HEY

Name:Zamivixen

Age :TEEN

I am:ME!!THAT'S A LABEL ALL ON IT'S OWN(MUAHAHA-HAHAHA MUAHAHA-HAHAHA COUGH COUGH-WHEEZE-COUGH BWAHAHAHAHA)

Favorite colors:Black,Blood Red,Midnight Blue,White and Green,Orange,Midnight Sapphire & Silver

Music:Punk/Metal Rock,& many others.

LIKE: Anime,Music,ART,Dancing,Drawing swords & dangerous things,Designing ! ! ! !

X-x-X

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Ch
erry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, minivampire25,Kaylal101, 3DG girl,animelover12294

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

A highly possible theory: The Akatsuki are actually a modeling agency. I mean, most of them are pretty sexy.

Quotes: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months" - Oscar Wilde

"It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed, then to open it and prove it."

"Sometimes at night I look up at the stars and wonder...where the hell is my ceiling!"

"Sanity is overrated anyway."

"'I love you.' is eight letters. So is 'bullshit'."

"PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"First God made men...but then he had a better idea."

MENstrual pain,MENtal anxiety,MENopause,goddammit, all of our problems start with MEN!"(i love men and all,but this is pretty true)

Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents Dad and Mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "It was totally worth it"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes them self at home, and is the reason why you have no food.

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: has you on speed dial.

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff.(But that's okay, you have most of their stuff too.)

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a (very embarrassing) biography on your life story

Friend: would knock on the front door

Best friend: would barge right in and yell, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: you have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best friend: you already know they won't tell

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter

Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their on line buddies

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what your like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this goes in your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile.

Your'e just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you!

-"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but just 4 to reach out and slap someone in the face.

-I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.

-I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do? Kill me?

-Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

-Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!

-It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just drink it and get on with life!

- "No one dies a virgin life screws us all"

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!!animelover12294

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Here are the top ten favorite ice creams of the Pentagon...

Agents voted on...

10. A Thousand Points of Mint

9. Nukies & Cream

8. 800 Wrench Ripple

7. Taxation Sensation

6. Blowing S'Mocha

5. Taxpayer Crunched

4. Defense Contractors' Delight

3. Delicious Fictitious Budget Crunch

2. When-They-See-How-Much-We-Spent-The-Voters-Are-Gonna-Be Pistachio

And the Number 1 Pentagon Ice Cream Name...

1. Budget Fudge-It

"I'm warning you, if you so much as bruise what's in your hand, I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged, when you die you will no longer exist." - Kurama

"Tell me, how does it feel to be living in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei

"Go ahead, tell them I'm Yukina's brother, I won't mind at all torturing you to death." - Hiei

"I’m not about to die for the sake of you worthless humans!" –Hiei

"You talk, you die."-Hiei

"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."-Hiei

"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence (rocks are thrown at him) surely if you voice your grievances (more rocks are thrown) damn you people!-Miroku

"Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs..." –total hater who loves sesshoumaru

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese-

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasent.- total hater who loves sesshoumaru

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy... in a jar on my desk.- Stephen King

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun.-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!"-Jack Sparrow

I thought you would know better then to corner an animal such as a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Youko Kurama

" I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

"Have I ever broken the law? Well once I rode my bike without a helmet, so shoot me."-Sacred Rainbow Tenshi Yuki

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

The early bird catches the worm...On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten...

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!

Always listen to your elders...then do the opposite thing they say!

I can multitask! I can talk and annoy you at the same time!- total hater who loves sesshoumaru

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence of trying!

If you can't beat them, run for your life! If they catch you, pretend to be dead!

The one and only, want an autograph?

We lie to ourselves as a shield, because the truth hurts like shit.

For ever minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

When you love someone, their happiness means more than your own.

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them enough not to.

Just because a person forgives, doesn't mean that a person should or will forget.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not.

I don't hate you! I strongly dislike you.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Love...It can be wonderful, it can make great things possible, but it can be selfish, too, and it can be blind, it can make you hurt people without knowing it.

