All Time Favorite Authors (this is immutable)((not in order cuz i wont choose))

-PudgyPudge

-EroSlackerMicha

Favorite Fics at the moment

L note - this is very short but its really good. its a deathnote fic and its on my favorites so please read it.

Name: Martin

Country: US (thats America dumb fcks! lol jk) (it is America though)

State: Virginia

Sports: Capoeira, soccer, basketball, is be a lazy lump a sport? i have recently picked up tennis and im good at it!

Gender: male

Occupation(s): Capoeirista, student, being the guy not to fck with at any time for any reason to indirectly protect my friends.

Age: 14

Hair: very dark brown almost black but in the light it seems alot lighter brown

Eyes: brown, closer to light than dark

Height: 5'2'', almost 5'3'' but sadly this is as tall as im going to get :(

Personality: dont really know... passive agressive i guess, protective, caring, loving, considerate, chivalrous, very funny(i make everyone laugh, even when they are mad), good friend to have, im good if you need someone to talk or cry to(mostly for girls, idk why but they always say that i make them feel better one way or another) or need someone to defend you in a fight(physical or verbal, i do both very well). This is all stuff ive been told by the way, ive never noticed anything about me. i have ADHD btw and Rick Riordan's thing about it being a demigod's battle senses kinda makes sense, cuz in a fight(physical or verbal) i notice the most random things about the situation and its saved my ass, and im distracted easily, i cant sit or stand still for any amount of time unless i want to concentrate(which is almost never), im implusive which gets me in so much trouble. oh, people tell me i can be very immature and they are right but i can be so mature when i want to, youd think i was a different person. idk what else to put on here.

Son of: Artemis or Athena; i like gazing at the stars and moon from either my window or laying on my roof (though im a guy and im very much into romantic love). im also very smart and somewhat of a strategist when i feel like it. i wish i had grey eyes though! thatd be so cool.

Favorite word (at the moment):

Most used word (at the moment): shutup (my sister is annoying the crap outta me!)

Something unique: im a guy but i love romance, drama, and comedy novels/films especially if its all in one film/movie

Something I hate: schoolwork, ADHD simply refuses to let me coexist peacefully along with tedious tasks set by stuck-up assholes telling me to shutup and sit still. i also hate when a female friend of mine cries, especially my closest friends; it simply breaks my heart to know that there is something in the world that could bring tears of pain and anguish to the precious orbs of light i behold to be the eyes of my female friends. if i ever find out why they are crying, the one responsible will be... im not gonna say anymore, ill just get mad and also scare people with the rest

Favorite Action movie: 300

Favorite comedy movie: benchwarmers or almost any jim carrey movie

just plain favorite movie: Let the Right One In. its a swedish vampire movie that came out october of 2008 in america. its possibly the best vampire movie ive ever seen. buy the movie, read the book.

song i like and their artest:

my immortal, bring me to life, taking over me, everybody's fool, going under, and good enough - Evanescence

addicted - saving abel

the game of love, feels like fire, black magic women - Santana

pretty much anything by greenday or nickelback (lol)

somebody to love, we are the champions, we will rock you, another one bites the dust, and too much love will kill you - Queen

i have alot more but i dont feel like listing them

business: kicking ass and taking names. (jk though it will happen if you mess with my friends)

Think of any Chuck Norris joke to tell, what is it? When Chuck Norris flicks you off, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Favorite PJO character: Annabeth Chase, i cant help it i have a fictional crush on her! i wanna meet a girl like her cuz im into smart hotties with a sense of humor. unfortunately, almost all the girls in my school arent too bright so i cant be myself around them, only a big flirt. i also like Thalia mainly becuz she listens to the same music i do, but im not a goth.

Favorite PJO pairing: read the fcking name and take a guess

Gods or Titans? gods duh! without the gods thered be no Percabeth!

Ranger, Knight, or Spellcaster? Ranger all the way, you wont even know you're dead till youre in front of hades and he's laughing in your face for being such a retard to not know you just got owned

Bow or Sword? both, if you try to make me choose ill shove the sword up your ass and shoot you in the nuts.

If you could fight in a war in any time period, what would it be? i would fight with the Spartans. "SPARTAINS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!"

Stretch your arm out as far as you can, what can you reach? your mom (lol jk, my desk or computer screen)

What is the last thing you watched on TV? probably southpark, but i cant remember

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? nothing, its nighttime you dumbfcks!

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? about 20 minutes ago, i was looking at the stars while laying on my roof.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? fanfics about PJO mainly Percabeth themes.

What are you wearing? nothing, rofl! jk cool your nips ladies. im wearing pj pants and a t-shirt

Did you dream last night? yes, its too explicit for this site. or is it... idk but idt the site managers would appreciate my lust filled description of my nighttime thoughts.

When did you last laugh? a few minutes ago as i was reading a PJO fanfic called "Percy Jackson and the Silver Pyramid by SeaweedBrain013, gotta give the guy props, its a great fic, just wish he'd be a bit more explicit and exact in the details. (if you ever read my profile dude i know you will recognize some things =p)

Appearence: idk... ive been told im cute by many girls and most of them went as far as to say im hot but idr think so. i mean idk how to judge myself, i just look the way i am. im usually wearing a tee shirt and jeans and nikes. im very tan but its a farmer tan and i hate it cuz it looks weird. when im pissed off, medusa would look like a cute little kitten next to my angry face. when im hurt emotionally, there are probly tears threatening to escape my eyes and i dont want to talk to anyone. im pretty athletic, i have a decent amount of muscle but, unfortunatly also a little fat that covers up like half of my 8-pack! it pisses me off! i mostly have a capoeirista's muscle build(bold are the muscles that are more emphasized): triceps, shoulders, pecs, abs, laterals, back muscle, very muscled legs (i also got those from soccer), and forearms. not much of my muscle is clearly defined cuz i dont work out but its definitly visible to some extent. idk how to describe my hair but almost all the girls who say anything about say i have nice hair so gather fro mthat what you will.

