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Not much to say. I'm mainly a reader, and I'll give anything at least a few chapters chance. I've been thinking about putting a few of the things I've written up here.

The main fandoms I write in are Twilight and Glee.

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Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sins of the Father by bethaboo reviews
Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the same. AH Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,081 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,415 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,942 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Vocabulary Lessons with Sherlock and John by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A sequel of sorts to 20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them, an ongoing series of vignettes from Sherlock and John's life together that focus on obscure and little used English words.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,570 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,532 - Follows: 8,588 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Yesternight by Pastiche Pen reviews
A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Marry You by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
CP Coulter's Daltonverse. Rane one-shot. Shane devises a 13-step plan to propose to Reed.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Put Your Hands on Me by andhopeto reviews
Fantasy AU: When a boy is lucky enough to get his hands on a half-Faerie boy in an auction, he ends up falling too deep into something he doesn't understand. Full summary and warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Sea of Darkness by onceuponapurpleplatypus reviews
Kurt receives a phone call from Blaine, who cries for help and begs him to come over. He arrives at Blaine's house to find him turning into a demon. - A/N: This is my first Klaine fanfiction. Inspired by all the demon!Blaine spreading around Tumblr.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Hero by ckofshadows reviews
They say a man's greatest hero is his father. For much of my life, I would have said that was true. Up until I met Burt Hummel, that is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss the Rain by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine's car brakes down and he is forced to walk in the rain to Kurt's and arrives soaking wet. He has to change into some dry clothes, of course. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Slushie Aftermath by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
One shot depicting Kurt's reaction to Chapter 5 Sugar of 'Truth, Love, and Evolution'. Blaine got slushied. And Kurt only just found out about it. It is possible that he is freaking out a little bit.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Safe Place by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Kurt had never actually been punched before. Slushies in his face? Of course. Thrown into the dumpster? All the time, though not lately. And the daily shoves into the lockers? Duh. But punched…never.' AU Post Furt right before transfer Klaine Angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kissing Book by Threepwillow reviews
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Secret Santa gift-fic, total nerdiness:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Scribbles, Spies, and Little White Lies by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine and Kurt have been friends for months, and it's about time they were more than that - this is what Wes and David have decided, and, luckily for Blaine and Kurt, they have formulated the perfect plan to make sure it happens...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Pause by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine's got this weird window of time in the afternoons where he invites Kurt over to watch movies. Because he and Kurt are just friends. Kurt definitely doesn't have feelings for him. There's no way. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, HP jokes:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Next to Normal by Slytherclaw12 reviews
Edward and Jasper have been best friends for years, but Edward's beginning to second-guess his sexuality as well as his entire life. It's possible that Jasper is doing the exact same thing. SLASH. ALL-HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,939 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper
New Boy Blues: Expanded Version by angelbethy reviews
Expanded from the one-shot. Jasper, terrified of being rejected, hides his true self from his friends and family. When Edward moves to Forks, though, Jasper's secret threatens to break through the wall he'd so carefully built. Rated M for slash, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,403 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Jasper & Edward's High School Reunion by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Jasper liked Lord of the Rings. Edward was into Star Wars. They were best friends, anyway. A line was crossed. Feelings were hurt. They haven't spoken in years. It's time for their ten year reunion. Take out your light saber. You might need it. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Just Like Chocolate by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,809 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Morning After the Night Before by starfish422 reviews
Slash: The night before - drunkenness and an iPhone. The morning after - humiliation, a hangover and...insanely hot fantasies? A crossover appearance by QAF Emmett. Language/explicit sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Charlie Swan has been successfully keeping a secret from his daughter, Bella, for years. When her mother remarries and Bella asks to live with him, Charlie is finally forced to face his fears and reveal the love he's hidden her entire life. SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 131,940 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Charlie S., Bella
Verum Quod Eventus by stolenxsanity reviews
