Yes! Hello and welcome to my page! The name's Colin; english, gentleman author and comedian at your service, regardless of whatever nation you hail. Now, I am probably going to be the most British person you'll ever happen to stumble across on fanfiction.net, granted I am more than happy to welcome anyone again regardless of wherever you're from, so if you have any questions do not hesitate to ask :) Ah yes, and please do forgive my short attenti there's a duck outside.

8/18/ 2012:- Just started me first fanfiction, a crossover between owls of ga'hoole and skyrim-had everything completely planned ever since Dawnguard got released, I have :)

Favorite Quotes:-

"There is a vegetarian option, you can f*k off."-Frankie Boyle, Mock The Week

"And remember, every pound you give, leaves you, a pound poorer."-Hugh Dennis on charity shows

Favorite Books:-

Watership Down-Richard Adams

Guardians of Ga'Hoole-Kathryn Lasky

Plague Dogs-Richard Adams

The Cthulu Mythos (series)-H.P. Lovecraft and others

Favorite Shows:-

Pingu (The one and only)

Top Gear UK

A bit of Fry and Laurie

An Idiot Abroad

Live At The Apollo

The Ricky Gervais Show

Mock The Week

Doctor Who (of course)

Primeval

Have I got News For You

Russell Howards Good News

Favorite Movies:-

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

Star Wars (series)

Black Hawk Down

Saving Private Ryan

Happy Feet 1 & 2

Transformers: Dark of the moon and the others

Valiant

District 9

Avatar

Children Of Men

The Grey

Jurassic Park

Hot Fuzz

Shaun Of The Dead

Favorite Actors/presenters/comedians:-

David Tennant

Jim Sturgess

Sam Worthington

Gary Oldman

Ewan McGregor

Stephen Merchant

John Cleese

John Hurt

Jim Broadbent

Ryan Kwanten

Richard Roxburgh

Clive Owen

Richard Hammond

Hugh Laurie

Stephen Fry

Adam Hills

Kenneth Branagh

Simon Pegg

Jason Statham

Steve Irwin (R.I.P)

Hugh Grant

Daniel Craig

Jude Law

Martin Freeman

Russell Howard

Michael McIntyre

Rhod Gilbert

David Attenborough

Hugh Dennis

Frankie Boyle

Christopher Eccleston

David Wenham

Jeremy Clarkson

Ricky Gervais

Karl Pilkington

Alun Cochrane

Chris Addison

Ed Byrne

Hugo Weaving

Favorite Sports and Sports Team:-

Nothing like a bit of football (or soccer, if you will) with my mates :)

Tottenham Hotspurs (COME ON YOUR SPURS!!!!!!!!)

Arsenal (to an extent, yes)

Favorite Music:-

30 Seconds to Mars

Linkin Park

Rolling Stones

The Proclaimers

Snow Patrol

Coldplay

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Rise Against

Green Day

Oasis

Blur

U2

((Any kind of rock, to be honest, I play the electric guitar))