Sulkiness is contagiuose!

I'm not stubborn! I'm not I'm not I'm NOT!

1+1 is equivelent to 3 if you add it twice.

"I once thought of killing the sexiest man alive, but then I realized that suicide really isn't the way to go"-Itachi

"Did no one save me, just because they missed me?"- Jack Sparrow Pirates 3

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART.

Rocks and logs may bite like dogs, but words will never hurts me. I may not be the smartest kit, but unlike you, I don't smell like-

You know what?! Earth sucks. I'm going home!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(breathes in) HAHAHAHAHA...

Don't get mad, get sadistic!

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!

If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh harder.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

I have decided to be indecisive

Me and my friend Shikamaru here, we're the champions of sleep, anywhere, anytime, anyposition, we can sleep!!

Talk to the feet, the hands, ears, and face are now on vacation.

The book is called the End of Beginning, but on the back it says its important to start before you begin... But starting Is beginning, and you haveta START reading the book before you begin it ...But the END is the beginning ...Im comfused

How does it feel to be the dumbest person alive?

Sure I won't tell anyone, only the few million people watching us will know about your greatest secret.

My life is seriously fucked up.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wisgh to die, kill yourself.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Having the love of your life break up with and say "we can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it.

Love is the slowest form of suicide. Then why does it feel so damn good?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Everyone is intitled to my opion.

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.

This explains the slinky thing in the flashback down there... Some people are like slinkies... They're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile as they fall down the stairs!!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Dear heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter...

Would you cry if I left the country? No.
Do I ever cross your mind? No.
Would you hold me if I were lonely? No.
Do you like me? No.
I wouldn't cry if you left, because I would die.
You haven't crossed my mind, because you are always on my mind.
I wouldn't hold you tight, I would kiss you.
And I don't like you, I love you.

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

You know that every night before you go to sleep there is a person of the opposite sex who is thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true, not fake. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the 1 month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you but if you bread this chain, no one will like you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you hate Karin, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of
your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Oh no, that
hurts!

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

just felt like putting this up...

100 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE BECOMING/HAVE BECOME A WEREWOLF

1. The mailman starts to wear chain mail.

2. Your dentist is frightened of you.

3. Dogs around the place begin to smell your ass when you go walking.

4. Your own dog begins to piss around the house to establish its territory.

5. You tell your parents you want a bone for your birthday.

6. You keep hearing ants walking around on the carpet when you're trying to get to sleep at night.

7. You get visited by this big Native American figure in your dreams who gives you a can of dogfood and tells you to buy a flea collar because you'll need it.

8. Pets around the neighbourhood begin moving out.

9. Those pets that don't move out either end up mysteriously dead or even more mysteriously pregnant.

10. Some guy called Storm calls you and asks you if you want to go to some place called Eau Claire. (smirk)

11. Someone else called Warwick Moss calls and asks when and where he can interview you, telling you to 'come as you are'. (One for the Austrailians)

12. You look at your dog and begin drooling for no humanly apparent reason.

13. You fall in with a bunch of people who like going out every full moon, eating pizza and howling at the sky (UMP! UMP!)

14. You have chronic halitosis from eating raw meat all the time.

15. You don't need a blanket durring the winter months.

16. You wake up naked, five miles from home, and you haven't been on a pub crawl. (Where the fuck am I!?)

17. You begin rubbing your urine over your posessions to make sure your brothers and/or sisters don't steal them.

18. Your fingernails make masturbation very interesting.

19. You develop an aversion to dinner parties from all the silverware they use.

20. Your female partner complains that now you have one off night a month.

21. You can't drive or catch the bus since you get kicked off for sticking your head out the window all the time.

22. You begin to think that the werewolves from 'The Howling' aren't scary, but in fact quite cute and cuddly!

23. You can't hear the radio during the full moon because of all the howling.

24. When you walk down the road at night, people compliment you on your makeup skills!

25. You find yourself needing to shave every three hours.

26. You don't need your partner to suck you off since now you can do it yourself..

27. ..and they don't want to have sex with you while you're moulting.

