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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Hi. :) Updates Crawl: Strung: Lipstick and Cigarettes: Crawl Completed: 11/27/2012 Strung The idea came to me after spending way too long thinking of a storyline for Sakura and Sasuke. Sure, not very many |
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The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,387 - Follows: 13,101 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 365,871 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Reaper Like Me by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Sakura Haruno hates her job. Prospects are as low as six feet under, mortality rate is all over the place and she's number one on scary employee of the year. But people are being kidnapped and Sakura's got to learn to play nice with the newbie, Sasuke Uchiha, if she's going to survive finding the culprit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,801 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 5,330 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
How Uchiha Sasuke Romanced Haruno Sakura by Nakoujou reviews
"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,734 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2765 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Scarlet Scroll by SilverShine reviews
Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,018 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Actions Speak Louder Than Words by Danax reviews
Bed. Wrinkled sheets and she was tangled in them. Warmth had vanished long ago. It was just her and the sheets. Had it ever been real? she thought hazily. Main pairing: GenmaSaku with some KakaSaku. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,427 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sakura H., Genma S.
SasuHina Drabbles by Fairheartstrife reviews
Short stories, drabbles, one-shots and ideas revolving around Sasuke and Hinata. Warning: My brain tends to wander to dark and/or perverted, so these are rated M for a reason. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Hot Sauce & Handcuffs by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So, Itachi, I've been told you're dating Kisame-sempai. How's the sex?" Itachi never was good at just letting things go. Sakura Haruno was about to learn the hard way how to keep her big mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8531 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ultimatum by BWL reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4806 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Things A Man Doesn't Want To Hear by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
Shikamaru illustrates what it's like dealing with woman's insecurities in the bedroom. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Blood on Virgin Snow by PhoenixTears25 reviews
Tyson, Max, Ray and Kenny are vampire slayers, Hilary is Tyson’s girlfriend. But she is soon caught up in a vampire without understanding it and her life takes a drastic change for better or for worse…rape, AU, TyHil, KaiHil
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,821 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Life's One Big Cliche by CynicallyCheerful reviews
I am Allison Gazella Gale and my life's a living Hell. I'm emotionally unstable, boys who I've dumped stalk me! My father shows his true colors, this 'punk' finds me interesting and worst of all...I now live in the country! How bad can it get? Now Rated M
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 144,897 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Kai H.
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Birds and Bees by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Lucid by Rashka the Demon reviews
Sakura: "I don't feel like a kid when I'm around you. When did that happen?" Kakashi bit his tongue. He bit it very, very hard. KakaSaku Post-Manga AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Paper Crane Confession by trufflesque reviews
It all started with a routine physical examination. Eventual KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,384 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
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Strung reviews
They were invisible but she could feel them. Strings. They pulled at her limbs, contorting her body, controlling her actions and she couldn't do anything but think that the one pulling her strings was the man standing next to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crawl reviews
Ino doesn't want a hand to hold as she tries to pick herself up, so he stands behind her with his arms open wide, ready to catch her if she fell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 137,138 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete