What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.

Two shining souls have had their lights extinguished by their loved ones. Neither one thinks that their former radiant glory can ever be reaquired. Will they be able to find the sun again or will fate mire their hopes in darkness. NaruHanabi Hanabi

After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort

A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.

Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU

One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.

After 8 years of struggle, Naruto finally accomplishes his most important mission. And now he has to deal with the aftermath. Check Profile for Status.

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.

REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.

Another one shot series of the crew being their usual selves as well as Luffy and Nami's love lives.

After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!

There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.

A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.

What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language

Political!Harry - Uncouth, disrespectful, disillusioned, Harry Potter carves his mark in the Wizarding World as the prince of Slytherin and youngest leader of the Wizengamot. In the near future, James Potter will rise from the dead and ruin a few things.

21-year-old Sakura finds difficulty in recovering from Naruto's death. And as a conspiracy unfolds, everything she believes in becomes challenged by the people she holds dear. Can a kunoichi ever find happiness and peace?

Living day by day as a pretender, Uzumaki Naruto was known as the scorn of Konoha; cast aside by society. Their actions eventually led to the creation of a mask but what happens when that mask starts to crack? A Hanabi x Naruto story.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!

Naruto believes friends means popularity. Ino knows better. "To be cool you have to step on a few of your friends, just be sure you don't step on yourself". The #1 rule of the game? Mask your emotions and don't fall for the target. Easy enough, right?

AU. They're just a bunch of lonely kids in a hospital ward before he comes along: the boy with a smile like sunshine.

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

This is set 3 year after the war with the Atatsuki and Naruto is about to get a surprising new teammate to take the Chunin exams finally . NaruxIno ,NaruxHinata , NaruxSaku , NaruxHanabi ....NOT a harem.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?

It's a dark and stormy night. Pansy Parkinson isn't expecting Harry Potter to beg her for refuge and then faint in her flat. Nor is she expecting this to be the Christmas that her war-torn life begins to sew itself back together. P/H

The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!

As the seasons change, the bonds between three friends can never stay the same. Friends become rivals then enemies. Friendship becomes romance then love. But as the seasons always cycle back to spring, so can enemies become friends once again.

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

Hinata gets a computer virus that sends her e-mail to an unknown recipient, and it's homecoming week. The week people dress as medication, spinach does an interpretive dance, and Sasuke becomes a pimp. And just who is Noodlefox49 anyways? UNDER RENOVATION

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

In a span of four years, I learned to be a little less vain, a lot less loud and a little more thoughtful. I’d quit being a Konoha kunoichi, preferring to be an average, normal civilian.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Men are pigs. Sakura knows that, and yet she can't keep her eyes from her new neighbour. NaruSaku.

Things area never as they appear, and Uzumaki Naruto embodied this fact perfectly. Now, three years after the fated chuunin exams, join Sasuke, Sakura, and the rest of Konoha as they ally themselves with the hidden rain, and its mysterious Royal Family.

Hikari receives a box of Valentine's chocolates but doesn't know who it's from. So in the one month between Valentine's and White Day, Hikari struggles to realize and capture her love

Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory

Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?

After defeating his enemies and keeping his promise to the woman he loves, Naruto's life is happier than ever before. Life, however, can shatter even the strongest of men.....

Harry Potter goes to bed beside his wife Ginny and wakes up Christmas Eve in a bed that isn't his. Suddenly his life is full of Slytherins and family he's never met. When he realizes it's more than a dream, will Harry remain in the new reality?

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!

First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.

After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*

PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.

Twenty years after the end of the Dark War and the world has changed. There is no such thing as a hero, and if there was, Harry Potter certainly would not be one. A dark accounting is forged in the truth and tragedy buried amidst the ruins of ascension.

Its a fact that Naruto loves ramen. Especially Ichiraku's ramen, but a rival stand opens up. Its all friendly competition between Teuchi and the owner, but for their daughters its completely different, what does it have to do with Naruto? AyameNarutoOC

Her crime, unforgivable. Her fate, left in the hands of the one man she would live for. Ino's tale of sadness and despair. NarutoxIno. Ino Centric. Complete. M for mature language and adult references.

Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Naruto and Hinata left one night, their friends looked for them but never found them.Years later they find themself in a small town and meeting a 7 year old girl named Saiyuki,why does she look like Hinata but acts like Naruto?Pairings NaruHina and others. On Hold

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?

Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Banished shortly after the Sasuke Retrieval incident, for crippling the Uchiha with the Rasengan, Naruto is called back by Tsunade ten years later. But what’s this, he has two people with him. Naruto has a daughter, and an apprentice?

Shinji Ikari. Ordinary High School Student. Or so he thought. Everything changes when a weird girl named Mana Kirishima shows up. Nothing will ever be ordinary again. AU, AU, AU.THIS MEANS CHARACTERS WILL NOT ACT LIKE YOU WANT THEM TO.

What was the first thing you saw when you were born? Most likely, the caring eyes of your mother. Why is it that my twin sister was given that right and not me? The first thing I saw when I entered life was the unforgiving, dark ceiling of the morgue...

Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.

LightningHunter's Parody of fics we hate. Parody of badly written fics, high school fics, selfinserts, male pregnancies, people who can't write summaries, and unoriginality. Mrated for a lot of language. Chapter 2! Also features LightningHunter's flames!

Time Travel. Harry dies in the Battle of Hogwarts, to wake up in the 1970's: His Parent's Hogwarts Year. Armed with memories of the future he will do all he can to stop Voldemort. That is his goal, and this is his chance. His last chance. HarryNarcissa

In which little Naruto likes Sasuke's mom. On Hiatus.

"Dear weird book, Hi! Sorry about the name, can't think of a good one for you yet." Sandaime gives a young Naruto a diary. Wonder what he'll do with it? Life has just gotten a hell of a lot more interesting. Pairings, if any, are yet undecided. Ch 5 up!

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

In order to keep his family, his friends, and his village safe, Naruto will have to face down enemies like he's never seen before. Sequel to Being Found. ABANDONED.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.

He just stands there. His right hand empty, his left holding his lover. Triple Sec Liquor. ‘Oh god! Please! I was a good girl.’ “I was a good girl Daddy.” “N-no Sakura. You haven’t been a g-good girl.” He walks into her room. The door locks behind him.

A wedding sniper is at large. Posing as couple that's soon to march the aisle, it's up to Detective Yamanaka Ino and Sergeant Uzumaki Naruto to solve the case. As duty and desire tangled them in a web of escalating danger, will they be able to succeed?

Future AU Roughly 10 years after current manga. A scarred blue eyed blacksmith is found after many years of searching. He knows nothing of his past and his future looks bleak until some ninja come for him. Epilogue. Story Complete.

Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Old feelings die hard, sometimes they dont die at all. How will naruto react to the village that shunned him and the woman who stabbed him in the back. Rated M for mature and lemons in the future chapters. NaruxFemHakuxIno....SasuxSaku bashing

DISCONTINUED. NaruSaku. Naruto finally wakes up from a coma, but only to find that he lost his memories. Sakura and Hinata work together to pick up the broken memories as they find that the Naruto they once knew isn't the same Naruto anymore.

Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished

Through the windows of the Inuzuka Compound, six year old Uzumaki Naruto witnessed something he wasn't ready for. What exactly did he see? Better yet, what will he do now that he has seen it? Smart Naruto. On Hiatus.

AU Naruto and the gang attend the prestigious and well-known school of Konoha High. What happens when the truth is unveiled, Akatsuki takes a liking to Naruto, and Naruto's school life turns Upside down? Narusaku. Rated M for language and implied themes.

After the defeat of the Akatsuki, and the end of the shinobi era, Naruto is the only one left standing. He travels the world for years, only to return to Japan, to live the remainder of his days. Naru/Ino, other minor pairings.

AU. NaruSaku. "You had your dreams, I had mine. You had your fears, I was fine. It showed me what I couldn't find.. when two different worlds collide."

After the sealing is complete, the council gathers to decide the blonde Jinchūriki's fate. In the end out of desperation to save the child's life Sarutobi flees Konoha with a small bundle held protectively against his chest.

Sequel to Regret, Repent, Reborn. Minato and Kushina both have grown envious of those who spend time with their son. Hence they are allowed a second chance to raise him. Now history is beginning to change... Question is this. Will it be for the better?

Shinji Ikari's life is forever changed when, waking up one day, his Mom, Dad, Misato and Asuka found him waking up together with a girl. The icebreaker came when the girl woke up and kissed Shinji saying she is his wife, Rei Ayanami! An AU Romantic comedy

COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.

As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.

The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.

It started off as a way for him to get over Sakura. She just wanted to see the look on her face, when she saw that they were a couple. When the hell did real feelings get involved. Ino x Naruto AU-ish. Totally Complete Woo hoo!

These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.

Naruto-rich,happy,family,friends Sakura-poor,troubled,orphan,loner. When their worlds collide through one person, what changes between them from their enemy status? what do they learn from each other. Au highschl fic. pairings: Narusaku,ShikaIno,SasuHina

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

AU. Oneshot. Slight NaruSaku. The men's room is under maintenance and Naruto has to go to the bathroom really bad! What more could go wrong when he decides to sneak into the girls' bathroom?

Naruto didn't come back from his three year training trip as planned. How will Konoha react to his arrival after nine years? AU with some OOC, you have been warned.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

It all started when he tried to pick out the perfect bouquet for his crush, little did he know that doing this would lead him to love the rival of his 'crush'. Ino/Naruto pairing. rated teen just to be safe

Naruto is dying, he has five years left. A sad one-shot that will bring tears.

The Kunoichi gather to talk about random things when Naruto is brought up. The Kunoichi give their thoughts on what they think of him. Ino wants to date him and Sakura sulks. Eventual NaruSaku, but there's NaruIno, NaruTen, and NaruTema along the way.

Konoha isn't quite as sunny anymore. This is what happens when a clan goes too far. CHAPTER 1 REVISED

Lost in enemy territory and their chakra sealed by a mysterious jutsu, they have no one to rely on but each other. Naruto x Hanabi. Discontinued.

When the cameras stop rolling at the end of the day, will Naruto still be the perfect, innocent person we all came to love and know? "I'm an actor Sakura," he says, "that's what I do. I act." and yet she refuses to believe what she hears. AU NaruSaku

Naruto is banished after putting Sasuke in a near death state during the battle of the VOTE. Fortunately for him, his father had a backup plan for this, just in case... NaruTayu AU Sasuke and Sakura bashing OOCness in severe doses

Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing

The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

Before an attack at the Konoha Festival, Sakura gets separated from Naruto and finds a mysterious lady who turns her into a cat! Everyone soon begins to think she's dead or gone missing, but she's alive and...living with Naruto? NaruSaku, and others.

Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.

Naruto finds a friend in an unexpected place.

Weddings are special. Tears of joy, delicious food and cake, beautiful dresses and flowers. Not to mention Marines, pirates, stowing away, ship theft and cannon fire. Would you expect anything less from the Mugiwara Pirates?

Starts with them 5. Naruto and Ino meet as kids, how will things turn out in the end? Will probably be an epic story! NaruIno

AU. Naruto/femme!Sasuke. “Would you mind if I sat next to you and watched you smile?”

What goes around comes around.

AU To hide from her glittering and demanding lifestyle Yamanaka Ino decides to take an undercover vacation. There she meets a boy with big dreams and an even bigger heart. Naruto/Ino

AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!

-AU DarkNarutoIno- What does a person do when the ones you sought to protect turns against you? The very enemies that you been taught to kill turns out to be your only allies...

The Tokyo3 Academy is a high school for kids with rich parents. Shinji Ikari is there because...well, he's one of them! Shinji hates the place because of the stuck-up pupils and only wants out until he learns not everybody is as pompous as reputations say

The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.

Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

Naruto's back and he has a daughter?

The consequences and reactions of Naruto 'helping' Shion after the events of the Naruto Shippuuden movie. Spoilers. NaruShion, minor-NaruSaku. Complete.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody

Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.

The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.

AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

In her last moments, Naruto tells Sakura a story.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!

Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.

Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.

Betrayed by his friends. Betrayed by his teachers. Betrayed by his headmaster. Locked away behind bars until they needed him again. - Dark!Fiction

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.

ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes

AU. “Ninjas don’t exist. You’re in the Konoha Psychiatric Hospital, Naruto. You’ve been here for the past eleven years.” In which Naruto struggles to accept reality, and misses a life that wasn’t even there to begin with.

Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

warning! major fluff and spoilers from manga 367 and 382. It's my own mothers day fanfic for Naruto. Naruto has been alone and just wants to know one thing. What is it like to have a mom? four year old Naruto's POV. Oneshot. read and review!

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?

Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.

"I'm scared he'll follow in Minato's footsteps!" It only makes sense that the man who created Naruto's seal would be the one to go to for help when it started breaking. narusaku

This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

Reimagined, redefined. The old work unearthed and given new form, new life. "They fight for our sins, so that we may continue to destroy ourselves. How noble! How beautiful! Those selfless children fighting our crusades!" -IA Seldon.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?