28. Your girlfriend likes you because your fur gives better traction, plus your tongue is longer and more fun than your penis!

29. You stop reading "PlayBoy" and start reading "Talk to the Animals." (?)

30. You find the legs of your houseguests very arousing.

31. You never perform coitus interruptus, mostly because you can't get out for another 20 minutes after orgasm.

32. Your wife always wonders why there is no water in the toilet every morning.

33. You find the missionary position uncomfortable.

34. You watch nature documentaries instead of porno films.

35. You find that you're the one making noises during sex, and not your wife.

36. You dump your girlfriend for this ripe German Shepherd bitch over the road.

37. You don't need earphones to enjoy music on your I-pod. In fact, you don't even need to be in the house! (That is kind of a trick question sort of thing)

38. Your clothes, hat and sunglasses don't fit anymore.

39. You need to clean out your hairbrush four times per hour.

40. You find out just how useful opposable digits really are.

41. You're terrified of the vet from hearing about this thing called ... "neutering".

42. You don't go jogging in the morning ... you chase cars!

43. Your S.O. keeps wondering why their silver jewellry keeps disappearing.

44. You have this urge to be walking... all the time. (on a Constant, Always, Never Ending walk)

45. You can't seem to resist smelling fire hydrants.

46. You don't like to share your food.

47. You raise your leg to a urinal. (or toilet)

48. Crows tend to flock nearby, or follow you around. (Damn Birds)

49. You consider the Alaskan gov't as mortal enemies.

50. You turn around 3 times before lying down.

51. You run at the sight of a leash.

52. You growl at the neighbours.

53. You find it time consuming to sew tail-holes in your jeans, only to lose them the next night.

54. Cartoons look more like everyday dramas.

55. Your drain keeps plugging up with loose fur from the shower.

56. Fetch sounds exciting.

57. Meeting your hungry S.O. makes you want to throw up (for them - regurgitation)

58. The fur you keep vacuuming up is not your pet's.

59. Muzzle-prints on all the windows...

60. Worming tablets in the medicine chest...

61. Uses flea-powder instead of deodorant...

62. You comb your hair with a metal dog-grooming comb (yes, I do this... gets me some seriously odd looks at school!)

63. All the PCs and X-window displays in your office have pictures of seriously yiffy canines as the background wallpaper.

64. Drool stains all over the keyboards of the computers in (63)

65. You remember the names of people's dogs, but not the names of the people themselves. (Me)

66. Your URL hotlist contains only pointers to veterinary/canine sites.

67. You are on first-name terms with all the staff at your local veterinary clinic.

68. The major beneficiary in your will has four legs.

69. The lady serving you the fast food looks tastier than the food. (side order of tits please)

70. You get an urge to catch frisbees in your mouth ... alot.

71. The elastic in your underwear becomes a major problem.

72. You have to brush furballs from the inside of your clothes.

73. You look at werewolf morphing scenes and say to yourself, "That's not how it really happens!", and then you laugh at the movie.

74. You feel like shit during the New Moon but you're okay again by the Full moon.

75. You turn to someone on a plane and tell him about your nocturnal adventures, recalling in precise detain something you didn't even know about yourelf, until it's too late..

76. You wake up with a leg in your mouth.

77. You wake up with a leg riddled with bloody bite marks and chunk ripped out of it in your mouth.

78. You wake up biting a leg and ripping chunks out of it.

79. You find yourself unable to walk on two legs, open doors, type, read, tell the time, talk, and NOT sniff your own crotch. (I dont know why, but I wish I was flexible enough to do that.)

80. People run away from you in the street without any obvious motive for doing so.

81. You cried out loud when the wolf got shot in 'Dances With Wolves' and you sobbed for the rest of the afternoon.

82. You play Tangerine Dream's "Through Metamorphic Rock" over and over, howling in chorus with it.

83. You wonder how much it'd cost all up to move to Alaska.

84. You destroy every ticking object within a hundred metres of your bedroom because you just can't get to sleep.

85. You nearly die of suffocation when you walk through any perfume section of any department store, and sneze uncontrollably for the rest of the afternoon.

