After the fallout of POA, Albus has harsh words for Severus - and Severus decides to simply submit. But Albus' punishment does not stop there - Severus will spend the holiday with him. Severus, trapped and angry, is being driven ever closer to his edge.

Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?

What if Lily was engaged to James, but in love with Sev? What if Severus didn't return her feelings at first? This story is AU and NOT canon-compliant. Please read and review. Image is credited to dancingcarrot21 at deviantart.

When everything seems to go wrong at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts, Severus finds himself in a place he wouldn't have expected.

Sequel to Emerald Eyes; AU--The summer before 3rd year brings new obstacles for Harry and Snape, especially when the Potions master realizes he isn't the only one minding the Boy Who Lived.

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

The entire Nation is at its knees. John Watson, The Master, professionally known as 'The Man' has in his possession very compromising photographs that could destroy the most powerful family in Britain and Sherlock Holmes' name has arisen. RE-OPENED!

The final two years of Hogwarts prove more confusing than the previous five combined to Lily Evans. Receiving the benefit of unbiased advice from a mysterious pen-pal, she gains new perspective and learns more about herself and those around her.

...you have to do it yourself. In their 6th year a mysterious disappearance forces Lily and Severus to work together despite their falling out and puts them on the path meant for a certain bespectacled boy but if you want something done right... LE/SS AU.

Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

John Watson is a respectable medical student in his early twenties. He has a nice flat, a good job... and he's best friends with a drug-addicted teenage street rat by the name of Sherlock Holmes. AU in which our heroes met many years earlier.

Dumbledore suggests Severus Snape as Secret Keeper for the Potters, which is awkward all around. AU

Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire

Sherlock and Lestrade find out that Lestrade is Sherlock's biological father. Cue two men in shock...and an unexpected journey into famiy love. Sherlock/John pre-slash. Planned before/not compliant with S2.

Sequel to "Holmes is Where the Heart Is". After only knowing each other for a few weeks, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson-new flatmates with a budding friendship-are called away to America to investigate a series of mysterious disappearances taking place near a small, rural community. Why are people disappearing, and what does sweet, soft-spoken Jim Moriarty know? Chapter 6 is up!

John Watson has to deal with an extremely bored consulting detective who wreaks havoc not only at 221B Bakerstreet but wherever else he can. Friendship and Discipline.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Unknown to the Cullens, Aro of the Volturi has planted a spy to check on Bella’s vampire status. Very displeased with the information he receives that Bella is still human; Aro makes a snap decision to visit.

Mycroft Holmes worries about Sherlock... constantly. Several snapshots of the relationship between Mycroft and Lestrade from stranger, to friend, to... maybe more. The constants of their changing feelings and actions.

Harry Potter goes missing after being left on the doorstep of the Dursley home. One man must determine friends from enemies, and protect the boy under the Headmaster's watch. Favors are called in, unlikely friendships develop, and betrayal draws nearer...

Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.

Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward's hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test. What will his family find upon his rescue? The man or the monster. Mentalward Winner

Carlisle Cullen has always been different—a frustrating son to a distant father; an enigma to the rulers of his world. But when he faces the biggest decision of his immortal life, he's forced to grapple with the moments that have shaped him most. When you've lived your whole life among killers, what kind of man do you choose to become? Pre-Twilight canon.

The doctor. The government. The policeman. The assistant. Sherlock recorded everything that happened on the rooftop. The four he left behind listen to it. Post "The Reichenbach Fall".

Because in the end, they always were in it together. A quick study of the relationship between Lestrade and Sherlock.

For Sherlock's first Christmas after leaving London he is sent to Shanghai, where his brother greets him with a very special gift.

A set of two holiday stories exploring the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. After helping the headmaster move the Mirror of Erised to a new home, Severus Snape receives an unexpected gift. Several years later, an old friend arrives to remind Albus Dumbledore of the gift he once gave.

New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.

When Sherlock goes, he takes Lestrade with him. Fugitive!Lestrade, Post-Reichenbach AU.

When Sherlock grants John his miracle - when he completes the trick he began on the roof of St Bart's - don't you think he'll do it at the most magical time of the year?

Post-Reichenbach reunion. "Were you... Were you really going to do it?" "Do what?" "J..jump off." John stands on the edge of the building, one step away from numbing all the pain and stopping his bleeding heart. And of course, one step away from death. Sherlock arrives just in time to pull him back from the edge. Angst and fluff in equal (but not really) measures.

Before Sherlock left for the roof of Bart's, he recorded a video for John. Post-Reichenbach reunion written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange.

He hasn't told John this, but it's his aim to know everything about him, until he can describe the way that John's hair slides from blond to gray or the way that John laughs, warm and steady, when Sherlock does something he likes, as easily as he can rattle off the markers of time of death.

On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?

Cuddling was one of Sherlock's favorite aspects of his relationship with John.

It's not that John can't get a girlfriend. It's that Sherlock doesn't want him to.

John is woken up in the middle of the night by beautiful music. WARNING: VERY FLUFFY Rated K

"Mr Sherlock Holmes, who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when he stayed up all night, was seated at the breakfast table."

Lestrade finds Sherlock wounded in an alley and rushed to his side. Sally Donovan watches and wonders what brings those two together.

It took Mycroft Holmes three hours to realize that the reports of his brother's death had been greatly exaggerated. This is how he expresses his displeasure.

He can't be sick. He just can't be ill. He hates being sick...! A sick!fic adventure through Sherlock's POV. A spin-off of He's Only Ever Human, but can be read entirely on it's own.

A different take on the end of "A Study In Pink". An AU where Lestrade comes over to talk to Mycroft, and Sherlock and John both learn that John is Sherlock's date to Mummy's for the holidays. See warnings inside.

Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?

When Greg Lestrade was a little boy, his father used to take him out to look at the stars. The story of Lestrade, and of Sherlock. T for safety & drug use. Angst, love, and h/c. No slash: father-son relationship.

Lestrade finds a way to help Sherlock sleep. Very slight S/L.

Lestrade helps John get a drugged Sherlock back home after their first encounter with Irene Adler. Friendship fic, post-ASiB.

There were some certainties to life when you were dating John Watson, and Sherlock Holmes stepping all over your carefully-laid plans was one of them.

A rattled Sherlock places a desperate call after that first night out on the moor. A missing scene from "Hounds."

Mycroft feels guilty - he's just as much to blame as Moriarty for Sherlock's death, after all. And then, three years after his death, Sherlock texts him. Maybe now, their relationship can be repaired. Mycroft and Sherlock reunion, Post-Reichenbach

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

Written for this kinkmeme prompt: Mycroft is forced to review movie proposals. Nobody enjoys this - not Mycroft, not Anthea, not the film board and definitely not the directors... Rated T because some of the movie proposals are rather arthouse and awful. As always, not beta'd so there may be errors.

Sherlock detoxes from cocaine. Rated for drug use, violence, restraining someone against his will. Pre-John Sugarverse story.

Sherlock's depression heightens to a childish degree; John just tries to cope. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

Every year, the Holmes boys pick a duet to play for Mummy. She'd always hoped it would help them get along better. This is, sadly, not the case, but John can see why she does it.

Greg wakes up at 3:47am to find that his boyfriend's a bit busy with work. Greg's quite happy to sit back and watch, and Mycroft's fine as long as Greg's there.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Sherlock gets concussed during a case and Lestrade cleverly, albeit begrudgingly, gets him away from the EMTs on the scene. Contains: No spoilers, paternal!Lestrade, and hurt!Sherlock. Enjoy

Mycroft knows when to leave the British Government behind and become a big brother.

In which Sherlock shows off, and being his nerdy self, speaks French for a murder case involving the French ambassador's family in London. And in which, for once, John is annoyed with his insufferable and brilliant flatmate...

Mycroft Holmes is tired; no, more like exhausted. The last three years have been grueling without the added burden of grieving for his brother. When he suddenly finds Sherlock sitting in his office, the stress and the fear of his family's mental history lead him to doubt whether his brother is really there, or whether he's a figment of his imagination. H/C, family-centric.

One-shot:What if Sherlock and John had been together in the early days and Lestrade and his team are surprised that Sherlock is involved romantically with John? Established John/Sherlock. Slash. Rated T for safty!

... someone noticed John's dog tags around Sherlock's neck, and one time John saw them. Just a stupid excuse to write a Johnlock hug. Pre-relationship, I suppose, but there are definitely butterflies in both their stomachs.

Mycroft remembered the first time he had been forced to pull John aside and explain. It was obvious that no one had warned the doctor that the addiction came with a higher price, when Sherlock's control floundered and the spark of his restraint went out, leaving him in darkness.

The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Lestrade unknowingly brings Sherlock's boyfriend in for questioning. "I'm sorry, you've got hell coming." Johnlock

Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort's return... (AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7) NOTE: This story is unfinished, NOT abandoned, and currently ends on an unhappy cliffhanger. It will eventually have a happy ending; until then, put it on your story alerts and stay tuned.

Sherlock never gets sick. Ever. One-shot; now with added sequel!

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Professor McGonagall is in arrears with the correction of tests. The unexpected help she get pushes her to reflect on one of her colleagues.

Everyone always assumes that Mycroft is the better brother. But they don't understand that Sherlock can be a frightening force to be reckoned with...given proper motivation.

When John's father dies, Sherlock accompanies him back to his hometown for the funeral. Bonding ensues. Bonding of a romantic nature.

