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Targeting Target by Sable Sun reviews
Target, a place for low prices, great popcorn, and crazy psychotic pirate vampires...? Wait, that doesn't sound quite right... But the Cullens love chaos and random dancing, or as Jasper would say, "I love Target. You know who else I love? Joan Rivers. Yeah, you heard me. Joan, if you're reading this, hit me up. Wink wink." Wait...what? CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 17,407 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Exchange of my Life by Edcullen-myperdition reviews
Jasper Hale was a normal and ordinary guy until he is chosen to make a college exchange to Los Angeles. Everything was perfect until he met Alice...Why is she so strange? What is she hidding? ALL HUMANS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Jasper, Alice
Porcelain People by sincerely-jessy reviews
AU. Jasper Hale is a faith healer, living in a shitty apartment on the wrong side of New York. Alice is a young orphan, living with her older brother. But nothing is as it seems. "Can you fix me?" "If the Lord permits it, ma'am."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Alice, Jasper