TheNoodleIncidenthide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Thief Lord, Marvel, Hellboy, Trinity Blood, and Jurassic Park. This is the profile of the author formerly known as BlackKnight93. A new boom of fanfiction deserves a new username! SO CALL ME NOODLES NOW. The Noodle Incident is something from the past that is sometimes referred to but never explained, with the implication that it's just too ludicrous for words, and the reality that any explanation would fall short of audience expectations. -TvTropes I AM NOT A BETA READER. Please use the beta resources FFN offers, they're really some lovely people. With that out of the way, I'm Noodles, I'm married, and I write fanfiction to keep me sane while working a 9-to-5 office job. I love cats, cookies, and doing terrible things to my characters, even if I don't exactly own them. This account contains both the madcap ramblings of my teenage self by way of fics and reviews, along with what came after a moderately long break in my fiction writing. I cringe to read any of my own work from pre-2011, but I'm leaving it up. MY CURRENT PROJECTS! Come to Harm- I'm back baby! A little heavy on the violent themes, a little grim. Eventual Abel Nightroad/OC. Status: On Hiatus Second First Date- Owen/Claire two-shot for Jurassic World. So much fluff and so much steam. Status: Complete Think of Me- Owen/Claire with heavy introspection on both sides. Chapter 2 now up! Status: Complete probably. |
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If I Knew by LyraLynch reviews
The only thing that's keeping Loki sane during his imprisonment, are his books and the woman who delivers them to him. Set before The Dark World. Very loosely based on Shahryar and Scheherazade. There will be song lyrics in each chapter if you don't like it don't read it. M for later chapters. Loki/OFC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,678 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 7/23/2017 - [Loki, OC] Frigga
Taming of the Telepath by ilikeportals reviews
Let's be honest, we all know that Liliana's a dominatrix in her spare time, right? And Jace has been kind of asking for it anyway. Ignore the genre labels, let's just call it what it is, it's bondage kink for the sake of bondage kink.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Jace B., Liliana V.
Meeting at Iðavöllr by Midoriko-sama reviews
Third Edda in the 'Becoming' universe. A series of one-shots covering the occurrences that follow after The Thing and Snoggletog; gaps may span weeks, months or years. Updates will be sporadic. Rating will change for future chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,927 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
A Lover's Discourse by pseudanonymous reviews
Flynn Rider had always considered himself something of a sack artist, and unlike his literary namesake, he was happy to brag about it, too. However, Eugene Fitzherbert isn't so sure about his position where matters of the heart are concerned. Post-movie. Rated M for language, with a fair bit of implied sexiness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Behind Closed Doors by Manda-chan reviews
This is a collection of mature stories centered around the Fakir x Ahiru pairing. Each are one-shots and generally unrelated to each other unless otherwise stated. They may range from canon-based, to AU, and beyond. Hope you enjoy them!
Princess Tutu - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,187 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Fakir, Ahiru
Serenade by CSI Clue reviews
Everyone on The Avengers has someone special except Steve; that's about to change.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,149 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
After the Fall by SlimReaper reviews
After Loki falls into the shattered void of the bifrost's destruction, he finds more than he expected. Lemony goodness and non-canon fun. What can I say, I love it when the bad boy gets the girl. Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, prequel to Mirrors and Shadows. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Really Good Feelings by candysays reviews
M-rated supplements to Good Feelings. Each chapter on its own will be essentially a little PWP. If that's your thing, no need to read the epic. If M-rated stuff not your thing, these won't be necessary to follow the main story. John/Claire.
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - John B., Claire S.