Sherlock presents John with a surprising gift and an unexpected proposition. Will John accept either of them?

Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.

"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.

DI Gregory Lestrade had no idea on that cold January morning that his life was going to change...The story of how Greg met the Holmes' brothers and discovered that family is where you find it. Prequel to You Were My Life. Mystrade.

just as it says on the tin, lots of cuddling and fluffy things

Sherlock is ill - grudgingly . Mycroft reads him his favourite book - cheerfully. Brotherly love!

John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.

Five times Mrs. Hudson raised the rent, and one time she didn't. Written for rabidsamfan during LiveJournal's Watsons Woes party. Spoilers for TRF, speculation for S3.

Edward's in gym class enduring a rude boy's mental insults. He loses his temper and assaults the student, landing himself in the principal's office. Will Carlisle arrive in time, or will Edward face the dreaded paddle? Pre-Twilight, 1964. CP, Spanking.

Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.

-I'm proud of you-I'm here-You are special-I miss you-I care about you-I'm sorry-There are many things the Holmes brothers won't say out loud, especially to each other. But that doesn't mean they don't find a way to communicate them.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Mycroft Holmes has had a very bad day. And now it's up to Sherlock and John to make sure he lives to see a new one.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Post-Reichenbach Fall. Lestrade tries to make up with John. He gets the door slammed in his face for his trouble.

Crack!fic - John uses some parental tricks to train Sherlock to be a bit nicer.

It takes thirteen hours for Mycroft to discover that Sherlock isn't dead. A breakdown, in both senses of the word.

On occasion, the crime scenes get the better of Lestrade. Sometimes, it's the gruesome bodies. Sometimes, it's the horrid weather. But most of the time? Most of the time, it's the company.

Sherlock gets food poisoning while John is away and it's up to Mycroft to take care of his little brother. In the process, confessions will be made and Sherlock will learn that caring is not always a disadvantage. not slash lots of H/C, family-fluff.

Severus was trying to brew a potion that could help him preserve the life of his loved ones, however when testing it on himself intending for it to just take off two years of his life it took off about...hmm...thirty.

Oneshot. Severus thinks it was bad enough being seventeen the first time around. Having to live through it a second time is surely a severe penance he doesn't deserve. SS, HP.

Post-Reichenbach, Sherlock's secrets start to seep out and Sgt. Donovan realizes just how wrong she was. Rated M for language and content in later chapters. TW for references to non-con. No slash as of yet.

Mycroft paused in the doorway once more to smile at his resting sibling. The boy was an absolute terror most of the time, but it was moments like this that reminded Mycroft just how much his brother meant to him.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

"Lestrade leaned forward, all business despite the wrinkled shirt and slightly reddened eyes. "We found this - " he waved a hand at the recorder - "in Sherlock's coat pocket."" In which there is much angst and manly shedding of tears, or: Three blokes listen to the rooftop confrontation. Set during the Hiatus, no slash.

What if John hadn't seen the hound when Sherlock trapped him in the lab? What if instead, his very real nightmares of the war had materialized all around him? Trapped and drugged, John can't tell what's real and what's not. How will Sherlock react?

John failed to imagine the Christmas dinners at the Holmes household, so Sherlock transcribed one for him. Oneshot.

Fluffy, oneshot drabble involving thunderstorms and cuddles. Rated T to be safe.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

Sherlock doesn't come to his brother for anything so the few times that he does, Mycroft knows something drastic must be done. Twoshot. Part one, Pre-SiP. Part two, Post-Reichenbach.

Sherlock is taken by Moriarty, and when he's found he's going to need John more than ever as he makes his way slowly back to normality. Contains violence, strong language, angst, whump, etc Set just after TGG

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.

Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF

When Sherlock returns from the dead he and John have some trouble telling each other how they feel. John forces Sherlock to a therapy session to try and get the truth about what happened 3 years ago. Sherlock reveals more than he intended. Slash/Fluff

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

"Sherlock jokes about you being the Queen of England and Moriarty fantasizes about me being a king in some fairytale. I think the Universe is conspiring against us." Random Mystrade moment and bonus Lestrade threatening Moriarty.

Light crack, whump and hurt/comfort fluff. Malnutrition gets the better of Sherlock at a bad time, and Mrs. Hudson comes to the rescue with a popular kitchen utensil.

Greg just wants to hang out with Sherlock. Sherlock thinks he's being an idiot. But maybe that's just a Holmes way of saying something else entirely. Whump, college AU. Rated for language.

Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."

Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.

What will it take for Sirius Black to become an adult? What must happen for Severus Snape to break from the fetters of his life? In the summer before seventh year, both boys may just find out those answers. AU fic.

Lestrade decides it's time to knock some sense into Sherlock, who's refusing to eat or sleep while he's on a case.

