Hi! I'm Amanda. I'm 15. I'm new on the site so I don't really have a story out yet. I've got a couple of ideas though, so you should look out for a jb story soon. : )

I'm not sure what else to say, so here are some quotes to entertain you while I think of things to say:

I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine."

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens to me.

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt…then it’s just hilarious.

Someday your prince will come…mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Be nice to your kids, they’ll choice your nursing home ; )

Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt.