Hello. My name is Hannah...if u care to call me that despite the pen name...and Im 16. I live in the middle of nowhere Maryland. It sucks. My best friend lives rite down the road, so things don't suck as bad... But then there's the crappy family issues. Any way figure I might as well get this crap over with. (don't i sound pleasant?)

1. My favorite color(s) is any color considered "burnt". It's when they are almost black and have the original color seep through. So, recap- burnt blue- dark and deep blue that is almost black, but you can still see the blue, got it?

2.I love horses (idk HOW that happened, but it did. don't judge) I have on that is a Hanoverian/ Arab and is Grey. And an asshole...sometimes. ANd mygrandads horse is perty nice, shes a palomino pait quarter horse:)

3. Well, seeing as we're focusing on the dumb and most times annoying "whats your favorite..." question might as well continue. My favorite books to read (if you would have me call them favorite) are any manga/ book that has action, gore, and romance. Same goes for books. And movies.

4. Let's see, favorite things to listen to ...rock. Actually, anything I feel like listening to. Deal with it.

5. If I had a boyfriend, he would have to understand me, want me for me, and doesn't always ARGUE WITH ME! (cuz he knows I will end up being right even before it started.) And I am now taken BITCHES! I love him to death (haha whoever gets the song will gets a cookie!)

6. Now here are a couple sayings that I think that describe me. Live with it if you know it. I don't care, and fine be pissed...

a. Sometimes my life is so boring, I have to laugh. I may end up in the insane asylum but I'll have a hellofa lot of fun on the way.

b. I used to be sane...but then I met the people I call my friends. (or the other way around, idk...we all crazy.)

c. to be honest...im a liar

d. im on my period so i can legally KILL YOU!

e. we. all. act. goofy.

f. trust the insane ones- they're ALWAYS right.

g. Follow me, im lost too.

h. jehovas witnesses in a nutshell- knock knock shit happens

i. ur a retard...but i love you. (to my bff caitlin!! HAHA)

j. STUPID SHINY VOLVO OWNER!!

k. I wish i knew how to fall out of love.

l. i love him...hes happy...he likes her...LIFE SUCKS

m. every song reminds me of you

n. sometimes i wonder wether loving you is worth the pain

o. hug trees they have fewer issues than people

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92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,Saphiresage4eva Raiyne Daae

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (although I have to admit I'm the sort of person that usually loses...)

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Here ya go, ladies...the comebacks you've always needed

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

I got this from djk'.'DJBlossoms profile

So yeah, I have REALLY crazy friends, and i'm just insane and having really bad writers block.. Not clinically insane mind you. And, well, I guess that concludes most things about me. not that anyone really cares.

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Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,

Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,

I come before you to stand behind you,

To tell you something I know nothing about.

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,

There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;

Admission is free, so pay at the door,

Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.

The topic to discuss... The crime that has never been committed.

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

1. Sakura

2. Hidan

3. Sasori

4. Kisame

5. Itachi

6. Deidara

7. Zetsu

8.Pein

9. Tenten

10. Suigetsu

11. Gaara

12. Konan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

(GAARAXDEIDARA) Ummmm, no?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(KISAME) Sure the blue skin/ exoticness is kinda a turn on.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(KONANXPEIN) HAHA! A GIRL GET A GUY PREGNANT...? IT CAN'T HAPPEN...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

(TENTEN) Yeah I have.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(HIDANXDIEDARA) YAH NO WAY.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(ITACHIXTENTEN) OR (ITACHIXSUIGETSU) SINCE THE FIRST ONE WOULD BE...WIERD!!...AND THE SECOND ONE JUST DOESN'T GO...NEITHER!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(ZETSU ON HIDAN AND KONAN ) HE WOULD PROBABLY THINK GIRL ON GIRL ACTION WAS PRETTY HOT...HAHA

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

(SASORIXSUIGETSU) IT WOULD BE A...I HAVE NO IDEA...THAT ONE IS TOO WEIRD FOR ME...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

(GAARAXHIDAN) Yes but I would never read it unless it was in a multichapter story.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(ZETSUXKONAN) ... "He’ll Come Back" ...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(SAKURAXKISAME) Sakura starts out skinny dipping... Kisame is there…BAM BAM BOOM DEFLOWERED.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(SASORI) I have no idea.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(GAARA) Maybe

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

(ITACHIXKISAMEXHIDAN) Ummmm no...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(SUIGETSU) ...OH GOD KARIN!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(PEIN)... Sigh…..idk.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(SAKURAXDIEDARAXKONAN) ...WARNING: Girly Diedara.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(SUIGETSU ON HIDAN ) There are no words.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

(GAARA ON HIDAN AND PEIN)

GAARA: Hidan is his bitch, what more is there?

20) How emo is Seven?

(ZETSU) Not emo, just has a split personality.

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

(SAKURA AND KISAME OVER HIDAN)...Keep your eyes out for a new fanfic :D

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

(DIEDARA) HAHA...Well I did think he was a girl at first...

23) What would a One/Two baby look like

(SAKURAXHIDAN) FANGASM!

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

(ITACHI) He’s blind. HEHEHE

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

(HIDAN AND KISAME Siblings.)

Girl Talk

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and grip to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'