sup, the names luvinemmettcullen and I support zashley. I'm married to Emmett Cullen :D

Wasup Marri r Marri Bear hacked this shizznet lol : this is my bestie & sis & cousin's profile of course u knew that sooo duh!Shes funny like me & random and I luv her berri much! get it straight

-She's a ja-idiot (this is luvinemmettcullen). Yeah we're cousins but she's dumbular.

Youtube link to trilaer for new message : NEW MESSAGE TRAILER

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were a Twilight fan before the movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the dang Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sening it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actuallt scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Ashley Tisdale is waaaaaaaaay better than Vannessa Hudgens, copy this into your profile.

Proud TROYPAY and ZASHLEY FAN! If you're a Troypay/Zashley fan, post this on your profile to show you will NEVER to turn to the light side of Zanessa and Troyella...TROYPAY & ZASHLEY FAN 4 LIFE!

Troypay FOREVER EVER! Copy this into your profile if you agree.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you support Ashley Tisdale and dislike Vanessa Hugdens, put this in your profile.

If you're a proud Troypay Fan, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a proud -Troypay- and -Zashley- fan, put this in your profile. This couple rocks @! Who cares what others say about this couple! They are the best of the bestest best of the best best world of BEST COUPLES.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this on your profile!

I'm a proud Troypay Fan

Save Troy from the "Freaky Math Girl"!

If you support them put this on your profile.

If Zanessa sucks, copy and paste this in your profile.

You Know when you are turning to the dark side when:

-You go to sleep thinking about Troyella

-You have a brainstorm of a story where they (Shudders) kiss.

-You see the movie and when Troy kisses Gabriella you think awww how cute!

- You've had nightmare... er... I mean DREAMS of Zac and Vanessa getting married

- You've actually thought one of these sets of three word: Mrs. Gabriella Bolton and/or Mrs. Vanessa Efron

You know that you picked the good side and your heart is truly Troypay when:

- You realize Ryan and Gabriella are SO much cuter together

-You remember that Sharpay is the best character in the movie

-You see that Gabriella is too queit and shy for Troy

-You know that Sharpay Bolton sounds better than Gabriella Bolton

-Troypay are much more fun to write

-You know that Troy is THE only one that can melt Sharpay's Ice Queen Façade

Finally you wake up in hot sweats and realise it was all a…dream, and you would never leave ‘Troypay Zashley’ for ‘Troyella Zanessa.’ If you are a Troypay Zashley fan you must put this in your profile.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

If you HATE the sickeningly fluffy pairing that is Troyella, copy and paste this in your pr

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that I'm looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a flipping psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

--BRACE--FACE-- (copy and paste this in your profile if you are a brace face and proud of it! )

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Things about me:

I am very random

I have 2 pets- 2 dogs. L3o-ish mah babeh...Barry- i strongly dislike thth dog glares

I like rootbeer soda which was my hamsters name-rootbeer. +sleep well young prince+

I am a chica . la-duh.

Birthday:May 5

Age:14 n a fukkin HALF!!

Backround:black/whit/german/bermudian-i'm a mutt hehe!

Hair:Dark brown, passed my shoulders but not too far

Eyes:Mega dark brown (not black) droopy like.

Height:5'7'' and a half

weight:not too big, not too skinny. in the middle sort of. about a skinch more to the chuuby side but not that much. and i love it.

Favorite things: coffee!! sims, football, the mall, at times the movie theater, And lots more things -coff coff- Emmett -coff coff- ;;DD...oh n fer all that dont kno...we're married so...back off o.o im super cereal...i'll hurt chu O.O!!

Favorite sayings: la-duh, stupid-est, shows what you know, pa-cheeeet, whatevz, I don't care, Ya madda, -giberish (I tend to do that a lot)-,dumbular, ja-idiot, FAIL!, failbolg, thats wat she said, yer face, yer momma, mhm sure, watev, no shit sherlock

Funny times:

kamarri (aka marri):It's hot.(does spazm-like thing) let the sweat drip down my bod-ay.

Me:What the hell?!

-me and kamarri watching peter pan-

Me: Why is he hitting her butt?

Marri: (laughs)

Me: Oh peter pan is tappin that!

Marri: laughs even harder.

-eight grade class- me, my friend, and this boy were having a dissing session

Friend: Shut up fat ass.

Boy: Well at least i got titties. look at you, your flat chested!

Me: -dying from laughter-

-me n kamarri playing spit-

kamarri took her sisters money n threw it

sequoia: ah my money slides across the cards n messes them up-

it was random...yuh had to be there ;D

Gir WILL rule the world sum day!!