Bless You, Autocorrect by Evie Specter reviews
Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
In the Heat of the Shower by MJ Huwaine reviews
Things are a little different at home now that Markle has a new friend to stay with. Sophie has changed without realizing but Howl's caught on. Sophie takes a shower to clear her thoughts and gains a visitor. RxR. Dedicated to SailorTasuki19
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Falling Water by Sevier reviews
Eragon feels alone and unsure in his role of ShadeslayerDragon Rider. His worry, and his aching scar, take him to the bath in Ellesmira to relax, and he receives a bit of help, some he created, relaxing. Yaoi later, Lemon, and maybe some violence.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007
If Sophie Had Let Him In by Doctor It reviews
This is a 'what if' situation between Howl and and Sophie based on my fanfiction, Howl's Moving Castle: The Aftermath. One shot lemon.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Need Your Touch by MJ Huwaine reviews
When Howl begins to act strangely, Sophie begins to wonder if what he told her was true. When she goes to ask him what's wrong and ends up finding that it wasn't something wrong...sequel to "All I Need to Hear" HowlxSophie lemon alert
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Avatar's Guide to Problem Solving by Masako Moonshade reviews
Got a problem? The cast of Avatar can help! Key characters now share their priceless advice and quick fixes for all situations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2005
Love Knows No Entity by piratewitch92 reviews
Love that cannot be but is. sappy-arse romance BlackheartxOC MAJOR Blackheart OOC
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,747 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
First Time, For All Time by Miss Late Bloomer reviews
A two-shot set a couple months after the first movie. In chapter 1, Evy has a secret to tell Rick. In chapter 2, the story earns it's rating. R&R please. FINISHED.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Pirates, and Demons, and Witches, Oh My! by piratewitch92 reviews
i took ghost rider, charmed, harry potter, and potc, put them in a blender, added 2 characters of my own, and hit blend. this is what i got. enjoy.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007
Return To Hell by spankingfemfatale reviews
Based on the movie after Blackheart is back in hell, Mephistopheles is tired of him acting out and decides he's had it. Fic written for me by a good friend, permission to post has been given. Warning! This story contains non sexual disciplinary spanking!
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Second Glance by Cold-Creature reviews
COMPLETE! A handsome redhead whisks Bruce Wayne out of harms way; and off his feet. Has Batman fallen in love with the hyperactive Wally West? Batman/Flash – BatFlash - Bruce/Wally Slash - Light Yaoi
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
We're Making a Purple Soup by Hollefine reviews
[Writers Anonymous Forum Challenge]Johnny's sick, and Blackheart's back in... a rose vest? Wait, what's going on here?
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Fate's Gleaming Arrow by Your Greatest Fear reviews
Wondering around on the out skirts of Gil’lead, Murtagh and Eragon find themselves attacked by these weird creatures. Eragon gets hit in the shoulder by an oddly colored arrow, its poison having . . . interesting, side effects.SLASH LEMON INCEST MxE
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Like A Virgin by Karrissarella reviews
Kakashi and Iruka have are highschool sweethearts. Iruka is reluctant and Kakashi is horny. Will Iruka meet Kakashi in the bedroom or will Kakashi have to go back to masturbating to MakeOut Paradise? fully summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Cops and Robbers by yaoi-rox-me-sox reviews
AU Link Lennings is a small town detective who leaves he little place to find a whole new adventure. love awaits our hero as he meets the man he never expected, and sometimes wishes he never met... Yaoi Dark LinkxLink Complete
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,074 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
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Think of Me reviews
[Post Jurassic World] Introspection. Owen and Claire each come to terms with their new, unexpected relationship. Heavily implied OwenxClaire. Companion fic to Second First Date. Rating upped for newest chapter!
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Claire, Owen] - Complete
Second First Date reviews
[Post Jurassic World] After saving each others' lives and watching dinosaurs fight to the death, Claire decides to give Owen a second chance at a first date. Two-shot, Claire/Owen. Rated for sexual themes and Owen's potty mouth. Might just be sweet enough to give you cavities.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Owen, Claire] - Complete
Come to Harm reviews
"If you can hear me, little one, I promise, as God is my witness, I will never let you come to harm again." Rated for sporadic violence. Eventual Abel/OC.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015
In the Eyes of the Beholder reviews
Guided by a note from her missing father, a young woman finds herself submerged into the world of the BPRD with nary a clue as to why. Movieverse, ASXOC. AU-ish, delineates before events of "The Golden Army." 8/9/15 EDIT- rating upped because I got a little dark in later chapters.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Abe S. - Complete
Tiger's Eye reviews
Twenty-two years have passed since Johnny became Ghost Rider and defeated Blackheart. Johnny and Roxanne now have a daughter, Angel. Why is this interesting to Blackheart? movieverse ENDED! 06/15/15 EDIT-I removed the madcap ramblings of my thirteen-year-old self. They were cluttering it up.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,711 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete