Name is Jack and i hate you all, i listen to real music music that requires skill and i read real crap not your stupid pussy shit to do with harry potter and fucking percy jackson.

Name. Duncan Nortier

Food: Shit

Color: Black

Fave: Music

Hates: Everything

Likes: I don't understand the meaning of the word.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.]

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST WRITE THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Liar. Sex Pistols. (Nuff said)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Black masks and gasoline. Rise against

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Institutionalized. Suicidal tendencies (My ex girlfriend did try to stab me with a spoon)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Sleep now in the fire. Rage against the machine.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Don't stand so close to me. Sting (WTF. How do they know me?)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Longview. Greenday (I hate my friends)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Peace and quiet. Canturberry (Naaw)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Anarchy in the UK. Sex Pistols

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Throw away your television. Red Hot Chilli Peppers

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

How I could just kill a man. Rage against the machine (So true)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Here comes the hotstepper. Ini Kamozi (What the fuck is this doing on my phone.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Punk Rock Christmas. Sex Pistols

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Burnout. Greenday

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Give it all. Rise against

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

God save the queen. Sex Pistols (Fuck the queen)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

When I come around. Greenday

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

I want to fuck a dog in the ass. Blink 182 (Guess it's not a secret anymore)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Talking to myself. Jax Panic

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Message in a bottle. Sting

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Another brick in the wall P2. Pink Floyed (WTF)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

I wanna be sedated. Ramones

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Holiday. Greenday

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Smells like teen spirit. Nirvana

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Rock and Roll High school. Ramones (I'll take that as a no)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Geek stink breath. Greenday

DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU?

Kick out the jams. Rage against the machine

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Looking for a kiss. Sex Pistols

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Dani California. Red Hot Chilli Peppers

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Pretty Vacant. Sex Pistols