Sherlock, forced to turn to his brother for help, remembers everything Mycroft has done for him in the past.

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.

John's timeline intersected with Sherlock's many years before that fateful day at Barts. Of course neither remembered it, but Mycroft did because Mycroft remembers -everything-. One Shot

All Mycroft wants is revenge on Sherlock's bullies, but the little boy is as uncooperative as ever. They'll just have to compromise. Fluffy hurt/comfort with little! Sherlock.

Moriarty gets Sherlock for a few hours in order to 'play' with his favorite toy and leave him a promise...Lots of angst, Sherlock whump, a little Johnlock.

Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.

Sherlock gets on the wrong side of a dangerous DI, and his pride prevents him from seeking help. After all, his wellbeing has always been second to his reputation, hasn't it? Abuse, hurt/comfort, pre-canon, Lestrade/Sherlock friendship.

A slip of the tongue reveals a connection Sherlock has tried to hide. Angst and hurt/comfort ensue when he confides in John about his time at uni and first 'friend'. Sherlock whump!

Lestrade allowed himself the time to take in the nice suit, the condescending expression, the umbrella the man was leaning on with practiced calm. Whoever he was, he seemed quite certain that he had chosen the right person to answer his question.

Sherlock is given custody of a baby girl he fathered whilst abroad during the great hiatus. Realizing he is not proper father material - he takes her to Mycroft.

The first three times Lestrade meets Sherlock, and an unexpected appearance by Mycroft. / Pre-series. One-shot.

Sherlock and John wander into one of Mycroft's operations, and when danger ensues, the elder Holmes has to come to the rescue. A few thoughts about the secrets that are really held inside Mycroft's head.

One day, Sherlock looked up, only to find that John was nowhere to be seen and Mycroft was sitting in their flat as if he owned it. Which, knowing him, might actually be true. SherlockJohn fluff, BAMF!Mycroft

Sherlock has a tantric masturbation session while John's out of the house. Asexual!Sherlock. Sherlock & John friendship.

..before I came along Sherlock? The story of what happened to Sherlock before John, specifically what happened to make Sherlock so fiercely protective of Mrs. Hudson. Spoilers may come for season 2 of Sherlock. Rated for Sherlock whump.

Written for a prompt in the kink meme. Every family should bond. The Holmes brothers are no different. The only difference is that they don't know they are bonding. Please read the warnings inside.This is a Sherlock/John story.

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

All he wants is to feel alive, one last time. Post-Reichenbach. Rated for suicide attempt and swearing.

Mycroft Holmes has never had an easy relationship with his brother, they fight and insult each other, causing damage anyway they can. But they're brothers. God forbid anyone else try the same. Minor edits made. Part of the 'Mycroft Cares' universe.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

An alternative ending to the DH. What if Snape became the Elder Wand's master? Voldemort gives Snape one hour to find Potter before setting his pet snake Nagini on him. When Snape and Harry meet face to face, Snape disarms him without knowing that Harry had the Elder Wand's allegiance. Will Snape's fate be any different when he faces his Dark Master with the Deathstick on his side?

Sherlock and John break into Mycroft's flat in search for something. Sherlock ventures into Mycroft's bedroom, not realising that today is the British Government's day off, and he's spending it with a DI in a way that will make Sherlock regret barging in.

SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.

On Sherlock's body they find a recording, a recording of everything between Moriarty and Sherlock on top of barts. 'Cold dread sank through his body, he didn't want to hear his friend die. Seeing the blood had been bad enough'

A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

Spoilers for "Hounds": There's a reason why Sherlock doesn't know Lestrade's first name. Gen fic.

Soon after Lestrade and Sherlock meet, Sherlock finds himself in a bit of a predicament and must call on the Detective Inspector for help. Lestrade ends up stuck with a concussed consulting detective and must take care of him. Pre-series, not slash.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

AU. Mycroft's parents die and Mycroft is left in charge of four year old Sherlock. Gregory Lestrade just wants the four year old to stop sneaking into crime scenes, and maybe for Mycroft to give him his number. Mystrade. Told in Drabbles.

Set during "The Hounds of Baskerville" - just how did Sherlock negotiate that little arrangement with Mycroft?

In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.

Sherlock sighed. While the way things were heading were not a pleasant prospect by any degree, it seemed so eminently predictable. Moriarty tsked and cupped Sherlock's chin in his hand. "Don't be so pessimistic, my dear; Daddy's got plenty of plans."

Sherlock didn't want, or need, Mycroft watching over his shoulder at all times, but sometimes having the British Government as a big brother, had it's advantages. Hint of Mycroft/Lestrade

When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?

On Christmas Eve, 2005, Lestrade took a recovering drug addict home to spend the holiday with his family. Thirteen years later, Sherlock finds there are echoes of that first Christmas in one he celebrates with John and their son.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Written for a tumblr prompt. Jim comes home to find Seb in a fort, and he finds the whole thing very childish!

