I'd tell you about myself, but remaining as anonymous as possible is way more fun.

I write, and that's all that's all you should care about anyway.

(I probably wrote this a year or two ago and I came back and look what I had written and I can't help but laugh. I never cease to amaze myself in all aspects of my existence. I really could not be more insane the vast majority of the time. I could change it now that I've grown up a bit... But, I think the sentiments that I expressed here are still pretty fitting.)