I'm sorry you've reached the wrong number, please dial again.

JK, calm down spaz.

So, About me, ... hmmmm, well, I'm Canadian! Woot! And, now that you know that, you probably have a few questions about Canada. So I'll tell you:

We eh, talk eh, just eh, like eh, any eh, one eh, else eh. Eh.

Living in an Igloo isn't so bad.

Yes, I do know your buddy Steve. And I'm sure you know my friend Megan. What? You don't know each and every one of the millions of people living in your country!? Unthinkable!

So, now that were past the Canada part, I'll add another paragraph that you'll just skip over. = D

My past few years of life have opened my eyes to the real world, and now I have two ultimate goals:

1) The destruction of Westboro Baptist Church. Those people are complete freaks. I think you should Google or Youtube them, and then you'll see what I mean. How so-called messengers of God can proclaim that people they don't like are going to hell is beyond me.

2) The end of seal hunting. Don't give me all the shit about how humane the killing is. The very words 'humane' and 'killing' should never be used in the same sentence.

As for my writing, I most often write romance or Adventure/Fantasy. And sometimes, when I'm feeling like a real daredevil, I write both! (Pauses for gasps to subside). Anyways, I have a few rules about my writing that I always follow, and I think you should look at them before you read any of my work.

And so, as for write now, I'll leave you to go back to your fic browsing. I'm also co-authoring "Chronicles of a Question Mark and a Crackerjack" with AkitaFallow, which can currently be accesed on her page. Check it out, if you don't mind losing a few braincells. : )