Mycroft locks Sherlock in his room, to sober him up from drugs. It's not until the end of his punishment that Sherlock sees it's duality. Warnings; drug use.

Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock's family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play 'Boyfriend' thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party? SLASH. JOHNLOCK

Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.

ONE SHOT. "But those four words, oh, Sherlock savors them." Wherein Sherlock reduces the Met to a seething pool of rage, John thinks it's all childish, and Mycroft is the real star.

Completely random Albus and Severus stories to lead all the way to Christmas. Please come and join a journey of both angst and friendship and festive fun...

Grieving over Sherlock's death at Reichenbach, Mycroft tries to kill himself. The botched attempt damages his heart and leaves him with two weeks to live. He never expected Gregory Lestrade to come along.

John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.

Stuck in a daycare centre, Sherlock, for the first time, is bothered by the fact that neither he nor his brother are particularly normal.

Sherlock has a cold; thank goodness he has a doctor too. John/Sherlock cuddles. This was a Tumblr Sherlock Secret Santa gift.

A short ficlet, in which Sherlock and John get snowed into 221B and waste the day being cuddly. Can be read as part of A Love with No Name or a stand-alone. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John queerplatonic relationship.

Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.

Harry Potter's holiday with the Muggles has been dreadful. He wants nothing more than to return to Hogwarts, but when he is rescued by a masked wizard in a black robe, it sets off a chain reaction of disasters. Things are no calmer at school as an ancient legend comes to life and a deadly monster stalks the halls. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 7786722.

Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 7659033.

"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"

Sherlock is sick, injured, and reduced to a mental child... John, Lestrade, and even Mycroft try their hand at getting the consulting detective to behave... but will they succeed? Or is Sherlock just too much for them to handle?

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

DI Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes have been dating for thirteen months... and nobody knows. So what happens when Sherlock finds out? See warnings inside.

Sherlock worries his fairly new relationship is in trouble. He goes to Mrs. Hudson for advice. Mrs. Hudson apparently goes to Cosmopolitan magazine for advice. Fluffy and silly, but not as cracky as it sounds. Rated T for cursing and insinuations of sex.

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

"Because he needs a friend right now, and since John can't be here, I'll stay."

Lestrade stumbles across some surprising paperwork in a quest to find Sherlock some puzzles. Turns out 'his' Holmes isn't quite as clean-cut as he had thought. MYSTRADE

John and Sherlock run into some of John's old army mates whose prejudices test Sherlock's patience.

In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J

Mycroft, checking up on his brother yet again, gets a surprise story of a fight. Brother fighting, John doctoring, and all around amusement!

A few days after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry and Professor McGonagall, while talking, finds a brave hero, thought to be dead.

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.

Lestrade accidently scares Mycroft coming home drunk from an office party. Sherlock, in his own way, explains the situation to him so he can work at fixing it. Talk of physical child abuse and alcohol abuse. Mystrade H/C

A hostage situation at 221B proves that not all dangers come from Moriarty. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," and "Sentry Duty."

Set in "A Study Of Pink". Lestrade's usual view of Sherlock is tilted during the drugs bust he performed. And he can thank the man's new companion for that.

In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.

Mycroft doesn't want Lestrade to leave just yet.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

And one time the roles were reversed. Sherlock always seems to get himself into trouble. John isn't too happy about it. Eventual pairing, mostly pre-slash, now complete.

AU. Ever since he was born, John has been able to perceive people's auras. So he can see straight away that there's something special about Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock, Mystrade.

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

Mycroft and Sherlock have never considered taking the easy way to resolution.

When Harry Potter saw Severus Snape die from a snake bite, he was fairly certain his old potions professor was out of his life forever. Unfortunately, death doesn't seem to be binding.

It seems everyone under the sun is writing a post-'The Great Game' fan fiction and I don't want to be left out in the cold! Here is my version of events set right after the cliffhanger.

Sherlock hates strings, but John is a puppet master.

Sherlock is alive. Lestrade punches him for it. He's probably getting off lightly.

The world lies in pieces at Voldemort's feet but he does not have the one thing he truely desires: Harry Potter's devotion. "Because not all love is Eros".

Five things Lestrade can do that Sherlock can't and the one thing they both can't do. De-anon from kinkmeme.

John asks Sherlock to text him what he had for lunch/dinner when he's in the surgery so John can keep track of Sherlock's eating habits. Of course Sherlock would ask John to text him his lunch/dinner because it's only fair. Sherlock/John.

