Well, hello all you lovely people, and welcome to my profile page! Whether you accidentally pressed the wrong button, were actually interested, or just a very very very intelligent house dog, I've only written a few stories. My thinking juices have been stolen by my stick-figure ninjas which I drew on my friend's card for their birthday.

12th June, 2008: Finally cleared up my disgustingly bulky profile. Yippie.
30th June, 2008: Managed to clear up my brain, get more thinking juice (apple-flavoured, too!) and fix up my much-slower-than-usual computer.

Name: Which one? I've got a lot of names. Seriously.
Nationality: Korean / Japanese. Like, 12.5 percent Japanese, and the rest is Korean.
Gender: Guess.
Hair colour: Black (DUH). It's at this hair length so it looks too long for a guy to have but too short for a girl to have and people get confused whether I'm a girl or a guy when I'm dressed up like a human snowman. That happened quite a lot when I was in Korea for the Christmas holidays. Yeah, I know that information isn't exactly on-topic, but it's my profile, so there.

Fanfiction Status

▷ I've finished my first fanfiction called Cheater!. Apparently, FanFiction doesn't like me adding two exclamation marks in the title, and keeps leaving out the second one. Poor exclamation mark. I won't make a sequel to this one, just to let you guys know. A Lucky, or Tyki x Lavi oneshot.
▷ Ribbons has also been uploaded. A Yullen fic consisting of a brooding Yuu-chan and Allen coaxing him to say his name.
▷ Paper Planes has been uploaded. It's rather short, but that's the result of running on sugar, oranges and my music. A Komui x Reever fiction. I love you Komui!
▷ Chapter Four is up for DNA: Doing Nothing Appropriate for those who have been waiting!

Amazing (and Rather Stupid) Things I Have Achieved

Jumped out of a roflcopter wearing a pair of lollerskates.
Gotten the highest mark possible on almost every single one of my tests. Without studying.
Completed a standard Rubik's Cube without cheating.
FINALLY managed to pass Witch Doctor on Standard with Freeze Arrows on DDR SUPERNOVA2.
Won first place in the Most Random But Awesome Dance Competition between my friends and some other randoms who also joined by imitating Thomas the Tank Engine.
Woke up at 4 in the afternoon, then slept at 10, then woke up at 8 in the morning the next day. (I have the craziest sleeping patterns..)
Fold 1000 paper cranes, only they weren't made out of paper, but a figment of my imagination.

NABQUN: Never Asked Before Questions Until Now

Can you pogo-stick? No.
What kind of lollipops do you have? Green or blue ones. Only.
When will you update? Well, that might take a while to answer.
What is your most favourite word to say? Moron.
Say one of the most randomest things you've ever said.. please? I AM THE MOON, BITCH.
What do you often say when you're shocked? OH MY FUCKING SHITSICLES.
What strange things are you allergic to? Dresses. Skirts. PINK (colour). Meat-flavoured jelly (Spam Ham)
So, what are your favourite words to say? Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, Dihydrogen monoxide, pretty, spunkafantabulicious, scrotum, toe my god.