The "About Me" part;

Likes: making up a word that sounds like a real word so people allow me to use in speech

ex: pathetictization (lots of pathos), speciesist (think racism but across species), heightist (i.e., my mother can't stop talking about how short that person is),

other things

-My mum wants to call an asylum to cure my "inane ability to converse with myself."

"Votre francais est horrible, specifiquement ta grammaire."

I have high standards for any fic (horribleness of my own included). If I don't like yours, it can't be your fault, I'm a very picky reader. I'm generally happy to accept any pairing that the public creates, as long as it's well written, a long-ish story and a crack pairing XD.