"Oh dear, you like him." Mycroft leans back, laying his free hand on the arm of the chair. "And he does not like you… at least not how you'd prefer him to." -Mycroft helps Sherlock with a certain John Watson problem-

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

It isn't often that someone notices something before Sherlock. Lestrade watches over the recovering detective and tries to nudge him toward some conclusions regarding John. Paternal!Lestrade, John/Sherlock, post-TGG.

"Alright, John. What have you deduced about our dear inspector? What do you see?" John realizes he doesn't know much about Lestrade. Sherlock fills in some blanks, and John does the rest. Oneshot, no spoilers.

Hermione has been left alone and, under the advice of Dumbledore's portrait, turns to Snape for help. Alternative seventh year. SS/HG. Contains spoilers for HBP and DH.

John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson

John had been expecting Sherlock to be irritable on his birthday. What he didn't expect was Mycroft's intervention, & the bizarre day trip that followed. J & S Friendship, Holmes Family weirdness.

Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John

Mycroft does care about his younger brother, even if he has an odd way of showing it. Which is why John finds himself on the end of another one of the elder Holmes's bribery attempts after he finds out about the progression of their relationship. S/J

Edward breaks the Cullen/Quileute treaty. Edward's fate lies in the hands of his father, his family, Jacob and the Quileute tribal council. No lemons. OOC NON-Canon Jacob. Canon timeline: Eclipse . WARNING: corporal punishment.

John gets irritated when Anderson and the other Yarders call Sherlock names. Sherlock is pleasantly surprised that the doctor gets so angered on his behalf. S/J established.

Every year Harry Potter writes a letter to his second son, who is growing up surrounded by friends and family, new and old. Mentor!Snape, not epilogue compliant, happy and light.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

Sherlock won't sleep, and he isn't letting John, either. John calls in outside assistance. One-shot.

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

Snape thinks he's finally won. Voldemort is dead, he isn't, and Potter has the evidence that will exonerate him. All he has to do is be patient and a new life of freedom will be his for the taking. What could possibly go wrong? AU,Slash,Character Death

Sherlock has a strange turn, John is worried and Mycroft is the only one who seems to know what's going on…

Sherlock had been tormented all of his early life by a cousin. Mycroft had watched from the shadows but eventually he'd had enough. Mycroft took action and Sherlock saw a side to his brother that he admired.

What Lestrade needed that night was distance. What he wanted was a few hours alone in which to grieve. What he got was Sherlock Holmes picking the lock of his front door.

Sherlock's hurt on a case and John cares for him afterward. Schmoopy and pointless H/C fic. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance

No one ever expected such a reaction from Sherlock Holmes. Not even the consulting detective himself. This was the one time his deductions worked against him. Mycroft/Lestrade, very light Sherlock/John

Sherlock decides John must be taken off the market. He will do this on his own terms and without John knowing. Slash.

When a research study goes awry, Hermione finds herself washed up on a tropical beach and rescued by the very last person she expected to save her. Post Deathly Hallows, but AU-ified a bit.

After the Final Battle, Snape awakes from a coma to a world in which Voldemort is gone, defeated by Harry Potter. Deciding he has nothing more to live for, he tries to end his life, but things don't quite work out the way he planned. Deaging, H/G, Mild CP

Mycroft helps Sherlock cope with mental overload. Prompt fill.

Mycroft is suspected of trying to kill himself by drug overdose. Sherlock refuses to believe this - Mycroft just isn't the type. …Is he?

"Do you think for one second that if Sherlock Holmes ever decided to kill someone, you'd know or even suspect him?" John defends Sherlock in an unconventional way. Pre-slash-ish. Maybe. Mostly just John being awesome and condescending.

Several weeks after the explosion at the pool following "The Great Game" episode, Lestrade visits the recuperating Sherlock and John at 221B Baker Street. He brings case files and food... and a visitor in tow.

During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…

John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

What should have happened following Edward's I'm-gonna-go-get-myself-killed-for-a-really-logica l-reason stunt in New Moon. Oneshot.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

People credit John Watson with saving Sherlock from himself. People are often wrong. Before John, someone else saved Sherlock, and she keeps saving him. Even now. A glimpse into the Sherlock only Mrs. Hudson gets to see. One Shot.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

A surprise visit to someone who poses a Threat to Holmes family. Written from OFC point of view.

Paracetamol was about as useful as gumdrops in her condition. She never bothered with it these days. She hated to barge but maybe that nice doctor upstairs would be in to take a quick look at it?

Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!

John/Sherlock. He'd rather be anywhere else, anywhere but a church.

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Sherlock has always been something of a child, but Lestrade finds that dealing with children isn't always so bad.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

An unfortunate MI6 employee gets himself into trouble. Mycroft gives him a cruel and unusual punishment.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

#1 in holiday series. Eleven-year old Mycroft is woken in the middle of the night by his distraught four-year old brother. Christmas story. Just something that nagged at me until I wrote it. Slight Sherlock/John toward the end. Rating T just in case.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.