86. You make guttural grunting noises whilst rubbing up against a tree to scratch your back because nobody else wants to get fur under their nails.

87. You hang out at lycanthrope.com day and night.

88. You hang out on FurryMUCK day and night.

89. You get hot flashes all over your body, suddenly feeling faint, and something in your head is crying "Let me out!" in a dangerose booming voice that ecoes threw-out your head for the rest of the day.

90. You get an intense sunburnt feeling over most of your body, but you've not been out in the sun for days.

91. People hold silver crosses to your head when you walk into a New Age shop (which don't do much to or for you, by the way.)

92. You never have a full recollection of the night of the full moon. ("Something about.. meatloaf ?")

93. You begin to stop referring to yourself by your real name and urge your friends to call you "Snowrunner" or other names of the like.

94. You devote large periods of time at night before you go to bed to meditation to bring out the other side of you. (gulp)

95. You begin to create stories, songs, pictures and ideas which use the werewolf as a point of focus. Only about ten of them a week though. (smirk)

96. You save every last cent you have to make a furry suit out of wool and skulk around the house late at night frightening the cats. (my cousin when he forgets to take his ADD medicen)

97. You have dreams about this place called... Dover... (?)

98. You piss at a practically vertical angle, so you have to go by a tree all the time. (LOL)

99. You can't watch TV anymore because it's so damn flickery.

100. One night, you're sitting at home. Suddenly, you growl loudly and start to make other feral noises, and begin to feel very strange, almost like jelly. Your body begins to heat up like an oven, and you lose all sense of anything. Gradually, you come to, walk out the door, and espy yourself a mirror on the way out. Back at you stares the biggest damn wolf you're ever gonna see. And that wolf .. is you !

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"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There is nothing which can't exist." I believe that is true and whether you do or not, more particularly the NOT, does not concern me!

This was funny as hell, so I put it up.

The Facts Of Chuck Norris

1) The first rule of Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.

2) Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

3) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

4) Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

5) Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

6) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

7) Chuck Norris does not read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

8) Chuck Norris does not wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

9) Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

10) Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

11) Chuck Norris uses a nightlight; not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

12) Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

13) When Chuck Norris does a pushup he isn’t pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth down beneath him.

14) If a tree falls in the woods, does anybody hear it? Yes, Chuck Norris hears it; Chuck Norris can hear everything.

15) Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol, and won.

16) Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

17) If by some incredible space–time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.

18) When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

19) There is no such thing as global warming; Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.

20) All ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. Most however, just grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris.

21) Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection can result in blindness, and possible large foot–shaped bruises on the face.

22) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

23) When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to one … one roundhouse kick to the face!

24) Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

25) Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

26) Lightning never strikes the same place twice because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

27) There is no such thing as a “tornado”. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

28) Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

29) Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of sixteen. Seconds.

30) Chuck Norris is not only a noun but a verb.

31) The Manhattan Project was not intended to make nuclear weapons. It was originally meant to recreate the awesomely destructive power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. They didn’t even come close.

32) Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him.

33) Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared to question his motives.

34) Chuck Norris has literally beaten the odds. With his fists!

35) Chuck Norris can kick threw all six degrees of separation. Hitting anyone, anywhere – in the face – at any time.

36) Chuck Norris can in fact “raise the roof”. And he can do it with one hand.

37) Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know, except the meaning of the term “mercy”.

38) Paper beats Rock, Rock beats Scissors, and Scissors beats paper. But Chuck Norris beats all three at the same time.

39) Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight and the knife lost.

40) If you ever work in an office with Chuck Norris, NEVER ask for his “three hole punch”.

41) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

42) The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence.

43) Chuck Norris’ pulse is measured on the Richter scale.

44) Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life … unless it gets in his way.

45) America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

46) Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck–Norrisasurus.

47) If at first you don’t succeed … then your not Chuck Norris.

48) Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

49) Chuck Norris can taste lies.

50) Behind Chuck Norris’ beard there is not a chin; there is only another fist.

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