

Alexander Anderson has to sleep over at the Hellsing estate, for no specified reason. What happens when he can't sleep and decides to visit Alucard? Sleepy Anderson...means he's a bit distracted... random interaction

Even after a year of marriage and the birth of his child, Jin could still admit that he didn't love Fuu. Not yet. Jin/Fuu

They fit well together, this strange and otherworldly pair who walk the streets of Ikebukuro with a quiet confidence, laughing at their own misfortunes. Shizuo and Celty's friendship in one hundred sentences.

Once again, Hermione gets unexpected news from a late night chat with Albus and Severus. A/N: I had intended to write one long chapter to finish this off, but I decided to break things up and give you one last cliffie! Many thanks to my beta Jong Kahn

Alucard brings something home. Mother's Day one-shot.

He suspected her on the brink of adolescence;her features still round and soft like a child's.Whatever was left of her innocence would probably disappear quickly,if it hadn't already,he thought sadly There was only so much grief a human heart could take

Two professors, a conversation and the prospect of happiness. Implied SSHG.

He was hers. Only hers.

AxI. She moved like she was a part of the performance. Standalone.

3am and I had to write this down even though it is NOT accurate at all. Fair warning, really out of character, and humor attempt. Enjoy. Integra x Alucard.

...But a few of them she doesn't mind... 100 Drabbles focusing around Integra and Alucard. Light AxI at times.

A rare and delightful snow has fallen on Hellsing Manor. A seasonal one-shot. Pairings, you ask? Come on in and find out. ;

Itachi X OC oneshot. May contain spoilers? Sometimes the truth hurts more than the most terrible lies.

Is the relationship between Sebastian and OC really as meaningless as they try to make it appear?

They both are utterly unbefitting of the other, and yet their hands fit together so perfectly.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

He tastes of everything she was taught to avoid in proper society. SharonBreak. Oneshot.

Innocence. An interesting and alien concept, one that Kakashi finds intriguing... and thoroughly useless.

#3 of the 'Safe' series sees our beloved characters in the midst of the Final Battle. Will they both survive? Will they tell each other how they feel? Will Severus Drop Trou? We finally earn our 'M' rating! Many Canon facts were killed. sry. not.

Growing up means growing apart, especially if your last name is Hellsing. Manga-based.

Continuing what The Safe House started. Hermione contemplates what she wants to transmit, while Severus ruminates on the nature of kisses. As always, completely ignores DH and large chunks of anything else that got in my way. Complete.

A frustrated Hermione gets whisked away from Grimmauld Place in an emergency by her potions Professor. Hour after hour holed up in one room can take it's toll. Ignored DH and large chunks of HBP and anything else that got in the way. COMPLETE

Hermione stumbles upon a disturbing scene one night. One Shot.

Marriage Law Repealed? HGSS rated M for a reason. Complete.

Thirty years have passed, but does the same pattern follow? Post-Romancia Hellsing fic, AxI, very short oneshot, R&R please

Why did you do it, No-Life King?

One of Hellsing's soldiers has an unusual request for Alucard. Bizarre one-shot.

Integra tries to pinpoint the cause of her unease when Seras joins the household. Manga-based.

Young Integra does not like to lose. Alucard's POV.

Integra muses about what it means to have a tame vampire.

Ten years after the final battle, Severus becomes Headmaster of Hogwarts. Hermione has recently acquired Flourish and Blotts with the help of the wealthy Potters. Perchance two bibliophiles could meet and form a relationship over a good read, or will it t

Haru wasn't sure she knew all the rules to being a Lady's Maid, but she was pretty sure that falling in love with the Baron was out of the question. Especially when said Baron happens to be her Mistress's fiance. AU. Haru/Baron/Louise

Here are seven stories. Each the same as the last, but each incredibly different. Originally posted under seperate account. Drabble? If we must name it so.

AKA: Why Integra doesn't date. Warning: contains head-ripping, boy-ness, and Alucard going overboarderly protective.

When did Riza decide to follow Roy? Riza-centric Royai. Manga-based. Spoilers for how they met.

If Edger Allen Poe was around in the 21st century.

SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...

Integra sighed. You consider yourself a Rhett Butler? She wondered. I suppose if you really wanted, you could be anyone you choose. But don’t think I’ll be your Scarlet. No, not even I’m that selfish.

Waiting for death, Hermione meets an old friend she never knew.

A long time ago, 'de-aged' Harry or Snape stories were very popular. I wrote this little ficlet but never posted it since it's not a whole story. But, I've now decided it can stand on its own. Just a couple quick scenes, but amusing none the less.

Alucard makes a mockery of Integra's marriage. AxI

The Beauty and the Beast. The Beauty and Beast. AxI

He can fly. She can't. There's no pixie dust here. AxI

Fantasies are screwed. Reality is worse. Young IntegralVlad.

In Sir Integra’s Love Life And One Time He Lost Control Of The Situation. “Alucard apparently harbors the delusion that my personal affairs are his business.”

The dark side has triumphed, leaving Hermione Granger little better than a slave to her former Potions Master. But owning a body doesn’t mean owning a heart, and she must deal with the unfortunate repercussions of following her own. Dark DubCon NonCon.

Integra, Alucard, and Shakespeare.

Howl wasn’t worthy of Sophie Hatter, but can only hope that she doesn’t notice all of his shortcomings because now that he has a heart, it would surely break if she realized loving him was nothing but impractical. Howl x Sophie oneshot

Hermione runs into Professor Snape in the most unexpected place, and there shares in one of life’s inevitable experiences.

“I see,” she said pointedly. She looked him over, he did not look that much different from the day she met him. “I still don’t like what you’re insinuating, Alucard.” AxI It's unedited, but I'm lazy, and there you have it, so flame me.

Certain bodily functions unique to the fairer sex fail to enter into V's calculations when shopping for his houseguest. Evey is understandably peeved.

She likes the sense of not quite knowing whether she will win. JackElizabeth. DMC Spoilers.

Integra was correct about something. Seras Victoria was meant to substitute someone. A study of Alucard's reasons make a vampire. Set in volume 1 but spoilers for volume 8. Implied pairings.

". . .I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Professor, but black comedy normally ends in tragedy." Warnings for HPB; suicide.

Alucard and the young Hellsing leader exchange gifts on Christmas Eve. A younger Integra story. This fic is dedicated to my very good LJ writing buddy and fellow Hellsing fan, Kelles.Thanks also to snapdragon76 and sirhellsing for their valuable input.

"So we are even. The human who stops her aging slightly, the vampire who doesn't." An Alucard x Integral story for hopeless romantics.

"He always knew how everything was going to end up since the very day they met." Alucard x Integral. One Shot, Manga set.

A series of drabbles on Roy and Riza.

Freedom lies in the lights of the city... AxI ALL comments and criticisms are welcome.

Hermione attempts casual conversation with her hated Potions Professor. Oneshot

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.

Epur si muove, the wheel of pain, and then the wheel of fortune. Round and round, the merry hound, its eyes appraising torture… a humorous piece for the author, likely humorless for the reader.

One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.

Integral smokes, Alucard is obsessive and egotistical, and a crossroads is reached. Spoilers for end of anime, though it uses manga requirements for vamping.