John/Sherlock. You can't die, don't be so predictable.

Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.

John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

One shot. Origin story. How Anthea became Anthea… or Not Anthea, as some people call her. What's really hiding in the mind behind that Blackberry?

This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story

Mycroft has accumulated a great many titles and positions, many of which will never be disclosed to the general public. But he has only ever truly been three things: a brother, a patriot, and a lover of poetry. There has never been time for anything else.

Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.

An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.

John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.

Meet the Holmes'. John gains some insight into the environment that produced the two prodigies - Sherlock and Mycroft.

Sherlock had never been an only child, but from his behaviour you wouldn't know it. What happens when he realises that John has more than one friend, that other people admire the same qualities Sherlock does?

Can you imagine the people who dragged the Freak up? Sally Donovan learns that John Watson has limits and Sherlock learns... well, nothing he didn't already know. cross posted to LJ

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

Meant to be a companion to Korean Elections. Mycroft takes care of his brother.

From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.

"He cannot quite match the cold, professional Mycroft Holmes with the Mycroft who liked to drink tea obsessively and pretend to arrest his younger brother just to check that he was taking his vitamins on a daily basis." Slash.

John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.

Some men do not appreciate Sherlock's handling of their cases. They decide to pay him back. Written in response to a kink prompt which I cannot find again despite scouring the prompts pages for at least half an hour.

John finds an interesting way to stop Sherlock being rude. Lestrade is suitably disturbed by this. John/Sherlock, mild sexual content, written for a prompt.

Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock

Mycroft couldn't be damned to get up for anything, and one time he could.

One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John

John always has trouble with Sherlock when he's sick. But for Sherlock to have laryngitis, it's a whole new level of frustration. Also, what does all this 'charades' business have to do with anything? One-shot. First 'Sherlock' Fanfiction.

Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.

Sherlock has never learned to swim.

The heating is off in 221b. John wakes up in his frigid room and can't go back to sleep until he's warm. Humorous one-shot. Some light slash Watson/Sherlock.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

Sherlock is left in the same room as Lestrade's five-year-old daughter for about fifteen minutes.

The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John's reference in "The Great Game" to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge

... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S

John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff

"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.

"Lestrade didn't know about high-functioning sociopath, but a high-functioning drug addict Sherlock certainly was." An exploration of Sherlock on drugs and Lestrade fulfilling the role of somebody who cares. Angsty. Will be a two-shot.

John is invited to celebrate Christmas with Sherlock's family.

Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.

Why Sherlock was an idiot. S/J

... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff

It didn't creep up on them, nor did it appear in some almighty epiphany which resulted in their running into each other's arms declaring words of love and devotion. Rather, it had always been there, because that is just the way it was. John/Sherlock

"I'm very disappointed in the adult world, John. Your brains are even more infantile than I'd thought." Asexual!Sherlock and mortified!John in a sex shop, by request.

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

Sherlock passes out. John muses on the reasons why. Containing an absorbing case, two bags of shopping, and a few apples.

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock

John realises he only lets Sherlock touch him. Much introspection follows. Pre-slash

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

It's the 25th of December and John Watson wonders whether it's considered childish to throw yourself off London Bridge to avoid meeting your boyfriend's family. Sherlock/John. MUMFORDVERSE.

"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.

Sherlock/John. John thinks his privacy is intruded by Sherlock when he caught the detective using his password-protected laptop.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Spoilers for Blind Banker! Sometimes Sherlock needs a 'close-your-eyes' moment too...

Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape's guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.

Wherein John has lunch with his sister and Sherlock is the topic of conversation.

"And suddenly he's laughing. Hysterically. Because it's inconceivable, implausible, and ludicrous that Severus Snape, of all people, would betray their Lord...and yet..."

Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.

After returning to the Death Eaters Snape begins to crack. It's up to Dumbledore to keep him together through the turmoil. COMPLETED.

Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.

Before the trio set out in search for Horcruxes, Harry returns to Hogwarts to speak to Dumbledore. But what happens when he gets to Hogwarts and how will this affect the events that follow in the Dealthy Hallows ? SS mentor HP COMPLETE

Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess

The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.

New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.

Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.

AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...

Snape somehow survives Nagini's attack, but he isn't particularly happy about it. Harry wishes he was.

A little rewrite of Slughorn's party in HBP in which Horace has a bit too much to drink and inadvertently spills the beans. Implied Severus/Lily.Ish.

The feelings that occurs between Sirius Black and Severus Snape after having served detention together can only be blamed on insanity.

I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...

As I was saying, there are certain rules you need to follow to ensure my sanity and your life. And here they are.'- Edward sets some ground rules about dating Nessie with Jacob.

What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.

