I am aware that most people make decisions, but given that they're stupid-ass decisions, I've elected to ignore them.

MARVEL is LIFE

TEAM

CAPTAIN AMERICA

Greetings, mere mortals!

I am of a classified gender and age. I live in a classified area with a classified position. All you need to know is that I am awesomeness in all its glory and that I bloody save the world a lot. I hunt demons and travel through time with my magical wand and super smart buddy who solves crimes while I run the Maze.

Sebastian Stan is the currently ruling my life and is the CEO of my heart. His assistances include Everyone from MARVEL and Star Trek as well as countless characters from books (dead and alive) including The Maze Runner and etc. Obsessed with MARVEL. Obsessive, generally. I can't stop listening to Captain Amercia:The Winter Soldier Soundtrack (it's AWESOME).

I am a Sherlockian.

"Oh, look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."

"Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."

I am a Trekkie.

"Live long and prosper."

"Dammit man, I'm a doctor not a physicist!"

I am a Glader/Runner.

"It's kind of hard to ask a dead guy what he did wrong."

"Great. We're all bloody inspired."

I am a Marvelite.

"I'm with you 'till the end of the line, pal."

"I understood that reference."

I am awesome.

"I put the sass in 'assassin'."

I am powerful.

"Space is a disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."

I am cool as hell.

"If they kill you, walk it off."

I am glorious.

"You didn't see that coming?"

I am fabulous.

"You were made to be ruled."

I am cunning.

"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers."

I am introverted.

"This is my bargain you mewling quim!"

I don't stalk, I investigate.

"Because that tie looks really expensive, and I'd hate to mess it up."

I put the hot in psychotic, the fun in funeral, and the laughter in slaughter.

"And honey, you should see me in a crown."

I am the definition of awesomeness in all its glory.

"ASSBUTT!"

I am a walking encyclopedia of...many things. Weirdness is one of them.

"What if I told you that reality was one of many."

I save the world from mass destruction...repeatedly.

"Distracting you, stupid!"

I sassinate people on a daily basis.

If you're hotter than me, does that mean I'm cooler than you? Or if you're cooler than me does that make me hotter than you?

*clicks gingers and flips hair*

You've just been sassinated!

I am currently working on plans for world-domination.

"Who the hell is Bucky?"

HOLY MOTHER OF SATAN.

"I only work in black. And sometimes, very, very dark gray."

MARVEL MARVEL MARVEL MARVEL

"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."

I appreciate the time you have taken to obsess over me. May the force be ever in your Vulcan mind.

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