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Journalist793, Quicksilver11567, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

XDpercabethXD/Martin

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, XDpercabethXD

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Me and coffee not fun...:D

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory (EDWARD!!), Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten (unless of course if i forget...)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. I have

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

a friend will comfort you when your rejected, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?"

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

LONG LIVE OLYMPUS!!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I'm starting to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

i saw these last three poems and my concious was screaming at me to repost these poems. if you have a soul, listen to it, it will tell you the same thing mine has. copy and paste the child abuse and anti-abortion poems into your profile.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. ha ha

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Personally I find that I'm a best friend.

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his big brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

-shit... this really almost made me cry... i hate it when things people say can almost never affect me but things i see in writing almost always sway me...

93 of all teenagers would have a mental breakdown if they saw miley cyrus on top of a building about to jump. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the 7 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"

If you have ever ran up and down escalator, copy this into your profile. (It was the one at Disneyland, you know the huge one that goes up to the sixth floor parking area? That one (= Me and my friends were exercising. Hahaa, i didn't even make it to the top though. I just went back down (= )

If you have ever run into a glass screen door, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i always lose). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation,Shyn ShikyoKokoro, LFuCkToY, XDpercabethXD

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If a person calls you a freak and you say "What was your first clue?",copy and paste in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think L/Lawliet is the coolest fucking character in anime history, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes (that I stole or found):

Truth is always stranger then fiction.

death is but a door...it swings both ways.

I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!

Those that say nothings inpossable never tried to slam a revolving door.

order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.

death is for those with nothing better to do.

in the end the world as we know it dosen't exist.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.

They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

A day without sunshine, is like, night.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

BAD COP!NO DONUT!

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.

Elvis has left the planet.

Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.

Horn broken: watch for Finger!

I have the Body of a god...Buddha...

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”

333 I’m only half evil

Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent

I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.

Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.

I’ll be a marshmallow peep, Smash me nuts captain.

I don’t play dumb, I always lose.

Nutter then a fruitcake.

Spoon!

Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Cancer cures smoking.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I bet I can stop gambling.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Vegetarians taste better.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.

Elvis shot JFK.

So many people...so few comets.

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

You non-conformists are all alike.

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.

Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.

Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Spandex: A privilege, not a right.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.

Dyslexics of the world unite!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)

Forecast for tonight: dark.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.

If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.

My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

. I intend to live forever. So far, so good

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough

Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain

OK, so what's the speed of dark'?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A true friend stabs you in the front

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.

You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.

They condemn what they do not understand

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

i'm a bitch because i don't let you push me around, i'm a liar because i won't tell you my secret, i'm dumb because sometimes i'm wrong, i'm ugly because i don't look like you, i'm a slut because i like to flirt, i'm annoying cause i talk a lot, i'm a loser becuase i'm not friends with your group, i'm fake because most of the time i'm happy, i'm weird because i'm not like you, i'm clingy because i like to be around people, i'm greedy because i like to be satisfied, i'm naive because i'm younger than you, i'm conceited because i like who i am, i'm rude because my manners are perfect, i'm unappreciative because i don't praise you.
don't tell me who i am, becuase i already know

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

It takes an intelligent person to act stupid. It takes a stupid person to act intelligent.

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character out of a book or cartoon and see absoulutely nothing wrong with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

DEATH NOTE QUIZ

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?

L, Ryuk, Wammy kids

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
L X OC

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
naa im straight

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
yes i was L at nekocon 12 (virginia) and this year was my first time.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
4 t-shirts, all the live action movies, Los Angelas BB murder cases book, Necklace w/ L symbol and imprint of L on a coin attached to the necklace, Death note ringtones (if those count)

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
nope

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
no opinion either way

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
L/Misa

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
Of course not! They riddled the boy with bullets!

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
Likely because he realized together they could actually succeed.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
No, murder is murder. I'm all for making the world a better place, but a life of fear is not better.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
L Lawliet. ;)

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Anti-Kira

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
yep

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
yep

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? yes

17. Sub or dub? dub, they sound cooler

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
I think she could have been redeemed.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Mello, but she wouldn't have betrayed Near.

20. Do you even know who BB is?
Beyond Birthday, the jam loving serial killer.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
no opinion either way

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Mello, obviously.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

awesum cuz he just likes to yell "delete!" and "god!"

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Light, singing about sunshine and lollipops. shrugs

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Yep :)

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
no

27. Do you like lemons?
yes. lol

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
yes

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
hysterical. I quote it. lol

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
No?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
yes

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
yes

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
yes

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
nope

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
Nah, I wish I could make money from it though. :P

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

meh, i wouldnt really care if i had one. itd sit somewhere lost in my room anyway.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
Yep, L shouldn't have died and should have caught Kira like in the live action movie. lol

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
no

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?

no opinion either way.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
no.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
almost but not completely

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile\

I can't remember who said this, but i thought it fit my pretty well- "I have a mental problem, which is kept stable with a steady supply of porn and yuri."

ANIME My anti-drug

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.

If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you would sacrifice your life for a friend's, copy this into your profile.

You Know You Live In 2000+ When...

1) You accidently enter your password on the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) You are now laughing at yourself for your stupidity.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...And you know you did!

IM SORRY

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA (and to help them gain world domination).