After Harry is caught exploding a cauldron in 2nd year Potions, Snape insists he keep a firm hand on the boy he must secretly protect. However, Snape discovers that there is more to the twelve yr old than unruliness.

Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.

A version of Edward's human life, as a letter to his daughter. There may be some inconsistencies; I am anxious to hear what native Chicagoan's think, and their suggestions, too! Enjoy; credits at the end.

Slavery complicates things. That's why HP fanfiction characters in Master/slave relationships now have a support group. Humor/Satire. Harry/Severus, Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Bill/Fenrir, Neville/Luna/Ginny, and more!

Snape finds Ron and Lockhart in the Chamber of Secrets waiting for Harry's return. Lockhart sings and Snape breaks. From Ron's POV, please review!

As the clock strikes midnight on Harry Potter's fourteenth birthday, the reflection of a strange boy appears in Harry's window. What unusual news does he bring? And why does this stranger appear to be none other than Harry himself? AU after PoA

New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.

Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...

Summary:AU Finally Snape and Harry get to the “bottom” of things. A Snape adopts Harry Fic. The story starts by the end of POA and takes over from there. Contains spoilers to GOF and Ootp. The story involves spanking of childrenteens. If you are not c

When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R

Edward made a promise to Carlisle when he came back from his rebellion. When he went to the Volturi; he broke that promise. Will Edward be able to put the broken pieces back together? Edward/Carlisle FatherSon

Written as a present to Rosaleen. Yet another kidfic. An attempt to reconcile Remus and Severus goes awry, and leaves Dumbledore and Harry with two small charges.

..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::

A four-year-old Draco floos to Severus's house late one night asking to spend the night.

Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.

SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.

Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series

Lily Evans Potter never got the chance to tell Severus Snape the one thing she should have: She was sorry.

What if Harry found out that Dumbeldore was dying, and what Snape's role was in it all? What if Harry then had to depend on the person he hated most in the world to honor Dumbledore's dying wishes?

Dumbledore orders Snape to give Harry extra DADA lessons. Understanding dark magic is easy. Understanding each other is not. Nonslash. Please review. It makes writers happy.

Post OotP. Encouraged by worried comments and determined to protect Harry, three unlikely people find their way into Privet Drive for...a month Poor Snape! Slight ADMM

AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.

Of Ordinary Wizards is about the tangled knots of enmity and having the courage to unravel them. It's about realizing you don't have the whole story when you were certain you did. Post HBP. An Albus Severus Harry fic. An AU book seven story. Complete.

Albus Dumbledore is a man of many secrets. One of them is his secret identity as an advice columnist, the Wise Wizard. When he coerces Snape to fill in, readers discover the Sagacious Sorcerer answering their queries would be better named Snarky Severus!

A young Remus Lupin visits Severus Snape at Spinner's End. An exercise in futility and hopelessness.

The two most feared Professor's are scared of who?

AU, Kidfic. Severus learns two things: Do not foolishly wave your wand at your school enemies. Do not step between school enemies waving their wands. You never know what might happen.

HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!

When Hermione walks out of Divination class in her third year, she is caught by a teacher wandering the empty corridors of the school… and not just any teacher, but Professor Snape. Attempting to explain why she is out in the middle of class, the conversa

Hagrid finds an interesting potion to brew to call a new creature.

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

A one shot, prequel to Dumbledore's Men. Not all hate is based upon ignorance. Sometimes it is based upon the deepest understanding. HBP spoilers!

Severus Snape falls off the deep end after Harry Potter sees his worst memory in the headmaster's Pensieve. It's up to Albus and Minerva to help the Potions Master overcome his demons. A little ADMM in later chapters.

After a particularly rough night of answering letters from the ministry, Severus Snape is worn out and exhausted. He finds comfort in the care of a certain headmaster. Kind of a long oneshot. Meant to be like a fatherson relationship.

Stress has a way of crumbling walls and shattering souls, and Snape finds himself falling back on old habits. Rated for drug use and language

“Severus Snape has both a tender side and a protective one. It is simply rare for people outside of Slytherin to see either.” As Snape tends to an injured Draco, both teacher and student show a different side to their personalities.

Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.

Severus Snape is returned to early childhood in order to save his life. But sometimes what looks simple and straight forward is not what it seems. Nothing in Snape's life is ever easy, is it? (COMPLETE)

Life as a double agent begins to take its toll on Snape. Can Harry really trust his most hated professor?

Lucius Malfoy lost something. He wants it back - but what if that selfsame desire could destroy him? Darkfic. Angst. SLASH! This story is now COMPLETE!

According to the Wizarding World, Severus Dumbledore was murdered when he was four years old...but was he really?

Dumbledore calls a staff meeting, the cause for which is that Severus Snape needs help coming to terms and working past his anti-Gryffindor sentiment. It doesn't quite go that way, however...

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..