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In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy - GRAVY filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it and as a result turkey became the only food source for France; which is now called Robo-France 29. He was later KILLED BY THE CHICKENS! So, of course, you can see why he's angry at those chickens...

Months and months ago he came upon your neighbor taking the form of the Cybernetic Ghost Of Christmas Past From The Future, but he didn't realize he was an agent; a chicken in disguise. Sent from the year 9595; they had evolved big time. From beyond feathers their beaks had softened and they had acquired "synthetic intelligence" and appendages from the Chicken Black Market from beyond the moon!

He had to be reformulated by rogue chicken scientists for the rebellion. They crafted his sleek turkey body which allowed for safe passage through the time rift. The chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough, to us, marshmallow.

The Rundown
Name: Baz
Aliases: Wikipedia, Shogun of Harlem, Naitaka, Izzy, IMDB, Turkitron, Black Raph, Khalil Shabazz, Fernando, Mr. Monopoly Guy, Ernie "Chip" Douglas, McHammer, Eric "Rick" James, Da Boss, Eddie "Thunder" Storm, A Pimp Named Kannebas, Kann-O-Beans, The terror that flaps in the night, The best fucking wingman in The Business, Vatican Assassin, Bruh'man from the fifth floor, The last Horseman, The Sentinel, The stickiest of the icky, The best there is, the best there was, and the best that there ever will be, The man from another place, The Nation
Gender: Male
Height: Unknown (?)
Weight: Unknown (?)
Eyes: Unknown (??)
Hair: Unknown (???)
Race: Black/Non-Hispanic
Country: United States

? - Last known photograph was taken sometime in 1999.
?? - He has never been seen without Zurich Pilot sunglasses.
??? - His head is always covered.