What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?

It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.

I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."

What does Zoro see when he's lost or pretending to sleep? Somethings that he should never have seen, that's what! LuNa Fanfic Starts from Buggy to Thriller Bark and above, so spoilers may be seen! Short drabbles here and there. Enjoy!

For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!

Ino had already made the first move. She had the advantage. [True]Sequel to 'The Art of Unspoken Words'.

Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...

After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Sometimes you really do wake up and it isn't because you've had enough.

And Jpop is BACK! Ayanami vs. Asuka! Time to forget about the problems and just go with the flow. DANCE LIKE YOU WANT TO WIN! Or more actually, DANCE LIKE YOU'VE ALREADY WON!

Ino had always wondered why people feared the dark. At twenty two, she still didn't know why they did. All that mattered was she did as well. And it would soon consume her and there was nothing anyone could do about it… so she'd thought. [NaruIno]

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

How do I loath thee..? Let me count the ways... Eva X 10 things I hate about you. [AU] The story of the relationship between a shy whiny wimp, a loud obnoxious narcissistic and their friends, guardians, teachers and perverts caught up in between.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."

With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t

Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.

Rose Weasley has developed an interest in Legilimency and the truth about her mother’s relationship with Harry Potter.

AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.

A single blossom can hold generations of seedlings, but it was a solitary flower that drew her there, to the borderlands between heaven and hell. A tale of two lovers and a curious watcher. M for language and sexual situations NaruIno

A surprising romance springs from an unlikely source...NaruIno

Story is set after third impact. What happens to Asuka and Shinji after they wake up on the beach? AxS WAFF. Complete.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

Not your average AU fic, Shinji Ikari is transported to an alternative universe in his fight against the 12th angel. A timid Asuka, a Rei who wears her emotions on her sleeve, oh the humanity! Warning EXTREME OOC

Saying nothing is an art unto itself. Sequel to 'The Forgetting Game'. InoxNaruto

Do you mind if I take this seat right here? Because you're sitting alone. AU. Slight NaruIno.

Now that Keitaro aquired 2 daughters suddenly out of no where? How will the LH universe change? Watch the new family as they go on with life in the Hinatasou[61st chapter:Reminiscence]

He said, ‘Naruto, if you’re considered old enough to kill for your village, then you’re old enough to drink whatever the hell you want.’ Oneshot InoxNaruto

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

Keitaro meets a new girl, who asks to move into Hinata House. Once there, she sets a goal. She has a plan, but will the outcome be what she was expecting?

What if Iruka had tried to kill Naruto on that night? Where would Naruto be now? Naruto as the embodiment of Evil, as a Demon, as Uzumaki Naruto, Demon Fox. Dark, lots of death and stuff

AU that starts before the anime or manga. A forced engagment, random turtle demons, throw in some new characters, plus an explination of several people's pasts...well... guess you'll have to read it and see...CHAPTER 23 UP. Fini.

AU. Slytherin!Harry. What happens to the Wizarding World when Bellatrix and others discover the news of her inability to bear magical children? An enraged Dark Lord falls, and a small boy becomes missing: Harry. COMPLETE.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

A rainy night. A chance encounter. An error in judgment. The fallout from that decision... COMPLETE.

A strange tale about Harry and an addiction. Implied HHR? It will get 'very' explicit in later installments, thus the M rating. Good or bad, comments are always welcome! Last chapter posted!

Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry

A little something about a little someone accompanied by a littler someone for one day. ONESHOT! oh yeah...my first attempt at humor. PARDON OOC'S!

What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

Continuing the story of the Aoyamas, Keitaro and Motoko.

Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.

No matter how great the pirate, every King's reign must come to a bloody end... even Luffy's. How will the rubber man spend his last hours? LN

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

In the ruins of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Dark Lord and the Headmaster have one last talk.

Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]

Keitaro wonders if his Toudai dream is just an illusion, and the person who gets him to doubt his entire life up till this point is none other than a certain swordswoman. [MotKei] (will be rewritten)

After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.

Another take on "What if Keitaro and Motoko were forced to marry?" COMPLETED

Hidden by the darkness of the night, concealed from the minds of all who would see him, a special man goes about a twisted purpose. These are the adventures of... the Panty Raider! Pg-13 for..what else? Ecchi humor! ^_^ [complete]