Jasper has a fated meeting one night that finally allows him to let go. But, will it only be temporary? Originally written for the “Tattward and Inkella One-Shot” Contest. OOC. Slash. JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,222 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jasper, Edward
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music Of My Soul by Addicted to Edward Cullen reviews
Edward Cullen is a depressed loner when he meets Jasper Whitlock. Jasper seems to soothe Edward's soul, but he has his own demons to conquer. Can Edward and Jasper heal each other and find the love they both desperately need? M for lang, possible lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,453 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
The Difference Between X and Y by LyricalKris reviews
Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Seeing Things by TeamBoyLove reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. Entry for the NO BELLA ALLOWED contest. AH/AU/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The trials and tribulations of tainted tweets by lobsters4ever1 reviews
Twitter can make so many lives easier …or so Bella thought. Entry for the FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Basements, Batman and the Art of Quiet Flip Flops by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
If there is anything that you should take away from this tale, it's that Edward is a smart boy, no cats were harmed and nobody, I repeat, nobody has a golden snatch. My entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
The More Things Change by bmango reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But is he still welcome there? Collab with theladyingrey42 for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Don't Mess With Mother Nature by yogacat reviews
Bella has a trip from hell that's also full of surprises. My entry for FML Contest. AU/AH Adult Content/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella - Complete
Aphroliete by UnintendedFrenzy reviews
Written for the FML contest. Bella Swan is not proud of the fact that she's a virgin, so she takes on a challenge handed to her by her therapist in the hopes it will ease her sexual frustrations. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
A Stable Romance by Iadorepugs reviews
My 1st fan fic. AH, canon pairings. Edward is a horse trainer in dressage. Bella becomes his working student. Will they see that what they need can be found in the other? Rated M for lemons later chapters. Winner Best Romance in the Jumbo Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 207,005 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silent All These Years by AndYouLoveHer reviews
Her heart and soul shattered and hardened by years of emotional abuse, his life an addictive train wreck. When boy picks himself up off the ground, and finds solace, he finds girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,521 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kindred by FarDareisMai2 reviews
2nd Place Mentalward o/s contest. It was heaven and hell all at once, because I knew no one else would ever satisfy me the same way, but I didn’t know if the monster would let me keep her. B/E. A/H. Drama, angst, maybe horror.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Boy Blues by angelbethy reviews
An "Indies First-Time Writer Challenge" Contest Entry. Jasper, terrified of being rejected, hides his true self from his friends and family. When Edward moves to Forks, though, Jasper's secret threatens to break through the wall he'd so carefully built.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Together, alone by leylastar reviews
Edward is a senior in high school with a secret - He's gay. When he meets Jasper, his life changes but with an already forced family life, will Edward find the strength to come out, or will he continue to hide his true self to please his father?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 10,465 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delta of Mercury by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Start of Something New by SunshineXD reviews
Bella and Jasper move to Forks. Why? Because Bella sees dead people. Jasper knows people's emotions. What happens when they get to Forks and discover others like them? Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Rose/Emmett. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,014 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
Boy Meets Boy by completely-cullen reviews
On the outside Jasper Whitlock is a high school jock at the top of the school social hierarchy. Nobody knows that he is secretly gay and in love with the not-so-popular Edward Cullen, who is ‘out’ and proud of it. Warning: JxE SLASH with future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Evading The Orbit by TrampyVampies reviews
Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Lunière by siDEADde reviews
TW/MS Alice's POV. Canon "Where Jasper and I were halves of the same whole, Edward and I were the same half. We understood each other more than the family understood us."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,720 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Alice, Edward
Three Hours at the MVD by SubtlePen reviews
Stuck at the MVD on the last day of the month, how do you pass the time? Rated M... AU/AH, just missed the deadline for the Tattward and Inkella contest...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Taking a Ride by AndYouLoveHer reviews
Bella works at an amusement park, Edward haunts her every fantasy. Upon meeting, they are forever attached. Ink, tats, and hot daddysexed out Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunting of the Sue by Mercury Gray reviews
Harry's stories may be over, but his adventures continue, no longer as leader in the fight against the Dark Lord, but as a Jurisfiction agent fighting alongside Thursday Next to defeat one of the most terrifying demons known to the BookWorld -The MarySue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jasper Fforde - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P.
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,591 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Form 1040 by giselle-lx reviews
Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete